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whats your biggest piss fantasy?
randomiser replied to omolover2024's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
@MJWetson ... I read this and immediately thought of you -
Depends on what you mean by "aliens" ... but yes, simple probability says that life will exist somewhere else. Whether it's what we would describe as an "intelligent race" (and sometimes I struggle to put humans in that category) is unknowable, but life is out there. It's a classic near-zero * near-infinity calculation. As long as the probability is > 0, no matter how close to zero it is, the percentage chance across the universe is 100%. Since we exist, the probability must be > 0 ... QED.
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Add me to the list ... but I pretty much stopped posting there when the first incarnation of this site came into existence. That was many years ago now, though PeeSearch was definitely the first pee community forum I ever participated in (or had ever heard of). It was fun, but I liked this site better almost immediately so I feel like I made an upgrade. 😉
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I don't have many hang-ups with nudity, etc. Weirdly, I get really embarrassed when someone compliments me. This is especially true at work. I hate getting that kind of attention. As I see it, I'm just doing my job ... if I do it well, give me a raise, don't make a big song-and-dance about it. I remember one time during a group meeting (about 10 people) when my boss picked that moment to tell everyone that a customer had specifically called to say thank you for some work I'd done. He hadn't told me ahead of time and I couldn't think of another time when he said anything like it. I t
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Male Pattern Baldness - Finally took the plunge.
randomiser replied to DoctorDoctor's topic in General Chat
I shaved my head once when I went on holiday to a really hot climate. My partner at the time hated it ... so I guess I'll wait for nature to push me back in that direction. -
I've slept naked for as long as I can remember, at least since my mid-to-late teens. This includes when I still lived with my parents ... I'd just put on a pair of shorts if I needed to use the loo.
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kindred spirits in the pub
randomiser replied to onetwo's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
I've always wanted to do this, but never had a friend I could do it with. What a great afternoon. -
I generally don't piss where others will have to walk through the puddles or sit/lie down in my piss, but other than that most places are fair game. As @Paulypeeps says, I don't consider wetting things (especially carpet) to be "damage". I just try not to inconvenience other people in a direct way.
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Some boys don't like it if a woman sees their penis at rest
randomiser replied to Mary Moon's topic in Sex and Porn
I admit, I used to be worried about this. The big revelation for me was when I started paying attention to art and sculpture. I noticed that naked men always had pretty small penises ... a penis at rest just isn't as impressive as the erect version of the same organ. Then my girlfriends told me everything was fine. And I just stopped worrying about it. I think it's much more of a thing for younger men who are still quite uncertain that they live up to expectations. We get over it. 🙃 -
I've never thought about it as "hot" or not. I cheated on a couple of girlfriends in the past. In both cases it was a simple combination of mood, interest and opportunity. It's also a pretty good indicator of the state of your relationship. Both of those relationships ended not long after, even though they knew nothing about the cheating.
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Encouragement to pee in pools (Old days)
randomiser replied to Maggie_555's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
If you feel particularly daring, you might look for a comfortable chair in a quiet corner of a public area and just soak it. In my experience, those chairs are rarely used and it's easy to pretend to be making a private phone call or something. If you try it, plan your exit ... getting away with it is fundamental. 😈😎 -
From my own experience, there are two key elements: Carpeted floor ... this is important both for sound reduction and to soak up the "downhill flow". Pissing in a cinema with concrete floors creates a more noticeable puddle, which is important for some of us, but for me it's a dead giveaway. I'm not trying to pee so that everyone knows it, I'm trying to pee around other people without them noticing. Sound volume ... porn films don't tend to have loud scenes (battles, car chases, explosions, etc.) so it's hard to find enough sound to hide the splashing. That's why I prefer
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Does anyone else have pee / wetting dreams?
randomiser replied to jmatthews1995's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I've had a few pee dreams of various kinds ... can't really remember them in detail. The strange thing is that even though the dream may include me pissing freely, I've not actually wet the bed. This is completely opposite to every wet dream I've ever had. If I cum in my dream, I wake up covered in jizz. I guess cumming in my sleep is seen as less weird (by others ... I doubt anyone here thinks peeing the bed in your sleep is weird) but I'd always heard that the same happened if you pee in a dream. I'm not really into sleeping on wet sheets, just a bit surprised it hasn't happened. -
Encouragement to pee in pools (Old days)
randomiser replied to Maggie_555's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
What a great way to start the day. The real question is ... what kind of mischief will you get up to at the wedding? Have a great time. 😈😈 -
Home Counties, UK 🇬🇧
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Using a fluffy rug as a toilet
randomiser replied to amorprohibido's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
@MRJH22 makes a good point. If you pee on the rug all the time, the pee will soak through pretty quickly. If you can't put anything under it, make sure you're happy to damage/destroy whatever it's lying on. I once used a large rug this way at a hotel. The floor under the rug was wood. Anyway, after 3 or 4 full bladder pees, the rug looked just the same. I peeked under it and there was a huge wet stain on the wood. I didn't really care about it, but I made sure the dug was dry before I left so no one would have a reason to look under it. Rugs are great, but they leak. 😎 -
Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)
randomiser replied to likesToLick's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
There's no "raised hand" emoji so I just gave a tick ... yes please -
Using a fluffy rug as a toilet
randomiser replied to amorprohibido's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Carpet peeing can be addictive ... but it's sooo much fun. 😎 -
For me, sex and pee are two separate things ... my piss kink is mostly in the realm of naughty/public peeing, not pee sex. That's probably because I've never been lucky enough to find a partner who was into it. I'm sure adding pee play would enhance the sexual experience, but I've been getting off from sex without pee since my teens and it's never been an issue.
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whats your biggest piss fantasy?
randomiser replied to omolover2024's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
That fantasy sounds perfect for a hotel role-play encounter. I'll have to add it to my wish list. Sadly, living on different continents makes inviting you over problematic. 😭 -
The real test of character
randomiser replied to BadBoy21's topic in Men Peeing: Pictures, Videos & Stories
I've always wondered how I'd respond in that situation ... I think you handled it well. I also think things could have gone quite differently if she'd immediately freaked out and started shouting or screaming. Well played all around is how I see it. And maybe you have a new friend ... hmmm -
Encouragement to pee in pools (Old days)
randomiser replied to Maggie_555's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Spas are all about relaxing ... and I can't think of anything more relaxing than lying back and feeling your warm pee flowing over my body. Very healthy and healing. My mental health would certainly improve. -
Naughty places to pee - the percentage count
randomiser replied to steve25805's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I missed 3, so I guess that's 85%. I've not had the pleasure of directly sharing the moment with a likeminded lady so can't tick off 15 & 20 yet. And for some reason, I haven't pissed in the dishwasher ... I should fix that and get a solid 18/20. -
whats your biggest piss fantasy?
randomiser replied to omolover2024's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
My permanent fantasy is to be caught having a naughty pee in a public space. In my fantasy, the woman doesn't make a scene ... she just sits down near/next to me and asks if I do this often. This leads to a lovely conversation about peeing in public/naughty places. Where it goes from there depends on my mood at the time, but the possibilities are obviously endless. Interestingly, for me at least, is that the key part of the fantasy is getting caught without a scene and meeting the woman. The further adventures are random, but they all start with the meeting. My other big fantasy is t