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[Bacardi 10,109]

2 minutes ago, DXR said:

Interesting idea, but I gotta wonder if how many people would pay $168 for a pair of pants just to avoid finding a discreet location when needed.

For $168 I could probably buy myself like 10 pairs of jeans and leggings all together and sew zippers into the crotches of them and make my own. God damn.

[Ms. Tito 2,388]

46 minutes ago, AbbyPeePrincess said:

I saw the boner version of this

[Sexismygod 1,782]

6 hours ago, Bacardi said:

https://fb.watch/imRkJBU00o/

Facebook never disappoints. Although the site of that woman trying to pee on that Itty bitty square of fake grass was really hot, even if it wasn't real. Still don't think these would work for me tho 🤣

Something like this would be really useful for guys, too.  Especially those who like a discreet pee under a table or somewhere similarly naughty.

Exposing the male organ through the "first zipper" is risky and almost always gets the crotch wet. Having a second zipper that allows direct exposure to the floor would be both sensible and liberating.  But would I pay $168 just to make peeling on the floor easier?  That's an interesting question.  😂

[oliver2 4,409]

6 hours ago, Bacardi said:

For $168 I could probably buy myself like 10 pairs of jeans and leggings all together and sew zippers into the crotches of them and make my own. God damn.

… and this was how @Bacardi made her fortune on Etsy 🙂

[Sexismygod 1,782]

1 hour ago, oliver2 said:

… and this was how @Bacardi made her fortune on Etsy 🙂

A great idea for a little side business for someone who can see ... and a ready market of interested buyers 

[Ms. Tito 2,388]

20 hours ago, AbbyPeePrincess said:

Me every time I use the men's room (I haven't used it in like 4 years). 

[Kirby23 950]

On 1/29/2023 at 9:13 PM, Bacardi said:

For $168 I could probably buy myself like 10 pairs of jeans and leggings all together and sew zippers into the crotches of them and make my own. God damn.

Ha! Love this comment. I'm both frugal and an Engineer, so I am an avid DIY-er, and I love solving problems myself rather than spending money unnecessarily.

I'm a guy, but am an avid outdoorsman (camping, hiking, etc.), so am fairly familiar with this problem for women. My wife HATES peeing outside; she has to pretty much get naked from the waist down, so she will more often suffer rather than exposing herself or risking a mess. Maybe she needs something like this (or Bacardi's DIY version)!

[Carthoris 265]

On 1/29/2023 at 9:13 PM, Bacardi said:

For $168 I could probably buy myself like 10 pairs of jeans and leggings all together and sew zippers into the crotches of them and make my own. God damn.

Maybe this is a stupid question but... why not wear a short skirt over pants/leggings? The leggings give you coverage if you're being active in a way where one wants pants and not a skirt. When you need to go, pull down the leggings, the skirt still covers one's bits for modesty.

As someone who has worn a kilt on many occasions, I appreciate the ease of access that a skirt offers. I understand they aren't for every occasion, but when worn as part of layers they have some real benefits.

There are also 'rain kilts' which are lightweight and designed to dry quickly. They could be put on quickly if someone wanted privacy while dropping trousers - that's what they're made for.

[Bacardi 10,109]

@Carthoris 

It sounds plausible but I'm really not a skirt person lol. Even with shorts or leggings underneath I don't think I'd be comfortable in a skirt. 

[adamz33 26]

I dont know if anyone told this joke or not. If so im sorry but: A lifeguard caught Lil Johnny peeing in the pool. He says Lil Johnny you cant pee in the pool. Lil Johnny goes: Oh come on but everyone does that. The lifeguard goes: Well yeah but not from the diving board

[adamz33 26]

Heres another joke i know: Why cant you hear the Pterodactyl use the bathroom? Coz the p(ee) is silent.

[Iammine 12]

Some memes I've hung into for awhile and haven't had anyone to share them with...until now!

 

[Kupar 13,322]

[TMN_Femboi 1,070]

 

[Pee Sensei 290]

1 hour ago, AbbyPeePrincess said:

What's the point of taking out the dishes? 😄 I always pee on them when I use the sink...

 

[DoctorDoctor 1,383]

5 hours ago, AbbyPeePrincess said:

I'd use it.

[Vassal 1,470]

On 2/7/2023 at 1:43 AM, AbbyPeePrincess said:

This would be pretty genius set up in a more "rustic" situation like a homestead. Composting toilets are strictly no urine/moisture as it ruins the process, some have urine separators positions at the front (though not sure how that'd work with pussies, at least to the effect needed). This would just be a better way to just combine grey water and dilute urine which does build up over time. Used to work at a summer camp for many summers and let me tell you, you could definitely tell me and my bunkmates just would open the door to pee. No smell, it just did stuff to the leaf bed and ground.

[Vassal 1,470]

Currently happening live.

[Ms. Tito 2,388]

3 hours ago, Vassal said:

Currently happening live.

Damn where can I find these videos?

[Vassal 1,470]

8 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

Damn where can I find these videos?

twitter dot com hash tag peeing

[MC Cumzy 1,638]

16 hours ago, Vassal said:

Currently happening live.

I'm pretty sure trends are catered specifically for you so someone must be hiding something

[Vassal 1,470]

1 hour ago, MC Cumzy said:

I'm pretty sure trends are catered specifically for you so someone must be hiding something

lol
Yeah I get that, but while I may horny post on my main, pee related content hasn't even come close to a search query.

[Kupar 13,322]

[Bacardi 10,109]

From one of my Italy group. I laughed so fucking hard. Somebody in the comments said "This would be highly embarrassing to poop infront of other ppl.. Glad these days toilets have doors.. 😆 🤣" and I lost it 🤣🤣 

This is how I know for sure in my past lives I would still be shy about peeing because I would rather run off to the woods than pee in front of 10 + other people 😭

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2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

From one of my Italy group. I laughed so fucking hard. Somebody in the comments said "This would be highly embarrassing to poop infront of other ppl.. Glad these days toilets have doors.. 😆 🤣" and I lost it 🤣🤣 

This is how I know for sure in my past lives I would still be shy about peeing because I would rather run off to the woods than pee in front of 10 + other people 😭

As someone who gets terrified by urinals, this is my worst nightmare 🤣