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TylerHasFun

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  1. Dude I've read a bunch of your posts. I bet you tons of fun stories. I'd love to hear more about them.
  2. I piss in the sink all the time. Except I use the kitchen sink. Usually because when my friends are over and we're talking and shit and I don't feel like leaving. I do it in their sinks too, same thing. At first they were like wtf man but I got them used to it. It's like nothing now. We're talking, Tyler's taking a piss. They will say to me try not to get any on my cups.
  3. I got a story of you dude I think you'll like. Back in college. Me and this guy Danny were econ partners for some project on I don't remember. I was 20 at the time, he's probably not much older. He is very gay and I know he likes me. but he doesn't know if I'm gay. People can't really tell when they see me, I usually wear hats, camo pants and boots. We spend afternoons in the library working. One evening, he were walking back to the parking lot and I tell him I gotta piss, so I walk over to one of the building and start to piss. He's watching but trying not to watch. That must have
  4. Dude you are a beast man. That's what I'm all about dude, just pissing wherever. I haven't pissed inside store though, but definitely lots of other places. You are the best!
  5. Dude you definitely should. Its fun as hell. I used to do that in in college. Community college. Usually I am already pissing on the wall and then somebody came in to use the urinal. I got a few wtfs, some laughs but mostly silence. I like watching them step over my trail.
  6. That's what I was thinking too. I doubt that was my first evening piss with him. Then again, who knows. That fucker got me back though. Not that night but another time. He pissed in his carton of orange juice, cause he knows that I always drink it when I come by. I drink from the carton, so I drank before i smelled anything. It taste's a little weird but I'm still drinking, and then I see his ass cracking up and he told me what he did. And, he didn't pay me no 20 bucks or anything for my trouble neither.
  7. Work, friend's house, and when I was in college, there too. I piss out back by the trash dumps all the time. My manager is my friend, he hates that I do it but he's gotten used to it by now. I always piss at my friends, kitchen sinks, backyards, tons of places. My friend's MIke apartment building, I damned near pissed everywhere in it. It's fun as hell.
  8. The guy at the liquor store he knows me and my behaviors with taking a leak. He helps me take stuff to my car, I tell him I gotta piss and I start pissing by the trash enclosure. He's laughing and heads back to the store. I didn't realize there was a guy sitting in his car, turned off, but I hear him moving around in there. I look over my shoulder and see him trying not to stare at me, I have a little fun. When I finish, pissin, I turn to the side to flick my dick to dry it off a few times so he could see me. Again he tries to not notice me. And I drove off. I do this a lot. I lo
  9. Hell yeah. I already piss outside constantly, if I had a dog, it'd probably be double that.
  10. I have definitely trashed my fair share. When you share the room with your friend, it's even better. This one time, me and my friend shared a room, we were both drunk. He's used to my antics, and I pissed around the entire room. The room reeked of piss.
  11. Fuck yeah dude. One of the best parts for me is the smell you leave behind for others.
  12. I live in this low income apartment building. And you know I've pissed lots of places so lots of neighbors have seen me take a leak. This one neighbor is sorta shy around me. He always looks at the ground when I'm walking by, is quick to move outta my way. I think I intimidate him. I'm 6 foot, athletic guy and he's a smaller man with glasses. I went downstairs to the Laundry room and I see him there at the machine. I decide to fuck with him a bit, so I start up a conversation with him. He's talking to me, bout this and that. And as he's talking I turn away from him, he sees my backside
  13. Hell yeah dude! Watching them drink it is hot as hell aint it?
  14. Another great story with my buddy Mike. So we're hanging out at his place. We're both drunk, as usual. I'm bursting to piss and I decide to fuck with him a bit. I say to him, hey man I will give you 5 bucks if you drink a shot of my piss. He laughs and is like hell no dude. One thing you should know that me and Mikey, and all my friends, we're constantly doing dumb shit like this. So its not as personal as it may sound. I say how about 10 bucks. He mulls it over, shaking his head and is like, half a shot. I finally say 20 bucks, one shot. He still hestitates, laughs and says fine.
  15. I did that when me and my friend were in a hotel for some boring ass wedding. He knows about my pissing habits. I mean all my friends do. We get drunk and I'm like we should trash this room. He knows what I mean. He's lying on the bed, laughing saying like no dude, don't it'll stink in here. But he's my friend, and I know I can get away with it with him being there so I walk around the room, pissing on the walls, curtains, desk, floor, but i skipped the beds. He sits up, cracking up just repeating stop dude stop, it's gonna smell so bad. And yeah, it reeked all the rest of the night. I
  16. I have lots of stories involving pissing in cars. Strangers cars that are parked in a parking lot, inside my friend's cars. On top of cars. Its one of my many favorite places to piss. One story came to my mind recently I think y'all like. My friend Chris drives this big ass chevrolet pick up. We were driving back to my place. It's like 8 PM or something. I tell him to pull over that I gotta piss really bad. He knows me, that I will piss practically anywhere, just off the main road. He we're almost there, but I'm like dude pull over now, I gotta piss real bad. He's laughing, and
  17. Yeah maybe. He did keep trying not to look. I wish I had looked right at him, lol but I don't think I'd have been able to pull that off
  18. I was like 20, and in my college library, 3rd floor. I have lots of fun stories in this library. The 3rd floor was usually pretty empty and had lots more corners and secluded areas to be discrete. I remember once I had to piss so bad, but I wanted to make it interesting. When I am usually up here, I usually go to the bathroom and piss on the wall, guys walking in and not saying anything to me, just stepping over my piss on the way to the urinal. Today, in the back area there was one guy, studying at the desk. He was real scrawny and nerdy looking guy, student, and I'm a pretty fit guy, I
  19. I think I'm a bad/good influence on MIke. Yesterday we were all at my buddy Shawn's house drinking and stuff. When we go out back to smoke, me and like one other friend would be the only ones who will turn the other way from the bunch of us smoking and take a leak on the grass. Shawn says to me yesterday, "just don't kill my grass dude," like he always does. But Mikey, for the first time ever, did the same. I mean, when its just me and him, I got him to piss a couple times. But with other people around, that was a first. The guys were saying oh shit, now its Mikey's turn. Tyler junior o
  20. Maybe next time, I will start saving my piss in gallon jugs. Collect like 50 of them, and then drive over there, or even my apartment complex is just as good really. and pour all that piss on the floors, like a tidal wave of piss. The building would smell like my piss for weeks. That'd be so hot.
  21. Some days I feel like it smells worse then others. In summer, one night I was feeling real destructive. We're talking four hours and like 11 piss breaks. Mike would go out for a smoke and I'd mark my territory. I dont think there was one square inch of that place I didn't piss in. I even got Mikey to piss on his neighbors door who he hates a couple times. Lol. Nobody saw anything, but damn I'm sure they smelled it. Mike said the next morning, the whole building reeked, as it was real hot outside. Lol that building is mine now.
  22. You all know that I piss at all my friends places, but I feel like my friend Mike gets it more than others. He's a real nice guy and he's one of my best friends. Believe me, we are still tight to this day. He knows about my piss habits. He lives in this low income apartment complex (as do I). The entire apartment complex/development is very trashy, and best of all, no cameras anywhere. Just for reference, this is the same place where I posted about pissing in the laundry room area and being surprised by that quiet guy sitting there, AND the post where i pissed outside facing the str
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