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Rewatching the Due South series right now.

Very much so. You'd think if there's not much traffic around at 7am, they wouldnt need the siren, sometimes i think they do it just to piss people off.

I had this very vivid, but odd, dream last night. Sorry the details are hazy, you know how dreams are. Funny thing is, i had this dream without even having had thoughts about this girl or this situation.. Anyway, enjoy it. I was in a shop, with not many people in, mostly girls. Suddenly a blonde girl says loudly to her friends, " Jesus, i need to piss!" All her friends laughed and the group carried on around the store. Then a couple of minutes later i hear the blonde girl say "I REALLY need to piss!! Anybody want to be pissed on right here right now?" Well of

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for me, dont know. For my ex girlfriend, exactly 60 seconds at a constant but slow trickle. I was hugely impressed.

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Distracted, surely?

A sofa

scientific calculator with solar panel at the top.

yes, i see that now too, nice one

My first instinct was that it is diabetic blood test strips because of the gold bit at the bottom. Then i thought that would be far too difficult. Having looked at it differently, i am seeing a lead of some sort, maybe a USB or HDMI. Am i closer?

Black and white Pencils with white eraser tops

Rubiks Cube?

no. You would jeopardise your relationship with both of them, they will likely fall out with each other very quickly. I assume you wouldnt want that to happen.

did you pee in that lift?

if you've got any of the smaller file cabinets on rollers, try moving one over a bit, make a puddle where it was, then move it back.

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maybe get yourself a cheap refillable drinks bottle from the supermarket, unscrew the top you've got a decent sized aperture, and a decent capacity (usually 500-700 ml)

It's a long story, i cant help thinking ive read it before. DId you ever post this on Literotica?

You are a beautiful woman, with a fantastic body.