PissDude

Sometimes when I'm talking to a woman who has apparently been at a desk for a while, I wonder how close she is to running off to the bathroom.

I'd prefer something with anonymity. My Skype identity is tied to my real identity.

Normally, I regulate my hydration because I don't like to get caught desperate when I'm out. When I have time alone I get to enjoy it. Once I feel that "twinge" that I need to take a leak, I'll start squeezing and rubbing myself while I try to get my bladder to fill up. Beer usually works best. I like to rub the underside of my dick, especially up near the tip. Rubbing the head increases the urge, and when I get really full, that makes it almost squirt. Sometimes I like to hang over the sink or toilet or even a bottle and relax like I'm going to piss, then stop at the last minute. I can tell I

I get that too. It's annoying, especially at work.I've tried to squeeze everything out of my urethra, and there's still that little bit that likes to come out after I put it away and zip back up.

I wouldn't even try. I can't get to sleep if I have to take a leak, so I try to go within about 5 minutes of drifting off. When I'm off and my wife is working, I like to get up and not take a leak right away. If I had to get up in the middle of the night, it's easier.

I've done that on Sims. I haven't played it in years, but they have some stat for "bathroom". Making them eat causes it to deplete faster. I've kept my female characters distracted from the bathroom a little too long.

I assume you mean in the bathwater? Probably harmless, but not a bad idea to hose yourself off with the shower. Without the water in the tub, not a big deal. Even if I piss right before I get in the shower, I still have to piss at least twice during the shower. No idea why, and I've never thought to fight it. I enjoy it. I don't have to aim; I just relax and let it go.

I've done this. Sometimes I'll use condoms for jacking it. After I finished, I pissed a little bit in the condom. I don't trust them to get too full. One time I almost overdid it. I was doing my thing in a hotel room with a condom on, and I'd gotten my bladder really full. I was watching something on TV, and was beyond the point of being able to hold it anymore. I tried letting some out into the condom to take the pressure off, but it wasn't enough. I wanted to wait for a commercial (this was before I could just stream everything and pause it when I wanted to), but I seriously had to piss

I used to drink coffee all day at work. Years ago, I left work just as a snowstorm hit. Traffic got heavy fast, and the coffee started hitting me. I started to think about pissing in the microwave bowl my lunch had been in. When I got closer to where I lived, traffic pretty much stopped. There were a few connected shopping centers, so I pulled into one parking lot and cut through all of them, which put me closer to the turn-in for where I lived. As I was getting out of my car, my neighbor wanted to talk. I was able to push her off and run upstairs. It seemed like I pissed forever.

I do that when I'm alone and don't have to go anywhere. I'll get up, make coffee, and go to my computer. It's amazing how uncontrollable it can get though. Sometimes I have to let some out in the sink while I take in fluids. But I usually have to get up in the middle of the night, so if I pissed within a few hours of waking up, I can feel I have to go, but can handle it.

That's one of my favorites. There's that one girl who is dancing and squeezing herself in the background, and when it's her turn, she just pulls her panties aside and starts streaming. It's like "I can't hold it long enough to squat down, so here goes!"

I know the feeling. It wasn't until the advent of Internet piss porn that the mystery was solved for me. Of course, I knew they had urethras, but I didn't exactly have the "lay of the land" down...

I always assumed I was below average, but I have no idea what average is. I've only measured when I'm alone and drinking. The best I've ever done is 32oz, about 850ml the last time I tried to convert it to metric. But it was a night when I was distracted and held it so long I realized it started shooting out of me. I had to wrap a T-shirt around my dick and run to the bathroom while I grabbed a bottle, because I wanted to see how much it was. I filled a 30oz Gatorade bottle, dumped it, and got a little more in, plus whatever squirted. One time I was on a work trip, about a 5 1/2 hour driv

I don't mind a little camera talk as long as it's part of the girl pissing. Asking her if she has to go or if she's ready is OK for me. Mindless talk isn't. I find it sexy to hear some "I really have to pee!" as long as she really does have to go. I don't mind girls pissing in bowls or other objects. For me, it serves as a visual reference for how much they were holding. When a girl fills a 20oz cup, I can go back to the beginning of the video and imagine her with a bladder that full and think about what was going through her mind. Or how much longer she could have held it. I don't l

I'm sure it's harmless. Just have to clean and dry it. When I went through a divorce several years ago, I considered getting one, but never did.

Early on in my first marriage, when I was trying to convince my ex-wife of how much fun and hot this could be, I tried something similar. We were upstairs on our computers. I'd been drinking beer, and brought an empty 2L bottle of soda with me. I held until it would be next to impossible to hold more, and emptied into the bottle. I don't remember how full it was. She wasn't impressed. Talk about ruining the fun...

I brought it up to my ex-wife early on in the marriage. It didn't go very well, and she used it against me later. Except for this forum, I haven't bothered to tell anybody. The thing with my ex started on the honeymoon. We spent a couple days at a resort. After dinner one night on the way back to our cabin, we went the the bathrooms and she (I guess jokingly) asked me about going in with her. Since it was a public space, I wasn't up for it. I brought it up later on back at home. She seemed willing, but weeks later nothing happened. I only got her to go for me after her cousin's wedding. I

1) Taking too damned long for the payoff. Don't need 10 minutes of dancing and undressing to watch at most a 30 second piss. I don't mind the girl masturbating a little bit, but I don't need 10 minutes of it. That's not what I watch the videos for. If it's a shorter session where she really has a full bladder, it's a turn on. 2) Shaky cam, or the girl starts pissing and the camera pans to her chest or feet. Just show the piss leaving her vagina. Show the puddle later. 3) Like others said, fake desperation. Girl complaining she really has to go, and it's a dribble. I don't mind t

It all depends on the woman. Normally at work, I try not to think too much about it because I don't want to get improperly excited. If she's cute, I might save a mental image for later. But I remember one time, I saw two women outside the ladies room. One started dancing, threw her binder on a file cabinet, and ran in there. She's very petite, and I had to run to my desk and sit down for a little while...

I book aisle seats for the same reason. Every time I get a window seat and have to get up to take a leak, the person next to me is sleeping. My legs get restless too, so at least going to the lavatory lets me get up and move around a little bit. Sitting next to those girls must have been hot. I'd love to know how the middle one dealt with her bladder.

The best I've ever managed from drinking beer and holding it until it starts squirting out of me is about 850 ml in metric. Maybe a little more. I filled a 30oz Gatorade bottle.

I was born in the mid-70s. While there were magazines around (most of our dads had a stash we could break into) they weren't all the plentiful, and I don't remember many with pictures of girls pissing. I remember in the early 90s, I got a copy of a Hustler with a picture of a girl squatting down to piss. I held onto that issue (pissue?) for dear life! Mostly we just had to use our imaginations, or if we had any memories, we went with that. Or a splice. I'd think back to times I was around a girl squirming and talking about how bad she had to use the bathroom and let my imagination run wil

Doesn't everybody?

I don't have a constructive suggestion on how clubs could have worked. I joined a few, but after I picked the pictures I wanted clean, there wasn't much activity. There were a few specialized clubs, like Riley's "Small Bladders Club", but not much activity. For the most part, forums are an archaic medium, but this one still works. Or at least, there aren't other options I know of. I gave a suggestion for chat in another thread.

I'm exploring out of the few areas of the forum I usually participate in. I have a couple observations of chat: 1) It's only observable on the home page. 2) During the few times I see it, nothing really draws me into participating in it. It's possible if you could see and use it while in a thread, without leaving the thread, you'd get more participation in it. I get there's a direct link, so you could keep it open in another tab, but that can be more work than it's worth.