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Cuckoo42

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  1. Many years ago i used to be able to pee with a hard on. it was a little difficult to get going, but if it was the first pee of the day, it would come whether you wanted it to or not. I remember peeing in the bath and finding myself pissing over the wall at the other end, huge arc, only achievable with a stiffy 🙂
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    why is she sat on the toilet with the lid down ?
  3. Back in student days, the loos at the students union always had a queue of girls outside, they were using the cubicles.
  4. Mumsnet has a few threads on this behavioural instances. A lot of the responses are pointing towards get the child to a doctor/psychologist because they're not behaving properly
  5. Sounds a sensible idea, as i agree with your reasoning, a love or hot gives a stronger sense of support/agreement/enjoyment than just a like.
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    Slits...

    https://xmissy.nl/item/195251/close-up-2
  7. Sorry but this is only one piece of paper lol congrats on reaching this milestone
  8. https://thisvid.com/videos/bee-pissing/ https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bedc4b10e36f https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a18e8980d188 https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bedc4b10e36f https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aa6ad5bc0a88 https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c5ea7cb64c22
  9. Watch this beautiful girl with a stunning body rub her simply perfect shaved cameltoe pussy. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d28919a0456c
  10. Can't really say i have a favourite movie star, but if i had to break it down, it would probably go something like this For action films, my favourite is probably jason statham. But action films have so many stars, he is up there with bruce lee, jackie chan, Steven seagal, sly stallone, bruce willis, arnie, matt damon, colin farrell, vin diesel etc. the list goes on. Agree about clint eastwood, his roles have been varied, but more often very serious roles which have suited him. He wouldnt have suited roles like james bond, with a tongue in cheek comedy. Have never really been a
  11. If your talent is winding up Democratz, you might be Donald Trump....🤣
  12. Surely as a man you'd make him do the helicopter..
  13. In my imagination, i'm as quick on the draw as Gene Wilder.
  14. When he wonders where his pillow has gone, then he gets a text " I TOOK SOMETHING OF YOURS"... i hope you'll wash it before you give it back lol
  15. The Talking Clock...... A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. 'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked. 'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied. 'A talking clock?' 'Seriously?' asked his astonished friend. 'Yup,' replied the drunk. 'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it. 'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. .
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