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And wishing you every success in coaxing him into doing so. Until then as you say we're happy to be second best. But far better to have content online for when you want it rather than those dweebs you mention. Please don't ever hesitate to bring those dweebs to our attention - we have a special anti-dweeb spray for those occasions. (Dweebs is one of those words which doesn't get anywhere enough usage these days).

Dear Wet Carpet, My name is Sheila and I'd like to share a little something that happened to me. I work in a supermarket as a supervisor. I'm obviously not going to say which one, but my uniform is sort of and orangey brown top and black trousers, so no prizes for guessing. Usually I spend my time on the customer service desk, dealing with returned items, lost purses and that sort of thing, but also any time there's a problem on one of the checkouts I go and sort it out. That's exactly what happened this afternoon. I was just about to take my afternoon break when the call cam

I can think of two very similar situations, and both are ones where a little bit of anxiety plays a big role in the urgency involved. Both involve driving, both involve towing our caravan and both involve my wife sitting alongside me in the passenger seat (I can get away with joking that all three factors can cause anxiety). The caravan isn't massive, but it is an extra 6.5m / 22ft and 1300kg hitched onto the back of the car. Driving with it does require some concentration, passing vehicles, taking a different line at roundabouts and junctions, that sort of thing. Both times have b

I suspect the group of guys there on that Amsterdam clip may all know each already - Amsterdam is famous as an 'adult' citybreak, so entirely possible they were a group of mates on a stag weekend or just a guys trip to the red light district. It doesn't detract though from the fact that they were all pissing in broad daylight in public, without being challenged or arrested. And that of course is the point. From my part of Europe (and I still see the UK as that) we are perhaps halfway between that and the American reservedness. As Beachmom has touched on, there are factors which wil

Well, there's a saying 'sex sells' which basically has been a mantra for the advertising world for decades. Meaning that if you want to get people to buy a skirt or posh frock, use a sexy looking model to sell it. The prospective buyer is tricked into thinking they'll look just as gorgeous as soon as they slip into it. So yes, the ladies in your posts do indeed look sexy - that's how the advertising director intended it, the way the stylist planned it and the way the make up artist, hair stylist and photographer executed it. If they didn't it's an advertising budget down the drain.

A few years ago I got myself reasonably fit cycling, up to pandemic - nothing too speedy but 60 mile sort of capability. Then a bit of a medical concern and lockdown sort of led to it slipping. Now I’m back to square one - but not giving up.

Ok, so not actually wet myself and maybe not ‘playing sports’ but this afternoon I braved the cold and greyness to get out on my bike. It’s the first time in nearly five months, but felt good. I set off with a pretty full bladder after hydrating up and knew I was most likely going to need to pee. Whilst cycling I had the weird thing where the immediate desperation feel is hidden and instead I can just feel the heaviness of my bladder. Eventually on the home leg I decided to have a quick stop - so standing on an empty county lane I pulled the waist band of my Lycra shorts down and r

Well - I set out without a real plan... other than one errand to run about half a mile from home. And given I'd run out of excuses I figured I should dust off my road bike and give it a spin. It's been a while - I'd completely forgotten which buttons to press on my Garmin, in fact I'm amazed it still had some charge left in it. Better still I could remember how to clip in, and more importantly how to unclip. My chain wasn't rusty and gears still worked slickly - not that I used many of the small ones. Distance was a mere 8 miles / 13km in a time of about 38 minutes. And 358ft of

Thanks all for the feedback in filling in the forms and commenting on it. I'll come clean on my reasons for creating it, in that I'm sure we can all think of members who are active and fun in the forums, who've maybe posted content we've enjoyed. Then one day we realise they've stopped posting, stopped visiting the site, maybe even requested deletion. There's nothing in their posts and interactions to show why - are they ill? Have they got a new partner or job, are they too busy now? Or has somebody been inappropriate in a way that's led them to leave? There's now over 50 people

It's Sunday, it's 30th January and it's Birthday celebrations for @hatman12317 & @girlspeelover

True - and when they're wearing a mask it's harder to see them muttering under their breath at you - but I know my wife is still doing it 🤣

And just for good measure a few more proof-of-concept images. The first maybe isn't looking upwards so much, but it's an old favourite of mine.

I sort of think that any photo where is subject is looking into the camera is alluring, or at least a lot more engaging than looking away. They say the eyes are the windows to the soul - and those windows are definitely open in the example you've given. That and the smile clearly says 'it's ok for you to watch - I'm going to be a little shy and hide myself, but at the same time I love that you enjoy seeing me like this' or something along those lines. Maybe there is a deeper and more subtle psychological thing going on with the dominance and submission of the difference in eye leve

"These ARE the 'droids you're looking for"

Watching with interest....

Happy Birthday - Today's the day - another year older for @WessSK & @Ms. Tito

For those with Gold Membership of Peefans, this clip is also preserved right here at:

Love that ^^^ @Alfresco - I did have a bit of a crush on Sally Webster when I was a lot younger, maybe I should start watching again. Seems like they may have got a scriptwriter with some 'interests' lol. On a completely different note, I'm not sure this fits in the category of 'actors' or 'regular TV' - but Geordie Shore. This is an MTV series filmed for the last 10 years of so in the buzzing city of Newcastle, one of those trashy programmes where a bunch of young uninhibited guys and girls are thrown into a shared house to live out their dramas on camera. Last night I cha

Today it's the turn of @JoeBob563 & @PeeFan86 - Happy Birthday

@PixieRyder @windy55 - Happy Birthdays to you both.

Hi @lizaff28 and a huge welcome to the site. Please though can you make sure that all your posts and also your profile is written in English. It is part of our site rules that all must be written in English. Thanks and welcome!

Please understand that these sort of detailed questions can actually be really off putting and discouraging. Most people here enjoy pee in a simple and fun way, and not a scientific experiment. It’s not a science project - how is a lady hovering over a 2 litre measuring jug supposed to know when the first 500ml has been reached? Just enjoy the fact that a member has chosen to share an experience.

HBTY: @Pissfire

Looks pretty perfect to me - a beautiful picture.

I'm here right now aren't I....? In seriousness I know exactly what you mean. I can imagine on tacho breaks and as you say, waiting times you need to do something to keep yourself sane. Do you have any Netflix recommendations at the moment? Usually about every 4-6 weeks I have a trip with a two-and-half hour flight each way. I've just got a phone with battery life long enough that I don't have to worry about it going flat, and downloading a movie or two has transformed that journey. I can zone out from the stresses of all the passengers around me and just chill in my own world.