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I did a wee in a sink today! Although I couldnt photograph myself going, I did manage a shot of what I produced!

I must admit to placing my hand beneath me whilst urinating on a toilet. It's the flow of warm pee that I like. I've done this mainly in the privacy of my own home, but also in public conveniences. I've also started to do it on my morning run, when the weather is nice and warm, and I find my usual quiet spot behind a sheltered copse. I have tasted my pee too, licking my hand, smelling it, before wiping it with toilet paper, and washing them of course. Although on my run I take a packet of wet-wipes to clean up afterwards. Would like to hear if anyone else does it or has tried it, if so in what

Just a quick notice to say that 2 things happened tonight: There was a technical glitch that meant the site didn't have enough memory to function as usual. Due the large number of people on the site at the time, it meant there was only enough memory for a limited number of people at a time, which created the effect of the site temporarily working and then appearing to run extremely slowly. This has been fixed. An update to the latest version of the software was carried out. Ironically, after all the speed issues earlier, this update contained numerous features that should improv

The festival runs from late March to mid-May (2019 dates: 21st March – 19th May 2019) and depending on when you visit you’ll see different flowers in bloom. The festival is located south of Amsterdam in the small town of Lisse. It seems wonderful! Has anyone here ever been to this event? 😉

Hello. I'd like to introduce myself. I am Reginald. I'm clever, witty, and quite handsome (or at least I think so). And oh yes, one other thing - I'm a dragon. More correctly, I should say I 'was' a dragon. I am writing this long before you were born. I would venture to say it is long before your grandparents were born. As I look down across the meadow to the nearby village I see a simpler time than I can imagine by time these words are read. A most beautiful and somewhat magical time. My village (actually not mine per se but the humans') is not more than a cluster of log built homes with

when you’re waiting to make coffee, but also need a tampon, the kitchen is as good a place as any, right?

I do this a lot. I love the feeling of my warm wee on my hands after desperately needing to go🙂

As I have said before, I’m a sad old fart. When I was “married”, the sex life between the old witch and I was more like pandas – only when she wanted babies, and then in the dark, missionary, and she’d close her eyes and grit her teeth. When I finally broke off from that stale relationship, I wanted my willy to be pounded. So I got a “male masterbater”. It isn’t like a lady’s pussy; you just stick your willy in, and it just vibrates. I call it my “Willy Wacker” 😃 [I would put a picture here but it says exactly where it came from 😢 ] Thing is, a couple of nights ago, I had

@Admin Thanks for all the work you put into this place and for giving so many a place they can call home. Also thank you for fixing the latest problems, you do an amazing job running this place. 🙂

I can do 7 any time. 2 may require an empty house though lol

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/ME-peeing-in-the-toilet-2

I'm about to be in the car for 4 hours as a passenger😬😬😬😬 I can already feel my bladder wanting to quit. I'm wearing black jeans shorts and a black T-shirt. I couldn't find a good photo online and this is the closest I got.

You sure filled that cup hahahah. Good work

I've never been. Someday I want to go see it. My mom plants tulips every year

I love cumming on my wifes boobs haha

I thought u were serious at first😂😂

this is part two of sarah's pee adventures, find part two here: https://peefans.com/topic/11859-sarahs-soaked-shorts-durians-first-attempt-at-peerotica/ Sarah opened the door to her hotel room, set her bag down on the floor, and let the door slam shut behind her. She inhaled deeply, smelling the scent of the room, the unfamiliar scent of the carpets and bedding, and also the scent of something more personal... her wet shorts. Sarah had decided to check in with her pissed-in shorts still on, the wet patch being somewhat dry now, but still damp. Had the lobby not been totally empty, sh

The Thin White Duke at his very best! A true live recording, no overdubs, the real deal!

Oh Nancy, this entire story is so wonderfully and vividly told. What a wonderful time you and Alex have together.

Well said sir, well said

Will has inspired more people than he will ever know

Haven't seen that one, I will look around. The thing about the recipes I did was that they weren't just "Add this, a pinch of that, then strain the greens" etc. They were almost like short stories, and I liked to keep them humorous. I do have a few favourites and would love to share them with all the friends here, but a "Cookery thread" on a pee forum? Hmmm 🤔

The Bake Off was just a twinkle in a producer's eye when I went for Masterchef - it was the second series after its rebirth. But to be honest, although I have done a fair amount of cakey and puddingy stuff, I much prefer savoury. Toad-In-The-Hole?? I'll stick anything in the hole 😂

I mean I'm a girl and sometimes I pee standing up😂😂😜

It's the core, Speedy You have all you need becuase you are a great man But here in Europe… brave people like you have a harder life… people are… isolated in themselves… to cuddle them and lure them out of their retreat, it needs love… the Grid exists for that… and is the reason I am here...

Ouch, delightful… Thank you for telling us… Love you...

Thank you for your words I Always considered you both sensitive and manly alike You know how much I like you... For the wastebin ahahahahah I pissed in many, both empty and with stuff in them, mainly at parties where I could not pee directly on the floor And about Birb999, that girl is amazing You guys can't yet understand what she is gonna give us all…

Yes it feels better, but to be fair, I could probably have held on to the end of the call, although that was more fun and a bit like @spywareonya, I don't believe in my bladder controlling me - I aim not to be in a desperate situation so I found a solution before it became a problem. The only times I get really desperate are generally when I want to get desperate to enjoy the feelings, but more often than not I will find somewhere to pee even when a toilet is not an option. I would love to see you squatted over a bin @chubbybirb999 I expect that you may not be able to do it as quietly

Well done on the quick thinking! I’ve peed in waste bins before, lol, but probably never as subtly as you 🙂 that must feel better!

I might have to pee and i might not be going to the toilet xD

Me too😂 I have one built into my photos app

Im dying to pee right now , I feel like im about to erupt i have to pee so bad. Im going to measure soon

Quote and agree wholeheartedly Riley is very sensitive and never likes to do clumsy things But our contributions are Always well received

"Willy Wanker" did pass my mind, but it doesn't actually wank the willy, it just vibrates and wacks the top of it. Sperm??? I was vasectomised a long time ago. I would love to tell you the circumstances, but another story! I am on the look-out. I have a good circle of friends, but you can't just go up to someone and say "Can I pee all over you" 😂

@spywareonya, if you ever became a nun, this would be so you.... Hahahaha.

I can control mine, its fairly easy for me to shut off the flow once I've started it haha

I was terrified about daring to make the same question as Steve HAHAHAHAHAHAHA So your pee doesn't freeze? phew… I feared that it could become ice during the expulsion, and back-fire, or better said back-froze, directly into your bladder, making you EXPLODE