TylerHasFun

You really like this guy dont you dude? I get this feeling

I love that shit too bro. Funny when I watch people walking by and see me doing it too

Same bro. They be getting used to me doing that, they aint say nothing anymore except laughing. I always drink lots of water, I'd be pissing 3-4 times in these houses bro. They aint joined in really, too bad really

Lol You gonna have some night it sounds like tonight aren't ya?

Everywhere dude. Off the side of the highway, residential roads, drive thru. If it's late at night, few times literally at the red light they dare me to piss.

That's what I'm talking about bro! Fuck yeah. He loved it bro.

Mine too dude. Sometimes they be assholes and pull over in a more busy area, thinking I wont piss, like they challenging me cause they know I aint given a fuck. But I still do.

Bro I used to work construction too, before I worked at Dominos. Dude I pissed all over these houses when they being built. Every stage of it being built, I pissed somehwere in it. The other guys used to say it werent done till Ty signs it. Marking my territory, lol. Thats awesome bro

Drunk or sober, I'm still an asshole and piss everywhere. You piss outside a lot bro? What you be getting into?

Fuck yeah bro! I pissed a little in my friends car, when we pull over the side of the road and I give it a little splash to fuck with em, but aint dowsed the seat like that. Strangers cars, that's another story. People leave there windows open, they aint doing that again, lol.

Nah dude, he's used to it. He says he doesn't care, he thinks its funny.

Aint heard no complaints about it. I mean im pretty much average. its funny cause my friend was actually the one who measured it for me as I aint ever did. ANd I measured his, it was an interesting evening. i'm a little over 7, and of course he's bigger and always manages to bring it up whenever he can. Fucker. lol. It's funny cause his name is Chris too.

Really? But aint they gonna have to take off their clothes to do that? Sure its gotta be harder for em

Fuck I love that. In the summer when we drinking at my buddy's backyard, you know we all be wearing shorts, so sometimes when I step away from them a few feet, I'd turn around and flash a quick piss on their leg then turn back. Sometimes longer if we're real drunk. They done it on me too so its just fun times with friends

Hell yeah bro. My friends all laugh about it. And they all seen my dick besides

It dont really bother me. Sometimes if it gets too powerful and its gonna be a real hot day, I will be sure to skip the first pisses, you know when its real yellow and stinks and do it outside the building. Unless I'm feeling nasty. Dude my buddy's building, I would especially funk that place up. One night in the summer, we spent all nght hanging out and drinking and watching TV and bro I must have pissed like dozen times over several hours, all over his building

I think maybe it takes practice. Don't know. Bro I honestly don't think a single one of em hadn't seen me piss at one point or another. You know they be hating that smell in the summer though.

Try it bro. Ain't all of em got cameras, u will find one. You'll love it man. One time at my buddy's house, we were all real drunk and at like midnight I walk outside in my boxers, go to his neighbors door and I pissed in his mail slot. That sound splashing around on their floor, and bro I pissed a long time.

Lol. Awww shucks

Something I got real good at doing is pissing while walking. Ever since college, I lot a times walk to my car while taking a piss. The security dude has gotten so used to seeing me do it he ain't never stopped me or said nothing anymore. It's easiest when it's raining outside, no one can really tell. One time it was pouring outside, people were everywhere, some running, some taking shelter, and I just unzip it and start pissing while walking. Walking fast that day cause it was really raining, lol. At my building, I lot a times walk inside, then unzip and start pissing as I'm walking up

Fucking right he does. That's what we do bro. You do it too at his place?

Thanks bro. Dude anybody leaves something outside there door and I piss all over em. My friends neighbor had a package outside their door and I soaked it.

Yeah bro. All my friends always be gettin an eye full of me.

Lol, bro that's me too. Urinal or while outside taking a piss ,I always rip em. Will groan and exagerate when other people are around. Farts are funny as hell dude. I fart around everyone, all the time

I personally prefer outside. Hadn't splahed anyone but definitely had people step in my piss stream. Sometimes they hop around trying not to step in it, or I hear them cussing bout it. Lol, love to see it bro