Post about your pee!

[jmatthews1995 3,644]

Well, I thought I would try something fun that someone suggested. I got myself super desperate (close to exploding) and then stood in front of the toilet. I know I usually pee for 45 seconds, so I set a timer on my phone for 25 seconds.

As soon as I started peeing, I started the count down. The second the count down finished I had to quickly tuck in penis and flick my waist band of my black joggers back up. Forcing my poor bladder muscles to clamp shut was seriously difficult. As I slid my little guy back into my boxers I could feel the flow subside, but a large leak escaped and made a big wet patch on the front. Luckily it's not too bad that it soaked through both layers much, so I'm going to sit and watch tv on the sofa and let it dry. 😄

I might do the same again soon as I have only emptied half my bladder and I'm sure I'll need it again before bed.

[jmatthews1995 3,644]

1 hour ago, jmatthews1995 said:

Well, I thought I would try something fun that someone suggested. I got myself super desperate (close to exploding) and then stood in front of the toilet. I know I usually pee for 45 seconds, so I set a timer on my phone for 25 seconds.

As soon as I started peeing, I started the count down. The second the count down finished I had to quickly tuck in penis and flick my waist band of my black joggers back up. Forcing my poor bladder muscles to clamp shut was seriously difficult. As I slid my little guy back into my boxers I could feel the flow subside, but a large leak escaped and made a big wet patch on the front. Luckily it's not too bad that it soaked through both layers much, so I'm going to sit and watch tv on the sofa and let it dry. 😄

I might do the same again soon as I have only emptied half my bladder and I'm sure I'll need it again before bed.

Dry now 😄

[WetMart 1,125]

Sounds like you were really desperate, must have been such a relief to just let go.

[Sexismygod 1,782]

This isn't an uncommon thing for me but it's fresh on my mind from this morning so I thought I'd share it.

My day started as usual with a quick loo break before getting my first coffee and sitting down to see what was happening in the world and play a few pointless games on my iPad.  I was soon on my second coffee and a quick bite, with a side of orange juice.  At this point I came to PeeFans to see what was happening here ... and time passed.  At this point I was quite horny and feeling the effects of my coffee.  It was also time to take a shower and get on with my day.

The hot shower felt good and I considered having a quick wank but decided I wanted to have some pee fun.  My penis responded quickly to some gentle stroking and I soon had a nice stiffie.  Then it was time to relax.  After short while I began to pee, the flow going almost straight up.  I directed the flow onto my chest and enjoyed the warm liquids spraying up from my cock as the hot water fell down on my head to wash it all away. It was bliss.

Theres nothing better than pissing on yourself through a hard cock ... unless it's doing it under a nice hot shower.

I really should do it more often but you have to be in the mood 😎

[Boystoiletlover 43]

On 4/24/2017 at 4:31 PM, wee wee girl 1 said:

I had a long wee wee this morning at work. I held on for hours. I waited until there was a queue for the ladies and stood in line squeezing my lips together. I felt little trickles dripping into my panties. I felt horny and my pussy was wet. When I got to it I had a long glorious wee. I spread myself wide open to feel it splattering. It was a loud wee. I loved it!

I bet someone thought “wow that girl has to go”!

no stopping a girl when she needs to go to toilet!

[Bacardi 10,109]

Did something new today. I peed into the bath tub from standing outside of it lol. I was waiting for the shower water to warm up and was pretty desperate for a pee. The toilet was right there but that's boring. Just propped my leg up on the tub, aimed, and let loose. It was a lot of fun!

[glad1 2,831]

3 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Did something new today. I peed into the bath tub from standing outside of it lol. I was waiting for the shower water to warm up and was pretty desperate for a pee. The toilet was right there but that's boring. Just propped my leg up on the tub, aimed, and let loose. It was a lot of fun!

Hope this becomes a habit.

In my previous house, I used to stand in the shower and aim at the back wall of the tub, at least ten feet away. 

[Tigerlily 251]

Earlier today I was in the store looking for a shirt that had caught my eye a few days ago. I was quite desperate and realized with an armful of tops to try on that I could fulfill a fantasy of mine. After trying on all the tops, I selected a black and white checkered crop top with long sleeves that I just didn’t like on me. I pulled down my jeans and panties with the sound of people all around in other dressing rooms and right outside. I held the sleeve up to my pussy and tried to relax. Even though I was desperate I didn’t get more than a tiny spot. Disappointed, I tried again, this time getting a large wet spot that soaked through both sides of the sleeve. I took it back with me and placed it back on the rack for someone to find 😈. My only regret is I didn’t video tape it!

[Kupar 13,322]

3 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Did something new today. I peed into the bath tub from standing outside of it lol. I was waiting for the shower water to warm up and was pretty desperate for a pee. The toilet was right there but that's boring. Just propped my leg up on the tub, aimed, and let loose. It was a lot of fun!

Yay! I'm glad you enjoyed it @Bacardi. Definitely worth trying out these new things from time to time 🙂. Thanks for writing about it x

[Geepee9 457]

Yesterday my Wife after waking up came into the bathroom as I was standing at the toilet and said "hurry up I can't wait" so I said "you can either share or use the bath" so she reversed up to the bath and bent over not sitting on it and unleashed a massive yellow torrent backwards and straight over the side. She said "you'd better clean that up then"😃

[Ms. Tito 2,388]

I just went swimming at my grandparents today and I had to pee while I was in the pool. Not wanting to track water inside, I went over to the back of their shed and peed. I think that will be my go to method for when I need to pee while swimming in a pool. 

[Trevor99 105]

Went to the rec center pool this morning after my workout and had a small pee in there. Nothing too much

[CarioDaFur 99]

Had a nice pee at the gym tonight, had been drinking a lot of water throughout my workout which lasted about an hour. Went and let loose in the locker room after.

[Boystoiletlover 43]

On 6/22/2021 at 4:32 PM, Sophie said:

A few minutes ago I arrived home from work bursting for a wee. As soon as I walked through the door I kicked off my heels and ran up the stairs to the bathroom, I hadn't even said hello to my husband and kids yet. I burst into the bathroom, wriggled my skirt up over my hips, and tore down my thong while sitting in one motion.

As soon as my buns hit the seat I started peeing heavily, it was shooting forward and jetting against the porcelain with a hiss because I was just perched on the front of the seat, ricocheting off the bowl and spraying my thighs and backside so I slid backwards a little while still peeing, a loud tinkle filling the room. It felt amazing to finally empty my bladder, that wonderful empty feeling taking over as the pain subsided. I peed for quite a while and got myself some toilet paper as the last drips fell from my labia. I reached between my legs and wiped then used some more to dry my bum and thighs. 

Finally clean I pulled up my thong as I stood and pulled down my skirt before flushing the toilet and washing my hands. I feel so so much better! 

Girl I know that relief! I bet it felt absolutely heavenly to sit on the toilet and start urinating when you just couldn’t hold it anymore! I love the way you described it, I’m sitting here hard as a rock now 🙂

[Boystoiletlover 43]

Just had a lovely long yellow morning wee, pissing out of my bedroom window onto the slabs below! I was bursting, it was steamy, my penis was stiff and now I feel like a different boy! Lovely sound of splatter splatter on the floor 😃 

[Bubbajay 23]

I can't sit through a movie without having to pee. So one day I took some doggie pads placed them in my cloth covered chair and watched a movie. Sure enough I had to go. I tried to hold it for as long as I could but it was just to much it came pouring out filled my pants with pee. I upped three times during the movie I was soaked with pee. Next time I'll try using a diaper see how many times I can pee in that. Oh the love of pee

[Maggie_555 1,620]

On 7/17/2021 at 10:11 PM, Trevor99 said:

Went to the rec center pool this morning after my workout and had a small pee in there. Nothing too much

Good to hear you peed in the rec center pool Trevor99, but I wish you'd had a big pee there instead!  Please promise me you'll hold for as long as can next time - then emptying your bladder while in the pool so it all goes into the water.  

[gottapee87 71]

I'm currently about to pee my pants even though I set myself a goal of going at least another hour and 45 minutes without peeing. I'll never make it, but the relief is going to be amazing whenever I let all this out.

[Kupar 13,322]

9 hours ago, gottapee87 said:

I'm currently about to pee my pants even though I set myself a goal of going at least another hour and 45 minutes without peeing. I'll never make it, but the relief is going to be amazing whenever I let all this out.

Hope it was as good as you were expecting!

[Guest UnabashedUser]

On 7/20/2021 at 1:38 AM, Boystoiletlover said:

I’m sitting here hard as a rock now

Sophie's writing has the same effect on me.  As long as you're on the can, might as well get yourself off right?

[Guest UnabashedUser]

It's Sunday Morning in West Texas, USA and time for a long pee off the back patio deck,

Just because I can.

[gldenwetgoose 21,466]

Debatable whether this should go in the Men Peeing section or whether it belongs here...  there's a few other guys already christened this topic though, or at least sprinkled with holy water.

All of that said, this is a very tame little tale though - yesterday I was out and about in the open air from lunchtime until evening, so it would have been rude not to, right?

I've posted before about being involved in a local country fair type event and yesterday we had a working day on the fields and an open air committee meeting after.  During the day there were maybe 8-10 of us about, doing different bits of jobs.  I'd arrived with a big thermal mug of coffee and also had a couple of bottles of fizzy drinks during the day too.  Being a working day rather than the event itself we didn't have any toilets out, so it was just a case of finding a quiet corner when needed.  Plenty of hedgerows to be watered and that sort of thing.

The most enjoyable pee though was when I walked over to my car to get some tools out, and decided that whilst I was there my need was great enough to justify a pee.  I contemplated walking to the corner of the large storage shed / barn (which I did when there were more people and some kids about later).   As it was though, I realised the nearest of the team were at least 100m away and the only lady present(*) was out of site at the other side of a smaller shed across the field.  Hence I was just able to unzip and let a refreshing stream arc to the ground.  Just for those that appreciate it, I made sure it was a completely hands-free release once I'd unzipped and pulled out. Once finished and shaken, I zipped up, checking that nobody had come into sight.

 

(*) You may remember me mentioning the fair before and one of the staff, a young curvy lady, straight talking and made no secret of telling people about her own toilet arrangements when on the field. Behind the barn is a fenced off opening into a thicket of trees except for an opening just wide enough to squeeze through.  I've never found tissues in there, but have it on good authority that is the spot.

Following on, later in the day my bro-in-law, sis-in-law arrived with my little niece and nephew.  Niece (who is primary school age) complained she needed a wee, so I pointed my sister-in-law to the barn and explained about taking her into the thicket.  Her comment was 'sounds like you know that spot well' and yes, I did confirm I've visited it regularly during our working and leisure time on the field.  I've no idea if my sis-in-law also took advantage whilst there...

[Kupar 13,322]

41 minutes ago, PixieRyder said:

2:00 AM in the yard pee

My sleep pattern is very broken. I was wide awake just before two this morning.

I sort of got dressed (flowy gauze skirt, tee shirt, flip flops and nothing else/giggle).  Walked across yard to bin to take some trash out. Very nice out - hint of breeze and neighborhood was quiet and dark. Perfect night to sit on patio for a bit while sipping ice water with a lime wedge.

After a short time the water started moving through me and I reached the delightful point of needing to pee but not desperate.  Perfect time to reach under my skirt for a few touches.

A few more sips and I am ready. I had already picked out an overgrown area that is well hidden at night. Both my urgency and excitement were growing. I squirmed a little with anticipation and realized I was quickly approaching the point of no return desperation. Reached under my skirt when I stood up and felt a few drops of pee escape to my fingers. Allowed some dribbles of pee escape as I walked quickly to my chosen hiding place. 

I can't fully squat because of old knees but arrange myself in sort of a half standing posture while tucking my skirt up.  A bit more fingering  ( uh oh a bit too much as pee starts escaping over my hand) I relax with a huge sigh of contentment as my pee escapes to the ground. Too dark to see the aftermath but it feels fantastic to be empty again.

Lovely description - thanks!

[Sophie 24,371]

I went for a run earlier and hopped in the shower afterwards. I had just ran 10k and I was rather sweaty! I gave my husband a kiss after he greeted me and then went upstairs to the bathroom. I took off my t-shirt and bra, followed by my running shorts and finally my socks before stepping into the shower, the water cool but not cold. I was roasting! I began washing myself and after about a minute I started peeing, I had drank plenty of water and seemingly not all of it was lost as sweat. I just let it happen, not even looking at it as it flowed out of me and trickled down my legs and after about 5-10 seconds I finished and cleaned myself down there with a wet hand before continuing with my shower. 

Short and sweet, but I hope you enjoyed my little story. 

[Kupar 13,322]

3 minutes ago, Sophie said:

I went for a run earlier and hopped in the shower afterwards. I had just ran 10k and I was rather sweaty! I gave my husband a kiss after he greeted me and then went upstairs to the bathroom. I took off my t-shirt and bra, followed by my running shorts and finally my socks before stepping into the shower, the water cool but not cold. I was roasting! I began washing myself and after about a minute I started peeing, I had drank plenty of water and seemingly not all of it was lost as sweat. I just let it happen, not even looking at it as it flowed out of me and trickled down my legs and after about 5-10 seconds I finished and cleaned myself down there with a wet hand before continuing with my shower. 

Short and sweet, but I hope you enjoyed my little story. 

I did indeed 🙂 Told with your customary skill and attention to the little details; I love it! And good to hear you're straight back to 10k distance 🙂