Things that annoy you about pee porn

[lengajesytec 168]

I have never liked a yellow stream, i prefer the healthy and hydrated white stream or light yellow, a yellow stream indicates dehydration, also, a smaller evacuation due to the lack of liquids in the body. Just drink some water before filming is not that hard.

[dougm 74]

Wetting annoys the hell out of me. You're a big girl, at least pull your pants down to pee. And Diapers. Just... Why? Acting like a baby is not a turn on for me.

[Peewee123 1,124]

I think this post shows how everyone likes and dislikes different things, can’t please everyone and all that!

For me my Issues are:

1) anything where someone feels forced or in pain

2) anything fake, I prefer amateur to professional. Just a natural amateur video is my most liked ones. 
3) dirty talk. So cringe and I either have to change video or mute it

4) getting entirely naked to quickly pee in a public place, you just wouldn’t do that. And also popping your tits out the top of your top or Corset?! What have tits got to do with peeing, just keep them away!

5) any obvious destruction for the point of hurting or upsetting someone. Just be nice people!!

6) drinking pee, it just makes me feel physically Sick. Peeing on faces etc is a bit much for me too. 
7) diapers. I have no issue with people wearing them and playing with them, but a video watching someone in one does nothing as you can’t see anything. It’s a bit boring sadly. I don’t like adults acting like babies though, that’s odd for me. 
8 ) actors who don’t seem to actually like the pee, I’d rather see genuine acts of enjoyment. 
9) acting desperate and then a tiny stream  this probably falls under the fake category  

basically I like natural, simple, genuine amateur videos of people like us enjoying something they enjoy! 

 

[mazalb91 1]

I don't like fiction, I love seeing real scenes, with people who aren't really acting. I love pissing porn videos, there are some great reality pee porn sites on https://getrealporn.com/ but I don't find much of cute amateurs.

[Guest ShyPeeMan]

I don't like fake stuff which is all staged with people pretending to enjoy it. I find amateur porn is far better as the people doing are actually loving it. It's much more sexy seeing someone enjoying it

[mickymoist 3,513]

One of my pet hates in any video is the wrong aspect ratio, if a video was shot 4:3 then post it as such rather than stretching it to fit a modern screen distorting everyone, really bugs me

[LovesToWet 3,800]

Production set porn, it just doesn't seem like they enjoy it

Edited April 29, 2022 by LovesToWet

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

I don’t like to focus on the negatives, but just a couple from me:

- Pee porn where the actors are acting so angry, like the locked toilet door scenario or the revenge pee.  Just go and pee somewhere else, or go and enjoy that revenge pee with a giggle. 

- The desperation that stops and the actor stands motionless for seconds on end before the wetting starts. We all know you were acting and now you’re concentrating hard trying to push a pee out. Instead I love to see that rare sight of an actor running to camera clutching themselves and obviously already losing it in a messy explosive eruption of piss.

Final thing are the terms used in titles - MILF, slut and similarly degrading generalisations. 

[Dr.P 1,473]

Following gldenwetgoose, I would like to focus on some positives. The most serious negative I see is blurry, poor photography, in shots and poses which could be very erotic, if photographed or lighted better. Also, elaborate preliminaries, culminating in the actress peeing a few dribbles, are disappointing, to say the least. And lastly, although I enjoy seeing a woman's beautiful breasts, I think it is totally ridiculous for her to display them prominently in scenes of furtive, supposedly secret, public pissing, where the last thing she would do is reveal any more of her anatomy than is absolutely necessary to get the job done, as privately as possible.   

I may be in a minority, here, but I don't think that models must always exhibit smiling, happy facial expressions in all contexts. I prefer an appearance of reality, in the context of the photo or video, even if it is just well acted. For example, an expression of surprise, dismay, annoyance, or all three, is perfectly appropriate in scenes where her stream has gotten out of her control, unexpectedly spraying, or running down her legs, or wetting her clothing, the toilet or car seat, or the floor. The same goes for contexts in which she discovers that she is being observed, when she didn't expect it. Oddly enough, a facial expression indicating boredom, in an obviously posed or choreographed photo or video, can be humorous, as well as erotic.  Conversely, a facial expression of intent, in a messy context, deliberately peeing down her leg, or spraying the toilet seat, or the floor, for example, can also be very erotic.  I like the illusion of reality, seeing what a woman might actually do, in unfamiliar, or even familiar situations.      

[Peewee123 1,124]

On 5/7/2022 at 7:53 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

We all know you were acting and now you’re concentrating hard trying to push a pee out. Instead I love to see that rare sight of an actor running to camera clutching themselves and obviously already losing it in a messy explosive eruption of piss

I know what you mean although I think I’d do this. I can be really desperate, but unless I sit on a toilet, it can take me a moment to convince myself I can go where I am. 

[CalypsoIsland 9]

When it’s way way too clear and they try to piss on tits instead of pissing in the mouth and pussy. Or if it suddenly becomes ageplay. I’m sorry diaper people. 

Edited May 18, 2022 by Sophie

[Takashi96 1,075]

When people make compilations but cover up all the sounds with some stupid song! It's like, thanks, I didn't want to hear that gorgeous woman's hissy stream anyway. And nothing makes me jizz quite as forcefully as the sounds of bad metal with rapping over it. And while we're on the subject of bad faith editing....those fart fetish losers (yes, I'm kink shaming) who take perfectly good pee scenes and insert farting/shitting sounds over them. It's like why not just add some fucking rap metal while you're at it. 

[Peevert 934]

On 5/18/2022 at 12:03 PM, CalypsoIsland said:

Or if it suddenly becomes ageplay. I’m sorry diaper people. 

No need to apologize.  Just an FYI: We all didn't get into diaper girls because we want sex with a 3 year old.  I got into it for the pee.  A woman wetting a diaper is no different than her wetting her panties or wetting her bikini or wetting her pajamas or wetting her bed.   

[Peevert 934]

I'm sure I have a list of top ten most hated things somewhere in this thread, so I'll just mention my top two things that piss me off (so to speak). 

1. Toilet Peeing.  I mean, seriously, why bother to put that on video?  Only good one I've seen was with Tanner Mayes, but she got pee all over her muffin and her butt.  Then she tried to get one of the camera guys to lick her clean and none would do it.  Cowards!  

2. In mouth peeing without swallowing.  Just pee on her face or on her tits or on her muffin or on her butt hole if there's a swallowing issue.  Pointless to pee in someone's mouth and see them spit it out.  I don't even see the point of spitting, whether it's pee or cum.  Once it's in your mouth, you've tasted it.  Neither swallowing nor spitting make the taste go away.   And at least with my own cum (haven't tasted any other guys) I like the taste.  I've had one girl pee in my mouth probably 5 or 6 times, sometimes it's bitter (depending upon what she has eaten and drank recently) but still it's very erotic, and yes I swallowed.   Except this one time when she peed too fast and it overflowed out of my mouth and it got all over my shirt and even though it was in a somewhat private area yes it was in public. :D  

Edited August 18, 2022 by Peevert

[likesToLick 10,216]

On 12/4/2021 at 2:05 PM, slucaniets said:

a) Involve making the person hold their breath, drink through funnels,

Totally agree with this.  the whole idea of forced pee drinking,  with funnels or any other kind of restrictive device,  just totally revolts me.  It kills the mood completely.

[Peevert 934]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh YES! How could you pass up an opportunity like that?! 

 

That smile, those sweet perky A Cups... And she likes pee play!! 

Pee S: Since I know you pervs are gonna ask. :P 
https://www.xvideos.com/video30854607/twistys_-_tanner_mayes_starring_at_poke_a_hot_ass 

 

Edited August 16, 2022 by Peevert

[Peevert 934]

There's a satire somewhere, I couldn't find it, where she acts like a teenage girl on Jerry Springer.  "Yeah, the dean kicked me out of college, so I blew him! Now I get straight 'A's!" 

Which I found very humorous because we went to the same college, and that same dean really did kick me out.  I got back in the next semester. And I did not blow him. :P 

[Takashi96 1,075]

2 hours ago, Peevert said:

There's a satire somewhere, I couldn't find it, where she acts like a teenage girl on Jerry Springer.  "Yeah, the dean kicked me out of college, so I blew him! Now I get straight 'A's!" 

Which I found very humorous because we went to the same college, and that same dean really did kick me out.  I got back in the next semester. And I did not blow him. 😛

You went to college with Tanner Mayes!? Damn, she was hot! 

[Peevert 934]

She was. And IS!

Well, the same college, but at different times, so I unfortunately did not get to meet her.  Although I did invite her to alumni night.  Would have been hysterical if she showed up!!  

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

[ Moderator's Note - Getting into details of which area a person is from is getting a little personal, and is way off topic for this thread.

The post I'm referring to has been removed - but if it was you, then you understand what I'm talking about.

Now....   Back to the subject topic. ]

[Sophie 24,410]

I hate when they cannot decide how they are going to pee and keep changing positions. 

Standing? Squatting? Make up your mind and just stick with it. This could have been a great video if she just kept still. 

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Cute-USA-girl-pee-on-the-road

[Kupar 13,339]

45 minutes ago, Sophie said:

I hate when they cannot decide how they are going to pee and keep changing positions. 

Standing? Squatting? Make up your mind and just stick with it. This could have been a great video if she just kept still. 

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Cute-USA-girl-pee-on-the-road

I know what you mean ... the splash back on the camera though 🙂 

[tremayl 30]

I despise high heels in the fetishes I enjoy. No reason to wear them or have them involved. 
 

I don’t like when they exaggerate how bad they need to pee and end up expelling maybe half a cup of pee. Such a boner killer. 

I don’t enjoy seeing it being consumed, or played in either.

Definitely don’t like it being used for recipes and etc. Just get extremely desperate to pee, explode and clean up and call it a day or repeat the process please. 
 

Anything filmed in the bathroom isn’t desperate!

 Anything filmed with her standing near a bathroom acting, pretending to be desperate then rushing at the very last min meaning you wasted my time thinking you’d end up with a major close call or accident disappoints me. 

 

[James_erased 1,789]

As much as I love piss related porn, it seems agonisingly difficult for them to actually document a good account of it most of the time..

My main gripe is when the woman starts pissing, they zoom right in on her fanny - no! I want to appreciate the full scene, and in particular, where that stream is going/building up!

Others include when they take a good while to start pissing - if you are doing a piss themed video, get yourself nice and desperate beforehand, ready to piss everywhere! Carrying on from that, just a generally weak or stop/start stream.. why is this even being filmed? I ask myself, on the above accounts. 
 

Last contribution: when the piss is yellow. This isn’t too common, but yellow piss doesn’t appeal - nice and clear is best!

[Takashi96 1,075]

22 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

[ Moderator's Note - Getting into details of which area a person is from is getting a little personal, and is way off topic for this thread.

The post I'm referring to has been removed - but if it was you, then you understand what I'm talking about.

Now....   Back to the subject topic. ]

Mentioning going to the same college isn't personal but what region of the country she's from is? I think both are extremely vague in light of how enormous the United States is. But alright.

Actually, I don't understand what you're talking about. I seem to recall you bringing up a famous piss star living down the road from you? Anyway, duly noted. I'll try not to veer off topic in the future.