Scot_Lover

Gary Larson was way ahead of his time, lol.

Yep, I cant get anything to work, snuggled up in this 5 star hotel, listening to the city wake up around us. Phone, and new Android Tablet.

We have a massage slide, looks like this. Mail order into Australia, you should be able to find one easily.

M (my wife) reads this with me, she doesn't want to be a member, and for obvious reasons, my password is private. Make it something fun to share, and don't make it sound awful and degrading. I mean, if you find something that rubs you the wrong way, keep it to yourself, people are different and see things differently for that reason. Above all, enjoy teaching, and bringing this girl to life.

Oh, do tell, lol. I'll tell you my secrets if you'll tell me yours 😛

Jeans definitely, blue if you want it seen, black to be more subtle. I've answered the door for a package with wet black stretch jeans, the girl never knew, lol. I have a massage slide, throw it on the bed and have fun. More than jeans get wet in this thing, three or four pees its practically awash, if both of us are in it, the tide is well and truly in. The hardest part is cleaning it up, need several towels on hand. And no, I'm not about to wet a $1200 mattress.

Do you have any alone time to have a play? (Ask you anything, remember? lol)

M tried this in memory of your user name, lol. Sorry, she likes Vodka or Tequila better.

Thinking of you @Bacardi, sorry you’re feeling so sick and tired. M also passes on her best wishes, and hopes you all get better soon. Take care, we all miss you on site, get well soon.

Yes, both tp and wipes. Mrs practically has a change of clothes in a plastic container in the car, incontinence is a curse, accidental or otherwise, lol. Rest stops are hit and miss, sometimes there is tp, most times there isn’t, it’s just safer to carry something. We aren’t shy about pulling up when one of us needs to go, but the state capital is over 2 hours away. Apparently, ‘marinating’ for that long can smell, M is somewhat paranoid about smelling bad. If we’re out walking, and the damn hay fever leaves us alone, M always has a little stash of tissues or decomposable wipes

Welcome to the site, as mentioned to you in chat, this is not a pick up/hook up site. Read the rules found here, get to know people, interact with the site and enjoy your time. Please be respectful of other peoples wishes.

I think M, my Mrs is getting old timers …… this morning, she peed her knickers, while sitting on potty. She grabbed a handful of toilet paper, hustled the knickers off, had a quick wipe, and tossed the panties into the toilet. It took a bit for her to realise, hurriedly fished them out, and took them to the sink, and started washing them and her hands. I was about to say something, but she cut me off with “Not a word, laddie. Not a fecking word” I left it there, but kept chuckling about it for most of the day.

I found a sheet of transparent plastic, pretty thick, maybe 5mm. You can heat it up with one of the hot air guns, and it molds it to the shape of the chair. I can go 3 or 4 times before I need to clean it up wait a towel, it makes a pretty fair sized puddle. Games I’m currently playing are Generation Zero, Cyberpunk 2077, Starfield, and Forza Motorsport (when it works)

Works fine in the Land of Aus, too.

Totally broken on IPad, not even the live chat option works. Admin, is this an option that a simple restart can fix?

G’day @Sephora, and a huge welcome back. You were definitely missed, so glad to have you return. Are you all sorted now after so many life changes? Cant wait to see what you have in store for us. Truly is good to see you here again.

Also Australian English, lol. Trying to learn Gaelic, it’s fairly impossible, I know. A bit of Russian, not much though. I did try Spanish for a while, but the people I tried to learn it from weren’t interested. I think they wanted to keep us in the dark about what they were thinking. Is Python a language? Or does that fall under the @Sophie gobbledygook umbrella?

Ok, so my 21tb of pee movies is not a problem. That’s a relief, lol. There are several that I re-watch, sometimes with M. Sometimes alone, but still enjoyable. The amount I’ve collected over the years sometimes scares me, like where did it all come from? I told M how much it was, after I totalled it all up, and her, not being a computer person, asked “Is that a lot?” I left it there, lol.

We have those here, much more sensible ..... the only time you see anyone is when you enter/exit. The doors are heavy duty stainless steel, 12cm - 1/2 inch gap top and bottom, no one can see a thing. 2228 metres (7310 ft) above sea level, Australia's highest loo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-EF60neguk Nothing will ever compare to you ...... R.I.P girl, R.I.P

Country Vic ...... and yes, both me and my wife are into it.

Glad you enjoyed it ....... M went to the men's toilets more than a few times, I was with her, of course. Strange looks when you hustle her into a cubical. No one has ever objected or gone non-linear over it. You get even stranger looks when you come out, trust me on this, lol.

Please keep topics on topic. This thread has caused some stress and there are some reports generated which the mod team will look into. Thank you to the people who did apologise, we try to keep this site as friendly as possible. As for the ‘gender identification’ issues, people are who they are, and shouldn’t be attacked over what they are or want to be. I’m getting on in life and can never keep up with all these new identification’s that seem to appear daily. The gender neutral toilet thing is not an issue here, there is just the pan, you sit or stand in your own lockabl