Where to pee on a festival

[Lena R 191]

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[Alfresco 11,629]

I have not actually been to a festival, but if I did, then I would follow the lead of others.  i.e. if other people are peeing next to the path then I would certainly join them, but I probably wouldn't be the first person to just stop next to a busy path and start peeing.   If there was no obvious peeing going on then I would go behind a bush/dumpster/lorry/whatever, but I almost definitely wouldn't use the toilets and I'm absolutely not waiting until I get home!

 

[igelkott 97]

Which festivals have you visited and did you pee outside when you were there?

[Lena R 191]

Ive visited some smaller festilvals in germany. I always pee outside because i cant hold it very long, so it isnt fun stying in those long queues. I also kinda like it, because its very public but nobody really cares.

[igelkott 97]

I would recommend you to visit the big Roskilde festival in Denmark. Everybody's peeing everywhere there - guys and girls! And nobody cares...

[Bacardi 10,131]

Never been to a festival. But I voted with my own instincts lol. Realistically I would hold it till I got home cause I hate peeing in public and I *hate* port a potties 🤮🤮 but, I also wouldn't mind peeing behind a bush lol.

[Peevert 934]

I would pee anywhere but it in the port-a-potty.   Those things are disgusting.   

Edited November 5, 2021 by Peevert

[ukpeegirl86 3,031]

I voted for the bushes but if it was a situation where others were peeing freely in plain sight I think I’d be tempted to as well. 

[Kupar 13,339]

7 hours ago, igelkott said:

I would recommend you to visit the big Roskilde festival in Denmark. Everybody's peeing everywhere there - guys and girls! And nobody cares...

It's on my list of places to go. I'd love to do the naked run they hold there too 🙂

[Peewee123 1,124]

I’d wait until I got home. If desperate I’d find a quiet bush somewhere hidden from view. 

[glad1 2,832]

I think there'd be a great need at these events for those to escort women to locations hidden from view. It kinda puts a whole new spin on the term 'bush guide'. 

I doubt if there'll be any shortage of volunteers.

[BGSB86 847]

I don’t think I’ve ever used regular bathrooms at festivals. Why wait in those atrocious lines when you can just pee behind a bush 

[harry_jones_1975 604]

On 11/5/2021 at 5:57 AM, Kupar said:

It's on my list of places to go. I'd love to do the naked run they hold there too 🙂

Have only done one naked run a lot nearer to home. That sounds like an amazing day out though. 

[Eliminature 5,209]

Either in the bushes (festivals are supposed to be eco-friendly, we should be giving our pee back to the parched earth that nourishes us) or, for the shock factor at a Goth/Alternative festival, in the male urinal.

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

The amount of substance abuse at Glastonbury has got to the point that urine there has to be treated as toxic waste - festival-goers are being asked to use the proper facilities to prevent the environment being contaminated with the residue from cannabis etc.

That said my pee is of course very pure, so in the unlikely event that I would attend I would of course just wet myself!

[Lukas.wsl 8]

I dont mind using the urinals when im near and there is no queue but i wouldrather take the bushes

[Loller 399]

Festivals usually have these kinds of handy urinals for men. I've also seen some videos about festival trough urinals but never actually been to a festival that had them.

[James_erased 1,789]

I’ve been to quite a few festivals in my time - I give my vote to in the bushes, as this is where the majority of my festival pisses have occurred. That said, I have also done so in the toilets and by the pathway at them, too. 
 

My most brazen was at Reading festival and just before heading into the crowd for one of the headline acts, after a day on the beer my need to piss was heightened, and inhibitions suitably lowered.. I didn’t want to trek to the toilets, and so, with the vague cover of sunset I literally just whipped in out and hurriedly pissed on the grass floor of the arena - many people milling about, but no one said anything - before then heading into the crowd itself. It was such a rush, urinating in front of others like that, so I was very pleased with my decision. 
 

I do very much enjoy the carefree nature of festivals, where casual pissing is much more accepted/turned a blind eye to. It’s not a proper festival experience until you’ve had a non-toilet piss there!

[naughty_rosie 746]

I tend to pee in the bushes or planted area. Recycling beer and watering the plants at the same time😂

[M.Vixen 772]

On 5/25/2022 at 7:44 AM, pguy2981 said:

I'm surprised there isn't a fifth option where we can pee in the crowd. I've never been to a festival but I can imagine myself not wanting to wait too long and wet myself. While people are raving, maybe I'll just do it right there  and no one will notice?

Who says there isn’t though? 😌 I’m going to a large festival next month and I plan on wearing a skirt with nothing underneath. I can pee straight down without making a mess and I don’t need to stand with my feet ridiculously far apart so that’s gonna be a fun evening I think 😈 The friend that’s coming with me also has a huge pee fetish and loves the idea obviously. 

[James_erased 1,789]

On 5/28/2022 at 6:13 PM, M.Vixen said:

Who says there isn’t though? 😌 I’m going to a large festival next month and I plan on wearing a skirt with nothing underneath. I can pee straight down without making a mess and I don’t need to stand with my feet ridiculously far apart so that’s gonna be a fun evening I think 😈 The friend that’s coming with me also has a huge pee fetish and loves the idea obviously. 

Oh yes - I *love* the sound of this - very naughty! I’m sure the act of wearing a skirt with no underwear will be a turn on for you in itself, let alone also slyly having a piss whilst surrounded by others? 😉

Will you be drinking to help aid the pissing? I think you should aim to not use the toilets all day, personally!