Post about your pee!

[Kupar 12,377]

23 minutes ago, ukpeegirl86 said:

My favourite thing is carpet peeing however I don’t like peeing on my own carpet due to the cleanup and risk of smell. I get these massive urges every so often to pee on carpet though. It will sometimes reach the point where I can’t help myself. Tonight I decided to address the urge. I live in a block of flats and we have carpeted hallways and stairways, industrial carpet, heavy duty stuff. Wearing a black dress with no knickers I went down the first flight of stairs to the landing and I stood beside the open window. Listening to the rain falling outside I opened my legs into a wide stance and began to piss downwards from a standing position onto the carpet. I’d really needed to go and I left a puddle around 30cm in diameter. Initially it pooled on the surface of the carpet and it quickly absorbed, showing little sign that I’d just stood and emptied my full bladder onto the carpeted floor. 

Wonderful! I hope your massive urge to pee on a carpet was satisfied in a very pleasurable way 😊 

[ukpeegirl86 2,974]

When I left for work early this morning I couldn’t resist having another carpet pee in the same spot I used last night. I left very early and there was nobody else around so on my way out I stopped on the first landing in the corner, but this time I pulled down my knickers and positioned myself in a low squat. I pissed all over the carpet once again. I really do love the buzz of pissing in places I shouldn’t.

[radu 125]

6 hours ago, ukpeegirl86 said:

When I left for work early this morning I couldn’t resist having another carpet pee in the same spot I used last night. I left very early and there was nobody else around so on my way out I stopped on the first landing in the corner, but this time I pulled down my knickers and positioned myself in a low squat. I pissed all over the carpet once again. I really do love the buzz of pissing in places I shouldn’t.

I'd love to see a stain on the carpet from your pee. After your peeing, there was no smell in the stairwell?

Edited July 1, 2022 by radu

[jmatthews1995 3,465]

Got home bursting to pee. Forced my poor bladder to hold it through a whole shower. Got dressed, went to the bathroom. Let a big spurt go into my boxers and then relieved myself as normal. Damp patch is drying nicely. 😄

[Eliminature 5,107]

A few Sundays ago, Mr E and I visited a local pub to mark the anniversaries of the deaths of Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones and Jim Morrison of the Doors. We were in the beer garden, listening to the live music inside and watching them through the pub window. Well, I drank rather more than was good for me and because there were quite a number of people milling about, I left finding a discreet place to pee (which I'd had every intention of doing from the start) a little bit late.

Well, by the time I made a move, I actually had to consciously clamp my sphincter closed; my bladder had three beers in it and it was screaming! I briskly walked to the end of the street, as well as I was able, and I thought of going into a small, dark corner just behind the ring road/expressway but I realised I wasn't going to make it that far.

I checked that the street was deserted, lifted my black mini dress and released a glistening arc into the foot high grass/weeds at the inner edge of the pavement. A thick, clear stream. The evening light caught the drops, making them glint. I then dropped my skirt and walked back to the pub for more beer.

I paid for the indulgence the next day with a bloody awful hangover! 

[Kupar 12,377]

8 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I paid for the indulgence the next day with a bloody awful hangover! 

Needs the care emoji too Eli 🤗. Thanks for the post ... I can picture the scene 😊

[Bacardi 9,120]

I took a gamble today. 

Was showering when I noticed i didn't have a towel. I shouted for hubby to grab me one but as i was standing half out if the shower i realized i needed a pee. I sort of let go automatically but realized i shouldn't cause hubby was on his way with my towel. He eventually got me one but once I was alone i decided i couldn't hold it and wanted to have some fun lol. With one foot in the tub and one out i peed with the hope that most of it would end up in the tub, but unfortunately that wasn't the case 🤣 most of it trickled down the side of the tub and onto the floor, but that was alright. Clean up was easy and it was no big deal.

Edited July 21, 2022 by Bacardi

[Kupar 12,377]

4 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I took a gamble today. 

Was showering when I noticed i didn't have a towel. I shouted for hubby to grab me one but as i was standing half out if the shower i realized i needed a pee. I sort of let go automatically but realized i shouldn't cause hubby was on his way with my towel. He eventually got me one but once I was alone i decided i couldn't hold it and wanted to have some fun lol. With one foot in the tub and one out i peed with the hope that most of it would end up in the tub, but unfortunately that wasn't the case 🤣 most of it trickled down the side of the tub and onto the floor, but that was alright. Clean up was easy and it was no big deal.

Ooh! That's a lovely mental image you have conjured up 😍. I'm glad you had some fun @Bacardi x

[chelseastorm 555]

I'm currently trying to drink and hold it for the next hour, I don't feel good but I just want to sit on the couch in my camper and piss and then nap

[durianfury 1,819]

18 minutes ago, chelseastorm said:

I'm currently trying to drink and hold it for the next hour, I don't feel good but I just want to sit on the couch in my camper and piss and then nap

Hope you feel better soon, and hope you enjoy that naughty piss!

[janny-ammerson 65]

On 7/22/2022 at 1:30 AM, chelseastorm said:

I'm currently trying to drink and hold it for the next hour, I don't feel good but I just want to sit on the couch in my camper and piss and then nap

Enjoy!

[Sophie 23,037]

I had another wonderful experience with my husband this morning. 

I woke up, climbed of bed and stumbled across the landing to the bathroom. I was about to sit down on the toilet but I got distracted by a scratch on my face, I have no idea how it happened, maybe from one of my finger nails in my sleep? Somehow I completely forgot about my full bladder and started brushing my teeth! A couple of minutes later my husband walked in, flipped up the toilet seat/lid and started peeing, a loud thundering stream... That reminded me! I actually started jiggling while stood at the sink, the urge had come back with a vengeance. 

Once Mark had finished I gave him a kiss and smiled as I pulled down the shorts I had slept in. "My turn!" I sat with my shorts at my knees and moments later a beautiful tinkle rang out, it felt so wonderful. Mark was watching me and I felt really beautiful, and I really enjoyed sharing a private moment with him. Sure it was only a wee, and he couldn't really see anything, but it felt special. I went for quite a while and took some toilet paper, reaching between my legs and wiping front to back while looking at Mark with a smile.

I stood up and flushed the toilet before wriggling my legs a little to make my shorts drop to the floor. Looking Mark in the eyes I reached for the bottom of my t-shirt and pulled it over my head before kissing him deeply, stepping out of my shorts. My hands went to his boxers as we kissed and I pulled them down, breaking the kiss with a smile and reaching over to turn on the shower. I kissed him softly a few more times before stepping in the shower with a grin, gesturing with my finger for him to join me. 

[Kupar 12,377]

4 minutes ago, Sophie said:

I had another wonderful experience with my husband this morning. 

I woke up, climbed of bed and stumbled across the landing to the bathroom. I was about to sit down on the toilet but I got distracted by a scratch on my face, I have no idea how it happened, maybe from one of my finger nails in my sleep? Somehow I completely forgot about my full bladder and started brushing my teeth! A couple of minutes later my husband walked in, flipped up the toilet seat/lid and started peeing, a loud thundering stream... That reminded me! I actually started jiggling while stood at the sink, the urge had come back with a vengeance. 

Once Mark had finished I gave him a kiss and smiled as I pulled down the shorts I had slept in. "My turn!" I sat with my shorts at my knees and moments later a beautiful tinkle rang out, it felt so wonderful. Mark was watching me and I felt really beautiful, and I really enjoyed sharing a private moment with him. Sure it was only a wee, and he couldn't really see anything, but it felt special. I went for quite a while and took some toilet paper, reaching between my legs and wiping front to back while looking at Mark with a smile.

I stood up and flushed the toilet before wriggling my legs a little to make my shorts drop to the floor. Looking Mark in the eyes I reached for the bottom of my t-shirt and pulled it over my head before kissing him deeply, stepping out of my shorts. My hands went to his boxers as we kissed and I pulled them down, breaking the kiss with a smile and reaching over to turn on the shower. I kissed him softly a few more times before stepping in the shower with a grin, gesturing with my finger for him to join me. 

Beautiful - as ever @Sophie!

[MC Cumzy 1,380]

2 hours ago, Sophie said:

I had another wonderful experience with my husband this morning. 

I woke up, climbed of bed and stumbled across the landing to the bathroom. I was about to sit down on the toilet but I got distracted by a scratch on my face, I have no idea how it happened, maybe from one of my finger nails in my sleep? Somehow I completely forgot about my full bladder and started brushing my teeth! A couple of minutes later my husband walked in, flipped up the toilet seat/lid and started peeing, a loud thundering stream... That reminded me! I actually started jiggling while stood at the sink, the urge had come back with a vengeance. 

Once Mark had finished I gave him a kiss and smiled as I pulled down the shorts I had slept in. "My turn!" I sat with my shorts at my knees and moments later a beautiful tinkle rang out, it felt so wonderful. Mark was watching me and I felt really beautiful, and I really enjoyed sharing a private moment with him. Sure it was only a wee, and he couldn't really see anything, but it felt special. I went for quite a while and took some toilet paper, reaching between my legs and wiping front to back while looking at Mark with a smile.

I stood up and flushed the toilet before wriggling my legs a little to make my shorts drop to the floor. Looking Mark in the eyes I reached for the bottom of my t-shirt and pulled it over my head before kissing him deeply, stepping out of my shorts. My hands went to his boxers as we kissed and I pulled them down, breaking the kiss with a smile and reaching over to turn on the shower. I kissed him softly a few more times before stepping in the shower with a grin, gesturing with my finger for him to join me. 

I have to say, I love how you manage to make such an erotic story out of even the most basic pees

[WetMart 985]

Lovely 

[gldenwetgoose 20,243]

Absolutely wonderful @Sophie - a joy to read as always.   Jealousy is one of my worst traits - I'm just jealous of the relationship you both enjoy lol.   But I love that you do and wouldn't wish it any other way.

[pussylover 63]

On 6/24/2022 at 10:33 AM, Eliminature said:

About two hours later (the coach was really delayed), we were finally making our way home from the bus station of our home city. I needed to release some more fluid. 

This time, I did it the normal way - well, normal for me, I guess. I found a diacreet corner, lifted my dress and released an arc of frothy pee against the wall whilst standing. It pooled and snaked onto the concrete below. When my bladder was empty, I had a little shake, dropped my skirt back into position and we walked on.

Do you shake with your hips or your fingers?

[Eliminature 5,107]

On 8/4/2022 at 6:03 AM, pussylover said:

Do you shake with your hips or your fingers?

Kind if bouncing up and down on the balls of my feet. I don't really need to do it - the stream shoots out cleanly and the female urethra is small enough not to retain liquid (usually). I like doing it, though. It feels rebellious; even if not strictly speaking necessary. 

[pussylover 63]

5 hours ago, Eliminature said:

Kind if bouncing up and down on the balls of my feet. I don't really need to do it - the stream shoots out cleanly and the female urethra is small enough not to retain liquid (usually). I like doing it, though. It feels rebellious; even if not strictly speaking necessary. 

Good to hear you've found a better way of doing it!  In videos of women peeing, if they shake it off, they twerk, whereas a man shakes his penis.  I've heard of women (who may have had penis envy) shaking their lips after peeing, when twerking may have been marginally more effective, although it's usually done for suggestive reasons.  I wasn't sure if you were more into the freedom or (masculine) fashion of peeing standing - sound like it's the former? 

[Mature Guy CT 3]

I peed in a container first thing in the morning. That's when I really have to go. Ended up being about 450 ml and I lied down in the tub and poured it all over myself Felt so good!

[jmatthews1995 3,465]

Rushed home from work. Stressing the entire way home as I left work with a really full bladder (I like to do this when I know my house mate is away). I managed to make it home (just).

I ran upstairs, quickly stripped off my work clothes and threw on a pair of swimming shorts.

I rushed down the stairs and out the back of the house before loosing all control and totally soaking my swim shorts and legs.

I've been sunbathing for the last hour or so now. My swim shorts are lovely and dry, and I've been drinking plenty to fill my poor bladder back up! 😁

[Lucylovestoholdherpee 515]

I had a cheeky wee and wank in the toilets today on the train. I filmed myself masturbating before trying to aim my pussy towards the toilet standing. It didn't really work unfortunately as it ended up dribbling down my leg. I finished pissing in the toilet all boringly lol

[Kupar 12,377]

3 hours ago, Lucylovestoholdherpee said:

I had a cheeky wee and wank in the toilets today on the train. I filmed myself masturbating before trying to aim my pussy towards the toilet standing. It didn't really work unfortunately as it ended up dribbling down my leg. I finished pissing in the toilet all boringly lol

Sounds like you had fun though Lucy 🙂. And ... practice makes perfect! Thanks for telling us about it ❤️

[Johnboy777 3,460]

On 7/12/2022 at 4:06 PM, Eliminature said:

A few Sundays ago, Mr E and I visited a local pub to mark the anniversaries of the deaths of Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones and Jim Morrison of the Doors. We were in the beer garden, listening to the live music inside and watching them through the pub window. Well, I drank rather more than was good for me and because there were quite a number of people milling about, I left finding a discreet place to pee (which I'd had every intention of doing from the start) a little bit late.

Well, by the time I made a move, I actually had to consciously clamp my sphincter closed; my bladder had three beers in it and it was screaming! I briskly walked to the end of the street, as well as I was able, and I thought of going into a small, dark corner just behind the ring road/expressway but I realised I wasn't going to make it that far.

I checked that the street was deserted, lifted my black mini dress and released a glistening arc into the foot high grass/weeds at the inner edge of the pavement. A thick, clear stream. The evening light caught the drops, making them glint. I then dropped my skirt and walked back to the pub for more beer.

I paid for the indulgence the next day with a bloody awful hangover! 

Would loved to have been with you when you peed.

[Sophie 23,037]

I climbed out of bed earlier and as I walked into the ensuite bathroom I felt the need to pee. I never wake up needing to go, it's always once I've stood up. Since I was about to have a shower anyway I skipped the toilet entirely. I stepped into the shower, began washing myself and about a minute later I started peeing, just letting it flow down my legs. I went for quite a while and once I finished I wiped myself with a soapy hand and finished cleaning myself.