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I dont hate the toilet. I just prefer the carpet over it 😜

Misterpoll was my teenagehood. Exploring my kink was so much fun on that website and I'm so happy to duck in when I get the chance to see that there are new comments! A lot of those forums are like naughty pee central lol. My only gripe with it is it doesn't seem to want to work on my phone. There's always something blocking the next page button when I access the website on my phone, so I can only check on the rare occasion I'm alone on my laptop.

I've written about this several times, but the only person who I know for sure knows about my fetish is my old High School ex boyfriend. He was not the greatest person to begin with, but when we started having sex I found I could be open with him about what I liked. Once I was comfortable with him I told him I was into pee, and he shamed me so bad. He would make these dumbass jokes about peeing inside of me while we were having sex and asked if it was wetting my pants as a kid that did it for me. It hurt a lot. So much so that I don't think I did much or any pee stuff in my head when I masturb

Kupar, you know I love you and I love seeing you pee any other place but the toilet, but I have a burning question I need to ask you. Is that carpet in your kitchen? Oh, side note, I love the foreskin too. Love me a good uncut guy!

Yep. According to my credits im a junior but with a family and a full time job im sure I won't graduate from another 3 or 4 years.

This sounds like so much fun! Now I just gotta find someone in my area to play with me 😅 I always thought I could make a killing selling my used/peed in undies. Never thought of leaving them around locally!

Realistically, here is my pee bucket list: 1. Pee outside. Probably the easiest thing on my list because it's not as taboo, but I'm still too scared/don't have a good place to try yet😔 2. Dribble in a carpeted fitting room. I only say dribble because I am almost certain I won't ever have the courage to let go of a full bladder into a fitting room, or anywhere else publicly for that matter lol. 3. Pee against a wall. I've been putting this off because I don't know how urine affects walls, and I don't want to have a pee only to find out it stains real bad and my landlord is gonna

It's not exactly one event. Every time I've been able to pee on the carpet it's always been a full bladder because i only do it when I'm home alone. It's very rare that I'm alone so I always cherish them, take my time and enjoy myself. Then I just hit it with my steam cleaner and call it a day! Regarding places, the latest place has been under the little decorative table in my hallway. I was on a "hide and go pee" binge and had also peed behind the couch too. I've just squatted and peed in my hallway too, and have just picked a corner and peed in the living room and bedroom as those are

A few squirts of the carpet in my own home. That's it really.

I think I enjoy naughty peeing for the thrill of it. To be able to just stop, pick a spot, and pee is just great fun for me. Or to decide, "here is good!" Is even better. I don't get to have a naughty pee often, but the few times I have left me feeling wetter than when I can normally get myself off. It's not so much ruining stuff for me, as I enjoy peeing directly onto the floor most. So daring. So naughty lol. How can you not walk away feeling turned on after leaving your mark?

I'm on the opposite end of this. I love being degraded and disrespected with pee. I think I would thoroughly enjoy this in a parallel universe as @gldenwetgoose said, one where I'm not married and don't have to put in that much work or money to keep up with you lol. Imagining you or anyone else with your knees up just passing away on my couch, looking at me with an evil grin on your face gets me all kinds of wet.

That does look like fun! At least in the back of the van you'd have some privacy. Whose stuff was that anyway? I bet they'll have some questions when you drop it back 🤣 Gotta add peeing in the back of a van to my pee bucket list now. Thanks for sharing!

This is the coolest thing ever!!

Yes it is. Come work with me I'm tired of going into overtime every week trying to cover people in my department and others lol. No cups. But I gave him a sip of coke at lunch! @Alfresco @gldenwetgoose @p1ssputz You guys are all hilarious. That night in the breakroom I did cryptically say something along the lines of "how do you know I'm not into that?" And he seemed to be freaked out. It's something I say a lot at work when something goes wrong. Like if someone rolls a cart over my foot and tries to make fun of me for it lol. However, I think the warm apple juice in a c

Isn't it interesting when our fetish crosses into our normal every day lives? I have a coworker that I'm very fond of. I think he's really cute and funny. We'll call him D. He's much younger than I am (and those who know me here know I like my men old, so that's how much he's impacted me!), and of course I've got a big Ole rock on my left ring finger so I don't intend on taking this little joke we have any further. But let me tell you about how pee has come up in our hilarious conversations before! I was in the break room just minding my business as I do, and D storms in angry as all

My first was when I was like 16 or 17. My boyfriend got me a cheap vibrator from Spencer's and then would get angry when I used it because he had this weird obsession with sex and control. I was only allowed to use it when he was around, which was never. Once I dumped him I kept the toy and used it, found it felt better on my clit than inside of me.

I think peeing anywhere you're not meant to is rude, but I'm into that so I also like it 🤣

It would be like a race! See if I could pee before I reach the top!

Wow. Maybe there are more of us than we think out there! An escalator seems like such an odd place to have a casual pee, tho. Maybe it's just that you're standing still and have the time to pee? I don't know why, but im intrigued 🧐

I've only really peed standing up in the shower. I've gotten pretty good at is as long as I really need to pee and I can get the right stance. If my bladder isn't full enough or my flow isn't strong enough it usually just ends up falling down my legs. When that happens I just admit defeat and chose a different position. It's a lot of fun and I hope to one day take it out of the shower once my aim gets better!

I just choreographed an entire music video in my head before, during, and after a shower for the song My Humps by the Black Eyes Peas. There was a lot of ass shaking and busting moves I know i can't hit, but that's why it all took place behind the closed door of my bathroom 😆

You and I must be the same person lol. I too was a scene-ish freshman in highschool in 2009. Wouldn't be caught dead without my chucks that's for sure. At least the bus driver was understanding lol. It's my understanding kids have smaller bladders so I'm sure it wasn't the first time she had had that happen to her.

I've really only been able to have my wet fun by cleaning up right away. House cleaning day where I can have a quick pee in the hallway then suck it up with my carpet cleaner, and I've done the laundry basket right before throwing it all in the wash once. I don't have any comments on couches and beds, but I recommend for carpets getting the type of cleaner meant for animal urine, spraying it down right after you pee and clean it up as soon as you can. Laundry i made sure to use extra soap and set it to soak before an actual wash. Just to be on the safe side ☺

I aspire to be like that in fitting rooms too 🤣 I'm like her that when my clothes come off I need to pee. Maybe it's the cold air.

One day I aspire to be the kind of woman who pees wherever they want to. I especially love the stories that @Starks2010 mentioned about women peeing on the floor of clubs and such. But I'm not one of clubbing and partying and I'm not confident enough in myself to pee anywhere but the toilet lol. So I am, unfortunately, the woman who waits in a long line for the bathroom 😑