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With thousands dead across the globe in the last few weeks, the Covid-19 virus has become a very serious matter. And, it looks like things are going to get worse before they get better, as this is one world traveler that has no respect for borders. I've recently found myself put into a situation where it's in the best interests of all for me to quarantine myself from my social contacts. After traveling to the far side of the world, to places where there was little or no sanitation, I came upon this just a few miles from my house. How ironic! While I currently don't exhibit any sympt

Nothing wrong with that! Always remember, the most erogenous organ in the human body is the brain.

As a writer and editor, I hate witnessing the decline of the English language. Not only learn to enunciate, learn to spell and write a complete sentence. It might not help if all the ones you ever need to use are "Welcome to Wal-Mart" or "Would you like fries with that?" But, maybe in the next life.

Welcome, Lady Silver/HG. I'm sure you'll find a great wealth of subjects here for your studies. Between us, we probably exhibit every paraphila you'll ever need. It great to meet another hardcore academic, although I probably didn't learn much in class. I seemed to do much better out in the field.

I don't suppose you're allergic to me?

That sounds more the exception than the rule. Raj is going to want to do more research on you. I may want to assist.

That sounds logical. What does it take to make you sneeze?

Or maybe forget 😉 to pull down the panties. Enjoy the warmth.

Mine too. One often leads to the other.

I've long thought the first sign of a relationship not working was when you didn't pee together.

Maybe that's why I'm a big fan of the outdoors. There's no worry about cleanup. A lot of my favorite dates were picnics and nights on secluded beaches.

Too bad Annie hasn't yet learned how to use a bottle. (BTW, I happen to be a big Sandra Bullock fan. If only she had come to me before taking on this role.)

Hope that won't put a big, er, cramp in your style.

It sure got a nice reaction from you.

And in the other, you were? 😝 Either way, nice views.

No doubt those all warm saline solutions are being recycled for a good cause.

Wow, nickie, you are a very brave woman! After all you've gone through, you have the strength and perseverence to continue. ❤️ I''ll give you a big hurt, but shall we wait until it won't hurt?

I've been told I give good direction.

I, for one, am someone who generally pees outside unless it's not an option. I hate to see it wasted in a toilet. It's not very eco-friendly and, besides, other choices are much more fun. It might not be a dealbreaker for me if a women requires proper facilities, but she's likely going to be a big disappointment.

That's okay if it's not right now. I extend an open invitation. But whenever you're in need, let know when I can lend a hand.

Total turn on.

That sounds lovely! I'd love to try my hand (or hands) aiming you. I'd be interested to see how well you take direction.

I'm not sure how you feel about it, but I was thinking along a different line - pee crystals. Now, this will take more effort on their effort on their part, than just give you a small filled bottle They're going to want to collect at least a bladder's worth, and probably, depending on their capacity and concentration, better two or three, maybe eight. Then, it's going to have to dry out for days. But, in the end you'll have some truly magic crystals.

Perhaps you could practice when you're in the shower. Set a cup down at the other end and aim for it. Then mark the level of how much you filled it. If you do this every time you take a shower, after a few weeks I'm pretty sure that mark will have gotten much higher.

I think my personal best is around 18 or 19 hours. It was in the summer, on one of those days where nearly everything I drank worked its way out through my pores and little made it to the bladder. I also was at least a dozen years younger, a time before my prostate sees I get up at least once every night. I doubt that I could ever come close to thse numbers again. But, in recent weeks, I was overseas, in a place where toilet facilities were few and far between. And, what there were, I'd never use. I'd typically spend the days riding around the bush from shortly after sunrise until it got