Most daring/naughty places you have pissed

[daemoniak 614]

@pop-a-squat I really wish you'd elaborate on those stories, they all sound hot.

[walanuk 245]

Few crazy places in my past ... friends cat litter tray (when she was in the shower), between two train cars, down an abandoned elevator shaft, on carpet in a building being demolished, and probably the most “daring” was encouraged by a friend I was chatting to who is into more naughty places - off the edge of the bed in a hotel room with a laminate floor (so no damage done, I wouldn’t want someone else to clean up after me.

[Alfresco 11,638]

On 1/31/2021 at 6:32 AM, pop-a-squat said:

Some of the naughtiest places I’ve pissed recently would be in the back of ubers, I usually offer them cash upfront for me peeing on their floor hahaha

That's fantastic.   So you just get in the Uber and ask outright if it is OK to pee on their floor if you pay them some cash?   What is their reaction?   Are they usually fully OK with it as long as they get the money?  Do you get to watch and enjoy it?  Or are your requests often met with negativity?  

[LoveTheTinkle 110]

On 1/10/2019 at 1:39 PM, Lilipee said:

Craziest was probably into a bucket in a storage closet at work.  I must have had a lot to drink that day, because I needed to use the bathroom many times.  I started to get embarrassed and didn't want my coworkers to see me go into the restroom again and again. So I went into the storage closet and prayed that no one would open the door to catch me with my pants down and a bucket between my legs! 

If I would have caught you, you would have caught me with a tent in my trousers!

 

[moremichael 119]

Long story short: at a dance party, behind the curtain against the wall in a busy, sweaty, vibrant, loud place....but I got caught, so the next thing I knew I was kicked out by a bouncer, and he wasn't too nice to me.....

[expererg 1,185]

On 2/1/2021 at 1:35 PM, Alfresco said:

That's fantastic.   So you just get in the Uber and ask outright if it is OK to pee on their floor if you pay them some cash?   What is their reaction?   Are they usually fully OK with it as long as they get the money?  Do you get to watch and enjoy it?  Or are your requests often met with negativity?  

She describes it all here :

 

 

[hank23 46]

For me, well it was actually yesterday and quite unintentional. I was out most of the day so after reading comments about adult diapers, I purchased some to wear. I was at a department store and needed to pee really bad and so never using the diaper before, I wanted to be close to the bathroom just in case but it was closed for cleaning. So I found an secluded spot in the men's section and started. At the beginning it was exciting, wet, warm... but to my surprise I kept going and before I could stop it filled up completely and began soaking my jeans and running down both legs. I was not prepared for this as I was only wearing my jeans and a t-shirt. A small puddled formed on the floor, which was hardwood and when I was done I was a wet mess. I had to then find a way from the back of the store to the exit/entrance without being seen. No luck with that.... a lot of stares and heard someone say "oh my God"!  Not to mention the walk to my car which I always park way in the back of the lot was fun too!  Note to self, the diaper is NOT meant for an extended peeing session!!!  But it was hot and when I got home I gave myself a happy ending in the back yard!!!

[MyPee 537]

The craziest place for me was on the carpet and furniture of the apartment of a stranger I’d met on an online pee chat site, 20+ years ago. When I arrived, he led me inside and he started kissing and playing with me and quickly got us out of our clothes. OMG! he had a gorgeous body and the biggest cock I’d seen, so big I kind of worried about having it inside me! He had put some plastic on the floor to protect the carpet, and he lay back on this. He asked me to piss on him. (Note: this was my first ever pee experience!) I was by his feet, and I got into the sort of standing position that I thought would help the aim (I mean, I had never done this before!), and started peeing: a long stream of piss fanned out everywhere and went all over everything! On him, on the carpet, on the couch and table, the lamp, everything around us. I was as surprised as he was! Well, everything was wet anyway, so he got up and pissed all over me, and we lay down in the piss puddle and fucked (OMG that huge cock!).

It was kind of funny because he had this plastic carefully placed on the carpet, but everything got wet anyway. Actually it comes to mind now that the apartment wasn’t his, but his friend's. 😂 

He was so hot and so well-hung that I later wondered if he was a porn actor, and had hidden cameras in the apartment, but I have never seen a video of it online. 😅

[Kupar 13,341]

7 hours ago, MyPee said:

The craziest place for me was on the carpet and furniture of the apartment of a stranger I’d met on an online pee chat site, 20+ years ago. When I arrived, he led me inside and he started kissing and playing with me and quickly got us out of our clothes. OMG! he had a gorgeous body and the biggest cock I’d seen, so big I kind of worried about having it inside me! He had put some plastic on the floor to protect the carpet, and he lay back on this. He asked me to piss on him. (Note: this was my first ever pee experience!) I was by his feet, and I got into the sort of standing position that I thought would help the aim (I mean, I had never done this before!), and started peeing: a long stream of piss fanned out everywhere and went all over everything! On him, on the carpet, on the couch and table, the lamp, everything around us. I was as surprised as he was! Well, everything was wet anyway, so he got up and pissed all over me, and we lay down in the piss puddle and fucked (OMG that huge cock!).

It was kind of funny because he had this plastic carefully placed on the carpet, but everything got wet anyway. Actually it comes to mind now that the apartment wasn’t his, but his friend's. 😂 

He was so hot and so well-hung that I later wondered if he was a porn actor, and had hidden cameras in the apartment, but I have never seen a video of it online. 😅

That is such a hot story! Thanks for telling us about it. Did you continue to see him, or was it a one-off?

[MyPee 537]

5 hours ago, Kupar said:

That is such a hot story! Thanks for telling us about it. Did you continue to see him, or was it a one-off?

☺️ I’m glad you like it. It was a one-off; I never saw him again. 

[Pantywetter77 21]

On 5/5/2019 at 1:20 AM, speedy3471 said:

Hotels are a great place for naughty pissing. Especially of carpet pissing os your thing hahahah

I would love to get a hotel room with another pee lover and have lots of naughty pee fun 

[DesperationDesire 89]

Probably one of my naughtier pees was on a family vacation. The house we were staying at had a little yard, but it was right by the road and not very private, so one day when no one was around and I really had to pee I opened up a little shed they had for storage, pulled my skirt up, parted my pussy lips, and peed all over a tool box and some rubber boots. It felt so good and naughty! I took a video, so here’s a screenshot from it:

 

[weequeen 1,990]

at a party and i didn't know where the bathroom was and was too drunk to care to find it so i climbed on top of a pool table and pissed right in the middle of it next to the rack of balls. nobody was in the room at the time but then after i hopped off and went in another room i heard people discussing if someone spilled a drink but someone correctly guessed that it was a puddle of pee. then it was the mystery who peed on the pool table. wasn't caught. made me so horny and when i had sex a couple hours later i came so hard 

[DrownMeQuick 209]

On 1/11/2019 at 6:39 AM, Lilipee said:

Craziest was probably into a bucket in a storage closet at work.  I must have had a lot to drink that day, because I needed to use the bathroom many times.  I started to get embarrassed and didn't want my coworkers to see me go into the restroom again and again. So I went into the storage closet and prayed that no one would open the door to catch me with my pants down and a bucket between my legs! 

And what did you do with it, just leave it in the bucket for the cleaner to take care of?

[Lilipee 673]

Just now, DrownMeQuick said:

And what did you do with it, just leave it in the bucket for the cleaner to take care of?

Nope.  I'm a florist.  So we typically have buckets of water, either with flowers in them or just filled with water after loading the flowers out onto the sales floor.  So I just carried my pee bucket to the sink and emptied it.  No one would think anything of it honestly.

[DrownMeQuick 209]

On 5/5/2019 at 5:33 AM, Riley said:

I've also peed on my own carpet more times than I can count but i don't know if that counts xD

I'm curious about all these stories of peeing on carpet and furniture at home - isn't it annoying to have to clean it up?  Or do you leave it, is that the whole point?  Sorry if it's a dumb question, I'm new to this concept :)

[weequeen 1,990]

2 minutes ago, DrownMeQuick said:

I'm curious about all these stories of peeing on carpet and furniture at home - isn't it annoying to have to clean it up?  Or do you leave it, is that the whole point?  Sorry if it's a dumb question, I'm new to this concept 🙂

spray it down with cleaner! or just leave it 🙂 for when i wet the bed i have a cover on my mattress so i just toss the sheets into the wash. 

[88mphArtist 970]

12 hours ago, weequeen said:

at a party and i didn't know where the bathroom was and was too drunk to care to find it so i climbed on top of a pool table and pissed right in the middle of it next to the rack of balls. nobody was in the room at the time but then after i hopped off and went in another room i heard people discussing if someone spilled a drink but someone correctly guessed that it was a puddle of pee. then it was the mystery who peed on the pool table. wasn't caught. made me so horny and when i had sex a couple hours later i came so hard 

It's so hot how you ruined that pool table with your piss 😈and no one had any idea hehe. Hope it left a stain ❤

[PissBoner 131]

On 5/17/2019 at 11:30 PM, weenypeeny4 said:

as an ex truck driver i often used to piss beside the trailer in a lay by, one time standing peeing, a car pulled up behind and an old lady got out  ran to the trailer. she hitched her dress up pulled her panties down to her knees and squatted. she stated to pee right beside me , neither of us had any shame. i had a glorious view of her open pussy as she peed. then she asked me if i had any paper so  she could wipe herself.i went to the cab  and got some tissue for her, and she wiped herself , as she stood up   to pull her panties up she realised that she had sprayed on them , so she took them off  giving her pussy a last wipe with them, we stood chatting for a while after that about getting caught short

I would have drank her piss and sucked her pussy dry! Very hot!

[PissBoner 131]

On 1/11/2019 at 5:13 PM, Starks2010 said:

I have had four ladies piss on the backseat of my car. I’ve posted the stories. One tinkled on a towel on my backseat, the other 3 straight pissed on the backseat, making a pool of piss and dropping their used wipe napkins in the pools. Two of the three went twice on the seat. 

I also bought a car from a female friend of mine and paid an extra $50 for her to relieve herself in the backseat multiple times. I’ve posted all of these stories with extreme details and pictures. 

I am supposed to have one of the ladies use my backseat for a ladies room again next month so more stories to come.

Wish I had so many willing lady friends. I'd let them piss on me and drink it up!

[PissBoner 131]

On 8/18/2019 at 6:54 PM, Sweets said:

I did that a second time. I was fucking a guy i worked with.  We were fucking in the front seat of his wife's car.   I pissed while he was fucking me.  I didn't tell him i was pissing. Not sure he thought i was squirt or peeing. Didn't really care. I soaked the seat of her car. He said he had to clean it before going home. He must of liked it we fucked a second time.  

This is REALLY FUCKING HOT!!! I want you so fucking badly to piss all over me fucking you in my wife's car too!

[PissBoner 131]

On 9/14/2019 at 10:37 AM, Contra said:

I once pissed on quite a busy beach, in the middle of the day hehehe

i was sat with a guy,  he didn’t know about how I felt about pissing, but was pretty easy going. We were by the sea edge, the nearest people were 25 m away and I was desperate for a pee. I opened my legs a little, pulled my swimsuit to one side and just pissed. It was quite a thrill, sat next to him, in broad daylight with so many people around. 

If I was him, I would have immediately started sucking on your pussy and drank it all. Very hot!

[Pee Sensei 291]

I once pissed behind my desk at work. I wasnt completely alone but our room was at the end of a series of offices. I left the door open to know if anybody is coming and I was standing with my back towards it so it wouldnt be too obvious what am I doing, but luckily nobody came. I also knew the cleaning ladies schedule - they wouldnt come until next morning, giving it planty of time to dry, but it was still a thrilling experience

[Alfresco 11,638]

I remembered one, which was from a good few years ago.  I've quite possibly posted it before, but can't remember.

I once managed a rollout of technical equipment to a client which involved handling a fair number of PCs, Printers, routers, switches, monitors, etc. etc.  We had ordered in kit for the next batch, but the rollout stalled due to customer issues.   We decided to store the kit at an off site storage company, but rather than using one of those fancy storage companies with dedicated facilities, we used a cheaper supplier who bought up old buildings and used the rooms in those.    I had been there several times with a colleague to take things in and store them.   We had two rooms off a corridor in a building that used to be a scientific research place.   The rooms were packed floor to ceiling with our boxes.  

One day, I went there to do a stock take, which involved getting all the boxes out and checking the itinerary.  So, I pulled a load of the boxes out into the corridor.   Now, the water had all been turned off to this building and there was no heating, so there were no working toilets.   There was an unwritten rule that it was OK to pee outside in the bushes if you were there a long time.   However,  Mid morning I was in the middle of this inventory with kit all out in the corridor when I needed to pee.  I decided I wasn't going to leave it all out whilst I went down two flights of stairs and outside to pee.   I found that another room along the corridor wasn't locked.   It was an old lab type of building and had counters with sinks in them and had pile upon pile of archive boxes full of paper work.    I went into the room and started peeing in the sink without thinking too much of it.   My pee started running down the drain in the sink, then a few seconds later, I could hear a splattering sound.   It was too late to do anything about it, there was already a fair bit of pee in the sink running to the drain.   I kept peeing, thinking that the sound was a bit odd.   When I finished, I opened the cupboard under the sink and found that the u bend had been removed - presumably when they cut off the plumbing and drained everything.   My pee had come straight out of the pipe all over the papers that were neatly stacked on the shelves in the cupboard - and it was still dripping.   Ah well, nothing I could do, so I walked away, shut the door and left it at that.

Mid afternoon and most of a flask of tea and bottle of water later, I needed to pee again.  I went back into the lab room and decided that seeing as the sinks were pointless, I would just pee in a corner on the carpet tiled floor.   I moved a stack of archive boxes, peed on the floor - a fair volume and I really enjoyed seeing it puddle on the carpet tiles and spread the tiles were thin and not that absorbent.  When I finished, I pushed the stack of cardboard boxes back over the puddle and left the room.

I hope that those archives never needed to be accessed because the bottom of that cardboard box no doubt was ruined and I bet the pee soaked up into the paper work.

Anyway, I figured by the time anyone possibly accessed these records, there would be no way they could work out when it happened or who was the culprit.  It was a good job I was there on my own that day as I don't know what my colleague would have thought!

[peeslut420 144]

I've got another one. I got the urge and decided to check if the trash room in my apartment building has cameras...it doesn't. So I went in with a bag of trash from my apartment, pulled my pants down, squatted and pissed on the floor. I may have to start doing this regularly.