Ms. Tito

Ohmygod please someone hold my dick while I pee. You can play around and aim it wherever you'd like!

I was trick or treating a few years ago with some girl friends from the Senior class (I'm a senior now) and I was wearing a dress. I had to pee but we couldn't go inside someone's house to use their bathroom so I told them not to watch and just peed on a tree (though in hindsight, maybe I should have let them watch, but I don't think they'd have been interested). Later on they told me that they were jealous and one even said that if she had the chance to piss on a tree like I did, she would.

One time I was on a school field trip and I had to pee for more than an hour but all there was were porta potties, until we reached the last stop on our trip which had actual bathrooms! That piss felt sooo good, and what made it even better was that I was using a women's bathroom. In short, relief + gender affirmation = heaven.

I don't really care if they're a guy or a girl, I'll enjoy peeing on them. It's just fun.

Even just holding the bottle opening up to my tip is hard when I'm erect/half-chubbed.

's kinda fucked up. Trans women have the same problem when Chasers do the same thing.

Maybe try and get some people from Omo.org to come join us over here? Think of it, they'd be part of not one, but TWO pee forums. Stonks.

omo.org yeet

Lmao. Wait the Yellow Sea is between China and North Korea WEAST KOREA.

I've done that before.

Me too, but in the form of a Socialist/ex-Soviet republic in the middle of the Black Sea or Baltic Sea.

Even though I have a penis, it's still not easy to pee in a bottle.

It's like the Socialist paradise I've always dreamed of!

Kaymala sounds like the place of my dreams.

You have no idea how much I want to write my name in the snow, but alas, I must wait until I have a home to myself.

I am a comrade from Soviet New England. I say "Soviet" because it is cold up here. Like really cold.

Me too!

Kaymala/Lavatria would be the perfect countries for that, but sadly they only exist on this forum.

Water bottle

In Soviet Union, comrades pee in snow together.

I usually don't pee in the snow because it leaves too much of a noticeable aftermath lol.

This is the single greatest meme in Peefans history oh my fucking god.

You exclusively drink soda and water just to pee for fun.

Lmao tho a yellow spot in a field of white is still pretty noticeable.

Wicked Masshole here.