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TylerHasFun

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  1. I don't do it often (but god do I want too), because it has to be under the "right circumstances." But yeah, I have definitely pissed on my friends before. I will give you two stories. We were outside at a friends lawn, at night, drinking and smoking. We are standing around at this point, I turn to the right to take a piss. My friends, of course, not surprised at all. But I slowly start to turn, like I'm some revolving statue. One of my friend notices this and and steps back, laughing. Before they know it, I have rotated towards them, and am pissing on my buddy's leg. He is wearin
  2. I've got another one for ya. Keeping the same energy as when I used to work construction, BUT now I'm like a shift leader/assistant manager of a pizza place (I am a musician, but this helps make ends meet). I take smoke breaks out in the back parking lot. There is this wooden-fence trash enclosure area where we throw our garbage. This place is sort of in a corner, surrounded on two sides by woods so this back parking lot is mostly where the trash is and where the delivery drivers/employees park. Customers park in the front (of course). When its just the male drivers working, usually in
  3. Lol it is fucked. But even if nobody saw you piss, the thought of them drinking your piss unknowingly or if you watch them do it, it's intense man. But yeah man, they are crazy. I can't believe I didn't realize he was doing it to me. I think the more I do what I do around them, the more daring they are getting too. I love it though. Give me time. And they'll be pissing like a champ soon enough.
  4. My friends said that when they do it, it's more out of convenience. They gotta piss, we're hanging outside, and the lawn is much closer But when they watch someone else piss, like me for example, they laugh and think it's funny because guys are like dogs. Or something like that. I don't suppose they do it for the reasons we do it
  5. Fucking sweet! When you watch them take a drink, making sounds of being refreshed, and then they keep drinking. It's so fucking hot. It's like you're marking your territory
  6. I love belching/farting. Not the smell, but the idea of being crude and letting it rip. Both with friends or in public. And God do they fart, constantly!
  7. I've pissed in a motel 6 lobby once, at night waiting for the elevator with my friends. I wasn't quite in the main viewing area, but still anyone coming out of the elevator would be in for a surprise. I said I'm taking a leak, assume the stance and aim for the wall. My friends laughing, trying to keep cover for me. That and the community ice machine. Actually all my friends would piss in that. Lol. They're getting braver because of me I think
  8. I love this website! You guys are amazing. Bunch of men, pissing everywhere. And on that note, How about pissing in food? This is probably more fucked up of anything I do to my friends. When at their places, all of whom live by themselves, I will open up the fridge and piss in their orange juice, or their left overs. Just a bit so it's not so very noticeable. I've then watched them unknowingly pour a drink of something I've pissed in for themself or others and watch them drink it. Not realizing anything One friend will watch me piss in another friend's food and laugh and watch
  9. Lol, not really. If I'm drunk and being belligerent with my friends, outside smoking, I will sometimes pull my pants down to my ankles. But besides pissing, if I'm with friends, or co workers, I pull my ass out when I fart sometimes. Lol
  10. That's hot. I love when people step over or hop out of your stream or puddle. Sometimes they can't and they step in it and I can hear them mumble shit, or fucks sake.
  11. I don't know if I do it originally for dominance, per se. But after the fact it seems that's what is happening. What I mean is, when I'm in public, I just think it's funny and hot to do it. With my friends, like when are at their houses or out together or whatever, they don't try to stop me, and they laugh about it no matter where or what I'm pissing on. I passed in my friends sink, sometimes dishes in it, potted plants, car tires, front lawn, side of their houses, bath tub. I If they live in an apartment, I piss in the stairwells, laundry rooms, mail box area. They're so used to it. As
  12. I've been caught so many times, I will give you two examples: -I left my friend's apartment, decided to go downstairs to the laundry room to take a piss. The room was empty. I walked into the middle of the room and started to piss. Then much to my surprise, I see this guy in the corner (I swear I didn't see him) put clothes in the washer. I've seen him before several times in the building. He looks at me, very shy, and says nothing. In complete shock, while still pissing, all I said was "whats up?" and he mumbled quietly "not much" without really looking at me. Lol, poor guy. The
  13. I piss outside a lot. Last time was this afternoon, leaving the liquor store, I pissed in the trash enclosure area facing the parking lot. A guy from the nearby mexican restaurant was walking towards me, to throw away trash and saw me pissing. I didin't stop and he just nodded his head at me, throw the bags of trash and walked back.
  14. Dude I wanna here more of your stories. I thought I was daring, but damn you are another level!
  15. Dude, you have that spirit in you. You'll keep getting more daring. We're guys, we're supposed to piss wherever the fuck we want. We can swap stories. I can't wait to hear more of them bro
  16. I worked in construction for a few years. And dude, I was pissing onsite, constantly. The company I worked for, a lot of the places I ended up going to, lots of the same guys were there too. Most of the guys were in their 30s, they thought it was hilarious, and were used to my antics. I'd walk over, 5 feet away from the other guys working and piss on the timber frame, We'd be laying the foundation and I' walk to the edge and take a leak. I pissed over the edge of the roof were building. Sometimes the drywall, but It'd leave a noticeable stain, so not always. The foreman would tell me t
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