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I'll bet you can't wait until it's dark. Wish I lived closer to you, since it will be close to three hours until it's dark enough for me.

I'll bet you're quite the jokester, too? 😝

Jayne, you peeing in the middle of the road would be a major turn on for me. I don't think your numbers are any worse than average. In fact, if I didn't have anything to grab onto, I'm sure they'd be much better than mine.

So looking forward to see the other 70. You're not the only one who's bad at waiting. 😝

Congratulations to our new VIPs. You're now officially Very Important Pissers. (We knew it already)

And maybe even a few on purpose. 😝

I'd imagine the doctor has probably seen it before. Of course, you could always say you were nervous. On the other hand, if you released a full tank, I'm sure the doctor might have other thoughts.😆

The image of you weeing outside with a friend is one that's hard to get out of my head. Maybe other places as well. 😉 I just hope you're not too desperate, lose control and drown the poor girl or badly cut her with your errant stream. 😝

I'm sure I could teach you that skill, Audrey, so long as you promised you'd put it to good use. I can't guarantee, though, the men at the trough would be able to walk straight for some time. 😝

Maybe I'm the odd one out, at least among my gender. For the longest time, I think it's been at least 99% imagination. Of course, that might mean I'm replaying in my head a recent conversation or a picture posted. Keep them coming, so I can keep cumming.

I'm sometimes called Dr. Glad. Maybe it's because of my bedside manner. I've yet to perform catheter insertion, but there's always a first time.

Peeing on the chest or belly is a favorite of mine, too. Just not my own. 😝

It doesn't really matter what position you were in. What counts is what you did. I must confess I have an attraction for that sort of thing. Girls who can go far go far with me.

It was cold and cloudy with off and on rain. I didn't feel like going outside today. My utility sink was the lucky beneficiary.

Almost past your head? I'm most impressed.

No, what I meant was she gave me her number AFTER I saw her pee. She saw me, too.

No, afterwards. 😛

I'm a Windows guy and been so for more than 20 years. I seem to have skipped every other OS update since 98, going directly to XP, then 7 and currently 10. At least I got the sequence right and missed Vista.

I've caught a lot women peeing in the woods. Of course, most were hiking with me. When I've come across them by surprise, we both usually felt a little awkward. It's always been a good sign when they make light of the situation and exchange at least a few words with me. Once I even got their phone number.

Much as I did last night after an evening drinking wine with friends. I didn't realize how full I was until I walked out to my car. Hope there was enough rain overnight that the host didn't notice I left a huge puddle in the driveway.

A lot of women who hike with me seem to prefer to pee this way. Out on the trail, it's quick and easy, and at least if the ground is soft, there's never a worry about their spray. They're almost certainly not wearing expensive shoes, either. I imagine they've practiced this a few hundred times, since most appear to be rather good at directing their streams and seldom pee on their legs or feet. Of course, maybe they're just doing it for my benefit, because they know the effect this has on me.

I, too, live in the Midwest and pass through these states a lot. Sometimes, I even stop and get out to enjoy the sights or make one of my own.

Wish you would join me on a walk sometime. I'm sure we'd find a few rocks and leaves.

I'm one of those guys who starts conversations rather easily. Maybe I'm a bit annoying to many, but, whether it's the checkout cashier or someone I run into on the street, I'll often make small talk in the hope that something more results. I think we'd first talk about things in general, maybe on many topics, until I found your hot buttons or at least things we shared in common. From there, depending on your reactions, we could either go our separate ways like ships in the night or quickly turn from strangers to great friends.

Keep practicing. I think you're going to like yourself as much as we do. I'd love to see a moving gif, more stills or whatever you want to do.😋