PissDude

Never done weed, but I am subject to "random" piss tests. The only random one I've had recently was in 2012. I had one when I switched jobs in 2016. I hated them when I was in the Navy in the 90's. They had to watch you very closely, and I got stage fright, even if I really had to whiz. Once I got out, the piss tests involved going into a private room. During the test I had in 2016, a fairly cute girl administered it to me. I sort of wished I had the courage to ask her to go into the private bathroom with me, and ask if she might need a piss break. But I didn't.

Usually, once I "blow my wad" I lose interest and walk away. I made it 3 hours before letting my first bit out, and I had a bunch behind it.

I'm starting to feel desperate, but it's at a point where it still feels good. Usually, once it crosses the boundary into just being uncomfortable, I let some out to bring it back down. But if I were doing anything else, I would have run to the bathroom a while ago.

I've been up over two hours, had 3 cups of coffee, some water, and two vodka and cokes. I'm starting to feel the need to relieve myself. I hung myself over the sink and relaxed, and felt that "I'm totally going to piss" feeling spread all the way down my dick. Then I stopped and got another drink.

3rd cup of coffee is done. Getting more urgent, but not enough to have to let some out yet. I'm going to have some vodka and Coke. The alcohol desensitizes me some, so I can last longer. My favorite drink for filling up is beer, but I don't have any and was too lazy to go out and get some this morning.

Been up over an hour, and I'm brewing my 3rd cup of coffee. I did another round of teasing, but nothing happened, even though if I were stuck in traffic with this load in my bladder, I'd start to worry.

I'll try to keep up with this for a while. I've tried to journal my experiences of filling my bladder up, but when I go back and read them it does nothing for me. I'll see how this goes. I woke up about half an hour ago. While I would normally have taken a leak, I have the house to myself today so I just went and made coffee. My second cup is almost finished. When I'm filling up, sometimes I like to "tease" myself. I'll rub the head of my dick in a circular motion because for whatever reason, that increases the feeling that I have to take a leak. I also hang myself over either the to

I love the show "Bar Rescue". In some of the all-female bars, where they drink constantly, I've wondered how bad they all have to piss.

That felt so good. We got back in the car and started driving. I started drinking my coffee and offered some to my friend. Then we hit traffic. It didn't move for a while. I started to realize, after all that, I have got to relieve my bladder again! There's no way! I already pissed so much. I can't admit to my friend that I have to pee already. But I can't fool myself. It's starting to hurt, and there won't be a public bathroom for hours at this rate. And I don't think I can make it 15 minutes.

Too bad she's gone. I've been curious about how much women need to hold it to film pissing videos.

@Riley , I've never been with a redhead, but I've heard they're wild.

I agree. I like when the pictures look real, like "I can't hold this piss anymore, and I don't care who sees it!"

Even when they know you're into pissing, if they aren't, it's hard to work out. I confessed to my ex-wife that women pissing turned me on, but even in 12 years of marriage, she only did it a handful of times and that was in the first few years. At one point, I lost my job and have to move a few states away to support the family. My ex's family had to move in with us before that. She called me one night, and it should have been a turn-on but the marriage was almost over. For whatever reason, she went out with her parents for dinner and even though they should have had keys to the house, sh

When I was in high school in the early 90's, a friend and his girlfriend didn't have classes the last hour of the day. My 2nd to last class was near the parking lot, so I'd usually meet them before they left and I went to my last class. At least one time I met her first before he showed up. She was dancing and had a pained expression. I asked what was wrong. She said "I have to go pee really bad!" We were literally standing next to the bathrooms, so I mentioned they were right there. She said she'd be OK, but was still dancing. Then my friend showed up, and they left for her car to head to her

Not my story, but something I remember a friend telling me. When I was in the Navy, a friend on my first ship told me a story. He was responsible for the ship's training room, and a female E-6 told him she had to do a maintenance spot check on him. He pulled a maintenance card for a deck drain. She watched him perform the maintenance on it, until the end which called for pouring water down the drain to verify it would actually drain. But he didn't bring water. She asked him what he planned to do. He told her "I guess I could piss in it." She nodded. So he whipped out his dick an

@Riley , good try. Letting a little off doesn't mean just a little squirt. When I have time to enjoy it, sometimes I have to let about half my bladder go. The trick is to not let it all out; but to let enough out that you can control it but still have something in your bladder that you'll feel soon. I can't get on here all that much, but tomorrow I have the house to myself, so maybe I'll try this live thread for how I do things.

Virginia

I don't keep up on pop culture, but from what I know, Miley is the one I'd piss on. Based only on those pictures, Shakira could piss on me, but she'd have to hold it a looooong time to make it worth it. Anybody else got more Miley public pissing pictures? That should be a neat collection.

Never been with a squirter, but everything I've read says the "squirting" is piss. Some guys I've known claim to have had sex with squirters and say it isn't. I have no experience. But I've always wondered what it would be like to be having sex with a woman who loses control of her bladder. Other than the mess, I imagine it would feel very warm and be a turn on.

I sure do enjoy the beauty. As much as I like pictures of women pissing, sometimes the pictures of them naked work my imagination more. I try to imagine the woman is really full and has to go. Like, as soon as the pictures are done, she'll either run to the bathroom, or even not make it there and either piss where she's laying or standing.

Assuming it's short term, like a day or part of a day, if I could transform into a woman I'd mostly see how women feel playing with themselves, especially when they need to relieve themselves. I know what works for myself pretty well, but I've been curious how things work for women. When a woman has to pee, does it feel good to rub her own labia, or urethra, or clitoris? Boobs? I'd play around with that kind of thing, and various holding strategies like crossing legs, pushing hand up against urethra, opening legs and trying to hold it by will, etc. I'd also experiment with various ways of

Not sure what MDH is, but for PornHub and some others, I use a Flash Video Downloader extension. Works for at least Chrome and Opera.

Sorry I missed this one. But with my other obligations, sometimes I can only get on this forum a few times a month.

When I was in the Navy, I hated the "piss test". Somebody had to observe you, which gave me stage fright. After I got out, it got a lot easier. They give you a bottle and send you into a private toilet. Much easier. Few of these are memorable, except for the last one, about two and a half years ago for my current job. I had to get an appointment. I drank a bunch of coffee before I left. By the time I was ready to leave, I started to question whether or not I could make the drive plus a possible wait if they were late. I let what I figured to be about half of my bladder out before I left s

Do you have a link to the collection on Imgur?