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Well, it's one of those things worth making happen....

Definitely keep coming back to these - love the girl next door look... The last girl looks a lot like a foreign colleague of mine (going off the dressed photo at least). And the three girls - those legs on the left should seriously be insured. They're amazing. Thanks again for posting.

Hi and welcome to the site!

Right now I think there's a lot of people that would hop to anywhere other than 2020... anywhere.....

It's more systems engineering to be honest, multiple black boxes with embedded bespoke software. So the requirements documents are pseudo software code, but used as a functional description rather than actual code. That's why I describe it as engineering rather than programming. Most of what I do is either implementing requirement changes or diagnosing errors from system testing. Yes the photography is very, very cool. I used to photograph everything from weddings and balls to product and events. A lot of it is a pain in the backside and frankly a bit tedious. A couple of years back I d

Don't panic.... It's one of the threads in the Fiction Section on this site. It's an entirely fictitious set of readers' letters to a pee magazine. Scroll to the bottom of this page - it's under my name --> https://peefans.com/topic/2779-wet-carpet-magazine/page/16/#comments

I'm going to cover this by saying I'm by no means an expert in the subtle art... From what you've said though, my suggestion would be forget about the pee thing for a moment. Next time perhaps try and summon up the courage to just say "Hi". Perhaps something like "Haven't seen you about for a while" - just something not too cheesy may be easier to have the confidence. That would emphasise the fact that you enjoy seeing her, perhaps make her feel a little valued. You'd be amazed how many office people think that talking to cleaners is beneath them. You never know, just that quick exch

Thanks @speedy3471 - not very exciting I'm afraid.... On a 'normal' day, if I remember correctly, I'm up and out of the house to work usually by 7:30am. Weather permitting I'll cycle commute a couple of times a week, otherwise it's a 12 mile drive by car. Day job is quite a boring engineering type thing - sitting at a desk trying to solve problems usually deep in high level requirements documents. That takes me through until 5/6pm when I'll head home. This side of my life is a bit of a closet secret even at home, so I'll generally check in and look if there's anything interesting bee

Well, certainly an interesting topic for a debate... Like most other of us, I wouldn’t have any qualms if I were six feet under and you wanted to, or were caught short and had, to piss on my tombstone. In real life if you wanted to pee on me, well it would depend on a few factors but there’s a chance I’d consent - and obviously after death I’m less able to make that decision. Now consider instead you wanted to vomit on me or sh&t on me. I think I’d be with the vast majority of people that would say no f&&&ing way. See the distinction? I’m open to

Hope you don't mind @cornerstone... I've just written a little letter to Wet Carpet Magazine...

I love that philosophy - although I wouldn't claim to be bold or assertive. I do wonder what the ratio is though, of ladies like yourself prepared to encourage a man to expose himself to pee in public compared to those who would feel the need to express offence? Also - going off at a tangent to your point - from the young ladies' perspectives hopefully the increasing relaxedness that you mention has encouraged the attitude that it's ok to pee when you need to, nobody will think less and no need to risk injury or illness trying to hold - just go!

Thank you so much.... This month is finding me with much more time on my hands. Once an idea pops to mind (or is suggested) I find myself playing over the scenarios that could arise. It has to be feasible, it has to be realistic, it generally is in the first person. Nearly always there's a real occurrence at the heart of it, an anecdote that's been shared with me and then the rest of the story written around it. I have written a few other stories and there'll be more to come I imagine.... Search on my name and I'm sure you'll find them.

I've said it before and I'll say it again here... Before reaching this community I'd had a growing pee fetish (along with a near obsession with the female body) for a long time. Like many young men I couldn't get enough, whether it be as a young teen browsing the lingerie section of a Kays catalogue or later discovering porn. The thing was (a) it was always a guilty secret and (b) it always felt very one sided. Guiltily I felt very much that I was some sort of predator (in thought anyway, not physically) in some male dominated way. Porn models being controlled and forced to do degradin

Right... time for thinking caps on... Not yet another lockdown post you cry - but more of a looking forwards question. It's a bit of a weird time at the moment, lots of plans on hold, lots of uncertainty. A time for taking each day at a time. The last five months have really taught me the value of seizing the day, pursue your dreams, make them happen before they slip away. So my question for you to answer is: What one thing would you like to do (pee / sex related) before the year is out? Just to bound the question, I don't mean your wildest fantasy - let's be realistic. So

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Dear Wet Carpet Magazine, I just wanted to write to tell you about a situation I'm going through, in the hope it will help other women like me. My name is Cassie and I'm a single mum in my late twenties. You could say life hasn't always been a bed of roses for me - I grew up in the wrong end of town, most of my childhood memories were of mum and dad yelling at each other, or both yelling at me. I think that's what brought on the bed-wetting as a kid. In my teenage years I ran away, did some stuff I'm really not proud of and would rather not talk about. Then there was the pregnancy -

Completely understand what you mean about your career - no matter how boldly we talk the talk behind the shelter of the forum, it's a different matter when we're in the real world. You're absolutely not alone there. I agree it would be near impossible to strike up a pee related conversation at that moment. But, she has made eye contact and smiled at least. Perhaps if you walk past each other in the corridor, perhaps just after the next time coincidence leads her to open the door on you, perhaps an inoffensive friendly comment "We've got to stop bumping into each other" or "Twice in one

Hi @beachmom - Interesting question... I think possibly the legal penalties for indecently peeing in the street on city nights out have become more prevalent possibly. I can't say I've really noticed anything changing much between decades in the way you have. What I have seen, is there seems to be a generation of twenty-something and maybe into early thirties who seem a lot more crass and loutish than older generations(?). I know every society has it's classes, some people more highly educated and 'refined' than others, privileged perhaps? What I mean are the subtleties, of walk

I'm going to be greedy and ask two questions, a clean and a pee related one... - First of all, in all walks of life, who inspires you most, who's your biggest role model and what aspects of their life inspire you? Now I think Craggles has asked pretty much the same question as me on the pee front, so I'll change the slant on mine - I can completely understand in your answer the fears of being caught, the potential humiliation and social impacts. Consequently the negative pressure we put ourselves under, the shyness. So, I'd like you to try and put all the 'real world' constra

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My first thought was learn to fly a light aircraft, I've been lucky enough to try it a couple of times and think I want to every time - but I could do that for myself if I put my mind to it. So instead, the thing I'll probably never manage is to play an instrument - my son plays guitar and on the rare occasions I've tried, my fingers just aren't flexible enough to fit the chord patterns, and I'd never remember all of the possible chords either. I've photographed loads of local bands and am a bit in awe of musicians who can just launch into anything. Drums would be the other thing - I've

Cool, thank you. Glad you liked it! You must have a lot in common with the special friend I wrote a lot of it around.

[This is the story of an entirely fictional event, but played out in the character of a real life dear friend who is a member of this forum. Contains a brief tame male pee, but mainly increasingly desperate female holding, pain, wetting and for good measure a bit of intercourse] PART ONE “Have you got a semi on there mister?” I laughed as I glanced down to my side at the unmistakable sight of a single high pressure jet of urine drilling its way into the toilet bowl, bubbling deep into the clear water below. “If you’d waited two minutes you could have had the bathr

I've so missed reading these sort of accounts from you. So good to be able to do so again.

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