gldenwetgoose

Hopefully people know me well enough to catch my humour - and if not then their loss 😉 For the record, I absolutely adore the drama of visible desperation of course.

Could it be... <stands in front of target and places apple on head>... that men are less 'drama queen' about it ? As a guy there've been plenty of times I've been with others who have got out of a car, or a meeting, or other circumstances where the 'guys can pee anywhere' argument can't apply and they have commented about being bursting for a piss, and have made a bee-line for the gents or the nearest convenient place. But there's been no standing leg-twisting, no squirming, no foot-tapping, no bending double and no huffing and puffing. Maybe the male prostate and muscles

Hi and a huge welcome to the site - if your preferred type of mess is pee, then certainly sounds like you're in the right place. We're a community with thousands of members, and most communication all takes place in the forum posts (some people confuse us with a one-to-one chat site or even a hook up site which we're not). Enjoy yourself browsing around and joining in, lots of friendly people of all nationalities, ages, interests, genders and preferences to get to know. Just for info you'll find our site rules here - you'll see we're very strong on making sure nobody makes you feel

Yippeeeeee - Have an awesome one @bearguy @Miles93 @peelover38

Happy Birthday @Spageto - Have a cool one.

After having to step in and close down discussions around the goldfish incident, let's avoid going down the same route here - I don't want to get all heavy again, this community is best at policing itself. I understand the humour in the 'being interrogated' comment, but as I say, let's avoid overthinking there. @BlindListener doesn't have the same access to a wealth of imagery as we do, so @Malika has been understanding enough to explain in more detail. No issues. Other than that, all please note that if this turns into another debate on morality then it will get closed down.

I could be speaking out of turn - but I think in the past @Alfresco has expressed his experiences along these lines. In my case, probably only in front of my wife on a couple of occasions where I've been driving and unable to wait. She's not a peefan and happens to have a bladder the size of a super-tanker, so her response is usually just bemused frustration "can you not just wait ten minutes until we get there....?' On my own I'd have pee'd in a layby or similar of course before it got to that stage.

After a very quick read of the news report, it sounds like it was down to the exhibitionist nature of his flashing - not so much that he was innocently going about his business and being spied on, but instead standing full on and attracting the attention of passers-by who wouldn't have otherwise been looking. But sorry, digressing away a little from topic.

Loads of great stuff there from @MaxWasTaken Another fact that has been discussed in depth is the difference in the way ladies and gents are treated - in our minds there shouldn’t be a difference, but sadly the general perception is that there is. What I mean is that when a guy is looking into someone’s house and seeing a naked lady then that guy can be branded a Peeping Tom and a pervert. However if a lady looked into a guy’s private home and saw a man exposing himself then it’d be the guy at fault. Maybe not prosecuted as a sex offender, but at least cautioned that he should be

Yes, I'll admit to being bought into that pleasure, of watching a lady choosing to wet a pair of jeans just for the sheer fun of it. As the Doc has observed, so much variety. I know it's the rear that normally gets the brunt of the flow, but I'm actually a fan of those situations where the front gets a flood too, the sort that spreads across under the pockets before tracking downwards - usually of course it's followed by a turn around to reveal just how wet the backs are.

Try these threads as a starter. (or a main, apertif, desert or whatever) https://peefans.com/topic/18422-making-pee-taste-good/?tab=comments#comment-299517 https://peefans.com/topic/4856-lovely-new-cocktail-recipe/?tab=comments#comment-59585 https://peefans.com/topic/20010-pee-dare-challenges-and-results/?do=findComment&comment=279249 You'll find the site search pretty good for things like this, especially if you use the advanced options.

Well, dang and darn it, that fine critter @pdawg has a birthday today - and it's three red lights, four red lights, five red lights and Go, Go, Go for @formulaonegoogl's birthday too. Have a great day both of you.

Hi and a huge welcome to the community. Have fun browsing around, you see all sorts of content and get an idea of the spread of fun people have. The quickest way to get to know people is to jump in, giving reactions, maybe commenting on posts or even posting something yourself - a little as you’ve done here. Do shout up with any questions of course.

Variety is the spice of life as they say - and there are definitely things which are so much more special when they're rare treats. Exotic beach holidays, seeing your all time favourite artist on stage, five star restaurant meals and being pee'd on.

Hoping today is a good day as well as a good nite for your @Love2PeeInGoodnites - Happy Birthday!

Just checked into the site 6:30am GMT on Sat 2nd and yes - that's still the case on desktop, blank main chat window. Corner window shows '0 chatting' but does have recent conversations. @Admin - am I imagining something in conversation just the other day about the site running well at the moment....? 😉

Lovely. Sort of reminds me of someone, but I can't quite place who....

Today's the first of the month, so we celebrate various 'proxy' birthdays. It's natural to keep real birthdates slightly separate from reality, just like many of us don't use our real names or give away too much personal information. These people are no April Fools. Happy Birthday to @Paulypeeps @deliquescent @Peefan83 @Spectator9 @Mrhapee @Jfhchr

Excellent - don't spill any then lol

An hour later... I assume you have done - hope it was a fantastic experience.

And of course late at night would be my other perfect scenario...

Good call @PissOnMyParade I think I've mostly shared mine before, but here goes. It's probably evolved with clips I've seen. Basically my ultimate fantasy video focusses on first person talking, and with the sense that I'm in a one-to-one conversation with the actor. That actor will be someone with personality, who can chat naturally and describe how she's feeling. Body shape, waistline, boob size, colour etc are all important, I just want to feel like I'm chatting naturally with the person. Clothing isn't too important - the girl next door look is fine - to start the clip anyway.

I've just made a post on a vaguely similar topic of 'should I do this' - click my profile and you should see it. Main thrust of that post was that here in the community we all share the same base interest and so although we have different aspects of the kink, we all have a common bond and all appreciate the same things generally. Also mostly we're very tolerant of nudity, we see it all the time we're here mostly. I do feel though (and don't want to sound negative here) that in our 'safe space' here in this community it's easy to be accepted for things which would definitely get eyeb

Good points - everyone has different levels of ability with the written word, and some people writing in a second language too, so yes it's difficult to tell. In the case of the fiction, I'll admit the vast majority I've written has been based around 'real' events. Mostly things that I'm not biologically equipped to enjoy (booo) but in many cases just snippets of anecdotes or scenarios I've heard mentioned. Always a seed of truth.

I must confess, I have a recurring idea that I want to piss off a motorway bridge onto the road surface below. And nerves keep getting the better of me... Logic says that there are quite a few country lanes locally that pass over the motorway and very little traffic uses those lanes, so little chance of anyone catching me in the act that way. And for the traffic passing, it's flashing past (and is some distance away below). I could pee onto the hard shoulder facing the same way as the traffic so they wouldn't see me as they sped towards the bridge, and for the traffic coming towards