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I admit, I used to be worried about this. The big revelation for me was when I started paying attention to art and sculpture. I noticed that naked men always had pretty small penises ... a penis at rest just isn't as impressive as the erect version of the same organ. Then my girlfriends told me everything was fine. And I just stopped worrying about it. I think it's much more of a thing for younger men who are still quite uncertain that they live up to expectations. We get over it. 🙃

I've never thought about it as "hot" or not. I cheated on a couple of girlfriends in the past. In both cases it was a simple combination of mood, interest and opportunity. It's also a pretty good indicator of the state of your relationship. Both of those relationships ended not long after, even though they knew nothing about the cheating.

If you feel particularly daring, you might look for a comfortable chair in a quiet corner of a public area and just soak it. In my experience, those chairs are rarely used and it's easy to pretend to be making a private phone call or something. If you try it, plan your exit ... getting away with it is fundamental. 😈😎

From my own experience, there are two key elements: Carpeted floor ... this is important both for sound reduction and to soak up the "downhill flow". Pissing in a cinema with concrete floors creates a more noticeable puddle, which is important for some of us, but for me it's a dead giveaway. I'm not trying to pee so that everyone knows it, I'm trying to pee around other people without them noticing. Sound volume ... porn films don't tend to have loud scenes (battles, car chases, explosions, etc.) so it's hard to find enough sound to hide the splashing. That's why I prefer

I love peeing at the cinema ... and like you, sometimes it's just one pee, other times I just leave my penis exposed and piss whenever the need hits. I've even peed on the back of the seat in front of me while someone was sitting there. I guess they didn't notice because they never even turned around. My pee must have made a nice puddle around their feet. 😈

I've had a few pee dreams of various kinds ... can't really remember them in detail. The strange thing is that even though the dream may include me pissing freely, I've not actually wet the bed. This is completely opposite to every wet dream I've ever had. If I cum in my dream, I wake up covered in jizz. I guess cumming in my sleep is seen as less weird (by others ... I doubt anyone here thinks peeing the bed in your sleep is weird) but I'd always heard that the same happened if you pee in a dream. I'm not really into sleeping on wet sheets, just a bit surprised it hasn't happened.

What a great way to start the day. The real question is ... what kind of mischief will you get up to at the wedding? Have a great time. 😈😈

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@MRJH22 makes a good point. If you pee on the rug all the time, the pee will soak through pretty quickly. If you can't put anything under it, make sure you're happy to damage/destroy whatever it's lying on. I once used a large rug this way at a hotel. The floor under the rug was wood. Anyway, after 3 or 4 full bladder pees, the rug looked just the same. I peeked under it and there was a huge wet stain on the wood. I didn't really care about it, but I made sure the dug was dry before I left so no one would have a reason to look under it. Rugs are great, but they leak. 😎

There's no "raised hand" emoji so I just gave a tick ... yes please

Carpet peeing can be addictive ... but it's sooo much fun. 😎

Tinkle? That looks like a flood 😍

For me, sex and pee are two separate things ... my piss kink is mostly in the realm of naughty/public peeing, not pee sex. That's probably because I've never been lucky enough to find a partner who was into it. I'm sure adding pee play would enhance the sexual experience, but I've been getting off from sex without pee since my teens and it's never been an issue.

That fantasy sounds perfect for a hotel role-play encounter. I'll have to add it to my wish list. Sadly, living on different continents makes inviting you over problematic. 😭

I've always wondered how I'd respond in that situation ... I think you handled it well. I also think things could have gone quite differently if she'd immediately freaked out and started shouting or screaming. Well played all around is how I see it. And maybe you have a new friend ... hmmm