Say we are lovers, (stop laughing) and we get a tad drunk 1 night, and you have an accident in my bed. I refuse to change the sheets because I like the smell of your "territory." Would you consider this a compliment? Would it encourage you to repeat it?

Yeah I have found llama better than mistral for this by far. If I ask I give it nearly no direction at first it will usually creat situations it would otherwise not like me to request even. Have also found that saying "the story would be funnier if ..." Gets me a response easier than just asking for an adjustment that it might shut down.

I always pee in my hotel room, never using the toilet to pee. Whenever I'm traveling for work or vacation, I save up my pee whenever possible for when I get back to the room. I like carpeted rooms, so I can walk around the room while pissing all over the carpet. I'll do it for days, and have never been charged extra. When I have to go during the night, I'll pee off the side of my bed in the dark, or stand somewhere in the room in the dark and piss, without being able to see what I'm pissing on. I've also pissed on the beds, but without soaking them too much. Some day I'd like to release my full bladder of yellow piss into the unprotected bed.

I've been pissing in my bedroom again (not in the closet). I sat on my bedroom carpet and released my full bladder a few minutes ago. I just relaxed, and without stopping, pissed it all in one spot.

I was very drunk at a house party once and the home owner refused to open the bathroom door to let me pee in the bathroom sink or shower. I certainly wasn’t going to pee my pants. So I peed on her bedroom floor. And definitely was not the only person to deposit a puddle in there.