Post about your pee!

[PrincessApricot 521]

On 5/27/2023 at 3:22 PM, kalle2020 said:

Did you pee through your panties or weren't you wearing any?  😉

I was not wearing any, as I’d just gotten out of bed 

[Sophie 24,410]

Just a quick story about my wee in the shower this morning.

I woke up for work this morning at my usual time and hit snooze on my alarm, it was too early, too dark and too cold to get out of bed. Ten minutes later my alarm went off again and I climbed out of bed, hitting snooze repeatedly is a dangerous game! As soon as I stood up the feeling of a full bladder hit me hard, I really needed to pee but for some reason, despite still being half asleep, I was actually looking forward to it. I felt excited, I felt naughty.

I had slept naked (sex with hubby last night 💖) and I opted to risk it and not put any clothes on, I would just be taking them off a couple of seconds later. So, with a full bladder I quickly but quietly dashed across the landing to the bathroom. I flicked on the light, closed the door behind me (but didn't lock it) and switched on the shower to warm up for a few seconds before I climbed in. I yawned loudly as I awoke from my slumber, standing with a hand between my legs as the sound of the water did my bladder no favours. I had been waiting for about 10 seconds when I decided it would have to do, I couldn't hold it for much longer.

I stepped into the shower, the water slightly cooler than I'd like but it wasn't cold and immediately relaxed the grip on my bladder. I didn't want to hold for a second longer than I needed to. I started peeing straight away, just drips for a couple of moments before I began a strong stream that darted to the side and hit my left leg. The relief felt wonderful, just letting it happen and not worrying about where it was going because I was in the shower. I started washing myself, feeling rather naughty about doing it while I was still peeing. My hands were not even anywhere near my stream but I was getting such a thrill from it.  Just the act of multitasking while peeing was turning me on so much. I could feel my legs getting wet as I moved about slightly but I didn't mind, I was getting washed anyway.

After about 15-20 seconds I looked down to watch as my stream died away, the strong stream fading to a trickle before stopping completely. I continued washing myself, just like I would normally, including "wiping" myself with my hand as I washed the rest of my body. About five minutes later I felt the need to pee again, I knew it would be small but it excited me. I stepped out from underneath the water, parted my legs slightly, looked down and let it happen. There was a weak dribble of wee for a few seconds that ran along the contours of my labia and down my leg before finishing with a couple of drips. I wiped myself again, finished washing myself and went about my day with a huge smile, knowing I had started it perfectly.

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

Wonderful.  Just a lovely description of something so natural that makes sitting on the toilet seem positively unnatural. 

And those last three sentences - definitely the cherry on top of the bun.

❤️

[Kupar 13,339]

I agree with @gldenwetgoose ... a beautiful description, as ever @Sophie. Thank you - this has put a big smile on my face 🙂 

[WetMart 1,128]

A wonderful description @Sophie a lovely way to start the day. 

[Alfresco 11,629]

Definitely a lovely experience @Sophie and as ever from you - beautifully described.

And I agree it seems pointless putting clothes on to take them again off seconds later.  I also think it doesn't make any sense to use the toilet if you are going in the shower anyway.   Far easier and more enjoyable to just let it happen whilst showering and savour the experience.   My wife isn't into pee, but she still bypasses the toilet if she is going into the shower, just seeing it as a convenient and sensible thing to do, but I get more enjoyment out of seeing it emerge from her and colour the water in the tray than she gets out of doing it.

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

Today was just the normal morning - Wake up, pee, coffee, browse Peefans for half an hour, shower, shave, brush teeth, get dressed and then put some laundry on before leaving for work.

Sorry, I got some of that in the wrong order.   Let me see...

• Woke up, needing to pee (obviously, doesn't everyone).
• Made a coffee and drank a glass of juice whilst waiting for it.
• Browsed Peefans doing some admin stuff, feeling the pressure growing.
• When I couldn't sit still any more, loaded up 'most' of the washing into the machine.
• Got dressed - boxer shorts and a tight button fly pair of grey jeans (actually my favourite pair)
• Walked into the bathroom - glanced at the toilet and then picked up my toothbrush, despite having to clench my pee muscles.
• Brushed teeth.  The toothbrush has a 2 minute timer with indications every 30 sec.  First phase was ok, some serious clenching and squirming going on.  At the end of the first phase a tiny dribble just enough to feel damp.  During the second 30 second period it was getting harder to hold, several more dribbles.  By the last phase I was spurting maybe two or three times.  I'm not sure my jeans were showing, but I could feel dribbles down my legs.  Finishing off I stepped into the shower just in case.  Somehow I managed to keep holding whilst I ran the cold tap and rinsed my mouth.
• Finally I could release.  Standing in the previously dry walk in shower I relaxed.   A steady trickle warmed my boxer shorts which had felt damp and cooled previously.   A warm caress over my balls and backside, down my legs and warming my bare feet.  A definitely yellow (first pee) pool formed around my feet, draining away gradually.
• I stepped away from the shower head whilst the water warmed up, unbuttoning and peeling off my jeans and boxers.  Then showered.  I may have dwelt on massaging shower gel and rinsing certain parts...
• Now the washing machine is on and I guess I'd better head to work...

[Kupar 13,339]

43 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Today was just the normal morning - Wake up, pee, coffee, browse Peefans for half an hour, shower, shave, brush teeth, get dressed and then put some laundry on before leaving for work.

Sorry, I got some of that in the wrong order.   Let me see...

• Woke up, needing to pee (obviously, doesn't everyone).
• Made a coffee and drank a glass of juice whilst waiting for it.
• Browsed Peefans doing some admin stuff, feeling the pressure growing.
• When I couldn't sit still any more, loaded up 'most' of the washing into the machine.
• Got dressed - boxer shorts and a tight button fly pair of grey jeans (actually my favourite pair)
• Walked into the bathroom - glanced at the toilet and then picked up my toothbrush, despite having to clench my pee muscles.
• Brushed teeth.  The toothbrush has a 2 minute timer with indications every 30 sec.  First phase was ok, some serious clenching and squirming going on.  At the end of the first phase a tiny dribble just enough to feel damp.  During the second 30 second period it was getting harder to hold, several more dribbles.  By the last phase I was spurting maybe two or three times.  I'm not sure my jeans were showing, but I could feel dribbles down my legs.  Finishing off I stepped into the shower just in case.  Somehow I managed to keep holding whilst I ran the cold tap and rinsed my mouth.
• Finally I could release.  Standing in the previously dry walk in shower I relaxed.   A steady trickle warmed my boxer shorts which had felt damp and cooled previously.   A warm caress over my balls and backside, down my legs and warming my bare feet.  A definitely yellow (first pee) pool formed around my feet, draining away gradually.
• I stepped away from the shower head whilst the water warmed up, unbuttoning and peeling off my jeans and boxers.  Then showered.  I may have dwelt on massaging shower gel and rinsing certain parts...
• Now the washing machine is on and I guess I'd better head to work...

Sounds like a really, really good start to the day 🙂 Thanks for telling us about it!

[Adyguy6970 876]

On 12/15/2023 at 9:25 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

Today was just the normal morning - Wake up, pee, coffee, browse Peefans for half an hour, shower, shave, brush teeth, get dressed and then put some laundry on before leaving for work.

Sorry, I got some of that in the wrong order.   Let me see...

• Woke up, needing to pee (obviously, doesn't everyone).
• Made a coffee and drank a glass of juice whilst waiting for it.
• Browsed Peefans doing some admin stuff, feeling the pressure growing.
• When I couldn't sit still any more, loaded up 'most' of the washing into the machine.
• Got dressed - boxer shorts and a tight button fly pair of grey jeans (actually my favourite pair)
• Walked into the bathroom - glanced at the toilet and then picked up my toothbrush, despite having to clench my pee muscles.
• Brushed teeth.  The toothbrush has a 2 minute timer with indications every 30 sec.  First phase was ok, some serious clenching and squirming going on.  At the end of the first phase a tiny dribble just enough to feel damp.  During the second 30 second period it was getting harder to hold, several more dribbles.  By the last phase I was spurting maybe two or three times.  I'm not sure my jeans were showing, but I could feel dribbles down my legs.  Finishing off I stepped into the shower just in case.  Somehow I managed to keep holding whilst I ran the cold tap and rinsed my mouth.
• Finally I could release.  Standing in the previously dry walk in shower I relaxed.   A steady trickle warmed my boxer shorts which had felt damp and cooled previously.   A warm caress over my balls and backside, down my legs and warming my bare feet.  A definitely yellow (first pee) pool formed around my feet, draining away gradually.
• I stepped away from the shower head whilst the water warmed up, unbuttoning and peeling off my jeans and boxers.  Then showered.  I may have dwelt on massaging shower gel and rinsing certain parts...
• Now the washing machine is on and I guess I'd better head to work...

I admire anyone who can wake up needing to pee (as most of us do) and then get on with a multitude of other tasks before taking care of business.  Usually it's the need to pee that wakes me and whilst I can occasionally hold for a few minutes at that stage, generally speaking I have to get up and wee in fairly short order if wet pyjamas are to be avoided. 

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

8 minutes ago, Adyguy6970 said:

I admire anyone who can wake up needing to pee (as most of us do) and then get on with a multitude of other tasks before taking care of business.  Usually it's the need to pee that wakes me and whilst I can occasionally hold for a few minutes at that stage, generally speaking I have to get up and wee in fairly short order if wet pyjamas are to be avoided. 

Normally my first pee of the morning is very uninspiring - usually an urgent need, but I think the urgency being down to the concentrated urine triggering me rather than an overfull bladder.  The result is an urgent trickle for a few seconds.

On that occasion, I was able to hold on and get suitably full, and on a day when I had the house to myself from early too.   Just sometimes things work out perfectly.

[Adyguy6970 876]

50 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Normally my first pee of the morning is very uninspiring - usually an urgent need, but I think the urgency being down to the concentrated urine triggering me rather than an overfull bladder.  The result is an urgent trickle for a few seconds.

On that occasion, I was able to hold on and get suitably full, and on a day when I had the house to myself from early too.   Just sometimes things work out perfectly.

Do you have to get up in the night? I do as a matter of course and I still have to pee pretty bad when I wake up. 

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

4 hours ago, Adyguy6970 said:

Do you have to get up in the night? I do as a matter of course and I still have to pee pretty bad when I wake up. 

I went through quite a long phase of my bladder waking me up at exactly the same time every night - at 3am.   You know when you get up and go and pee without actually opening your eyes, because you don't want to wake up...

That phase seems to have passed, I'll normally pee before I get in bed and manage through to morning at the moment.

[on the porch 710]

Held mine a,long time untill I couldn't help letting it go , most went into my mouth ,  

[kepee314 86]

I've been on a fitness kick recently and part of that has been doing a better job hydrating, which often leaves me getting up at night. While I have a difficult time getting to sleep, I fortunately don't have a difficult time *returning* to sleep, so it's not terribly disruptive. Also as part of the fitness thing I weigh myself pretty regularly (usually at night before I get in bed and in the morning after I get up and do my business). Last night I got up 2 times to pee, 3 including my morning pee, which ended up totalling about 3 pounds of weight loss from the night before.

[Darlene 544]

On 4/16/2017 at 1:22 PM, Sophie said:

Just had a pee? Want to talk about it? Don't think it's worth a thread? Post about it here!

I'll start. I had a lovely wee about 20 minutes ago after holding it through the Formula One race and then my dinner. Nothing particularly exciting but it made a loud splash as it fell perfectly into the water below.

You ever get to a toilet to pee, yet nothing hardly comes out. This was me earlier last evening, I finally got to a clean stall and unbuttoned my jeans along with pulling my panties down and went ahead sat down letting out a spurt or two before pushing out the rest and eventually back to a slow stream that wouldn’t stop.

But, when I thought that was it.. more came out when I pulled back up my panties.. So, immediately I am taking a UTI tablet where it provides some relief until I can get to a doctor.

 

[Sophie 24,410]

I started 2024 with a nice wee!

I was woken up this morning by my husband getting out of bed and after laying there for a few minutes I decided it would be a good idea to get up myself. I climbed out of bed and after a nice stretch I walked across the landing to my bathroom, yawning a "good morning" to Mark followed by a giggle. He was stood at the sink so the toilet was free but I had other plans. We talked a little as I undressed, grabbing my vest top at the bottom and pulling it over my head before pulling down my shorts a little and letting them fall to the floor. He had a little glance at my body but as a whole it wasn't a sexual thing, just every day married life. 😀

I turned on the shower and stepped in, letting the water envelop my body for a few seconds before I relaxed the grip on my bladder. I was casually talking to Mark about our plans today as my pee began cascading down my legs. He had his back to me so I don't think he had any idea his wife was peeing down her legs just a few feet away! I went for quite a while before it finally slowed to a halt, talking to Mark the entire time and a few minutes later he asked me what I wanted for breakfast before leaving the room, having another quick glance at my naked body. I felt so sexy! I washed myself like normal, dried and joined my family feeling very happy, and now very relieved.

[Bacardi 10,131]

For fun I peed next to my toilet just a little last night. I would say I am very, very well hydrated lol.

[on the porch 710]

Today was a very special day , we were on the boat fly bridge , just taking in the sun , Ruth was in a bikini I bought her ,wow , she kept looking at me with a shit eating grin . Just looked at me spread her legs a bit and peed and did she pee , it ran off the  lounge chair down the deck and off to the water , I,was flabbergasted. She had never done any thing like this before ,usually we do it together , naturally I had to go down on her and then he in her ,, WOW life can't get any better 

[Kirby23 954]

On 12/12/2023 at 4:53 AM, Alfresco said:

...My wife isn't into pee, but she still bypasses the toilet if she is going into the shower, just seeing it as a convenient and sensible thing to do, but I get more enjoyment out of seeing it emerge from her and colour the water in the tray than she gets out of doing it.

@Alfresco Same! My wife does this almost every day, has done it as long as I've known her. To her it's just normal, part if the routine. 

She doesn't usually let me watch - to her shower time, especially when peeing is involved - is private time, and she doesn't like to be on display. But on the odd occasion when she does allow me to watch, that makes it all the more enjoyable.

[morty98 262]

I am currently trying to decrease my bladder capacity once again by the @Paulypeeps method. So I go pee every half an hour or so, just a few spurts every time into my sink or bathtub. Excited to see if I am again able to feel a need to pee earlier soon

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

21 minutes ago, morty98 said:

I am currently trying to decrease my bladder capacity once again by the @Paulypeeps method. So I go pee every half an hour or so, just a few spurts every time into my sink or bathtub. Excited to see if I am again able to feel a need to pee earlier soon

I don't know if it is the frequency, or that you must pee the instant you feel the tingle. I try to wet myself immediately I feel the tingle when I go out and that really increases the frequency and it only takes a tiny amount in my bladder to feel desperate and start leaking a bit towards the end of the day.

[morty98 262]

33 minutes ago, Paulypeeps said:

I don't know if it is the frequency, or that you must pee the instant you feel the tingle.

That's about the same thing for me, because half an hour is the usual time before the tingle comes back, given the amount of water I am drinking

[Bacardi 10,131]

For the past two days @Curepunts and I have been having an unspoken piss war, if you could call it that lol. Always trying to one up each other with where/how we pee. Today I peed on my bathmat while my husband was in the shower. 

[A_AShes 538]

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

For the past two days @Curepunts and I have been having an unspoken piss war, if you could call it that lol. Always trying to one up each other with where/how we pee. Today I peed on my bathmat while my husband was in the shower. 

Looks like a moon landing...

Special scaphandre- pee-phandre...??? Have safe brave flight back

Has he noticed decompression?

[Alfresco 11,629]

Superb @Bacardi!   Was the bath mat is in the same room as the shower? Or was it a case of he was showering in say an en-suite whilst you used the bath mat in a separate bathroom.   If it was the same room, I am guessing your husband knew you did this.   How did he react?

Edited February 22 by Alfresco