Post about your pee!

[Bacardi 10,138]

Enjoying a well needed soak in the tub with some classical music playing. Decided to let go while sitting here because why not? Probably my most relaxing pee to date lol.

[Kupar 13,343]

5 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Enjoying a well needed soak in the tub with some classical music playing. Decided to let go while sitting here because why not? Probably my most relaxing pee to date lol.

Sounds heavenly @Bacardi ❤️

[gldenwetgoose 21,501]

As mentioned in chat, last Saturday I was photographing at a wedding, my only one for this year.

Photographing weddings are a little fraught, one of those 'all or nothing' things. Many parts are very time critical and high pressure - pretty much the part from leaving my house to get to the empty church and photographing it in an empty state, racing against the clock before guests arrive to make it untidy. From that point it's full on stress and action until the time the party have all sat down to dine mid afternoon.

In this weekend's case, that meant leaving the house at 10:30am for an 11am at church, then back to the Bride and Groom's farmhouse for photographs and the afternoon reception.  Hence about 3pm I found myself with some down-time.

The farmhouse is right next to a fairly quiet country road, and I'd parked on the grass verge opposite. At the side of the house in the garden, sheltered by trees and hedge was their marquee.  As I sat on the tailgate of my car enjoying the fresh air, a sandwich and a diet coke I realised it was probably about 5 hours since I'd had a pee. That thought occurred to me as I suddenly realised I could do with one!  That was easily taken care of standing on the far side of my car on the grass verge.

Once I'd finished I decided I could move my car onto the 'official' car park, the field behind the house.  There was conveniently a space right by the gateway leading around to the marquee. A perfect spot for me as during the rest of the day I knew I'd be making many trips to my car - walking from the marquee, up the steps to the patio, past the portaloos they'd hired in and then around a couple of outbuildings making a left-right-left to my car.  The last bit of that zig-zag took me past a hedge with my car immediately on the other side of it.

Later on, maybe about 6pm I found myself back at my car with a bit more down time. All was quiet, the guests all milling about in the marquee and garden. At this point I had been offered a drink by the happy couple and hence had downed one pint of beer which had worked its way through my slightly dehydrated and underfed system. Looking out into the field with my passenger door open, I decided 'what the hell' and with the hedge behind me, car to one side and open car door in front, decided there was as good a place as any.

Just after I got unzipped and started to unleash a gentle stream of pee, trying not to splatter too loudly from a standing position, I heard two female voices and footsteps on the gravel path getting closer.  I clamped off and clenched my muscles for a minute whilst zipping up, by which time the two guests appeared and walked to a car.  I smiled and said hi to them, casually browsed my phone, hoping I gave the impression that's what I'd been doing all along.

As they walked back behind the hedge, I heard their conversation die down although evidently they hadn't walked all the way back to the marquee. I could still hear their distant chat as I unzipped and completed my fresh air pee in the field.

All in all, it's the small things that make these events (like photographing weddings) a little more bearable...

 

 

[Kupar 13,343]

20 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

All in all, it's the small things that make these events (like photographing weddings) a little more bearable...

I'm pleased you had time for some light relief, as it were, from the pressure of the day 🙂 Thanks for writing about it! 

[Adyguy6970 878]

Thanks for sharing that.  It sounds as though you had a very near miss indeed.  Imagine just how close those ladies were to getting a real treat.  

 

 

[Eliminature 5,209]

I had my morning pee in the shower. Rolled out of bed (something that sleepy Eliminature is not very good at) and wandered to the bathroom. Stepped into the shower cubicle and positioned myself standing in a corner. I imagined I was out in a public place and aimed a bright yellow stream high into the corner. It was almost like a living creature, joyfully running down the wall - I think I was still half asleep and in a dreamlike state. Watching it rush down the wall and swirl around the grouting and shower wall in a playful way felt good.

After I had unleashed my burden, I went to put the kettle on: to refill my bladder with tea.

[Eliminature 5,209]

31 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

As mentioned in chat, last Saturday I was photographing at a wedding, my only one for this year.

Photographing weddings are a little fraught, one of those 'all or nothing' things. Many parts are very time critical and high pressure - pretty much the part from leaving my house to get to the empty church and photographing it in an empty state, racing against the clock before guests arrive to make it untidy. From that point it's full on stress and action until the time the party have all sat down to dine mid afternoon.

In this weekend's case, that meant leaving the house at 10:30am for an 11am at church, then back to the Bride and Groom's farmhouse for photographs and the afternoon reception.  Hence about 3pm I found myself with some down-time.

The farmhouse is right next to a fairly quiet country road, and I'd parked on the grass verge opposite. At the side of the house in the garden, sheltered by trees and hedge was their marquee.  As I sat on the tailgate of my car enjoying the fresh air, a sandwich and a diet coke I realised it was probably about 5 hours since I'd had a pee. That thought occurred to me as I suddenly realised I could do with one!  That was easily taken care of standing on the far side of my car on the grass verge.

Once I'd finished I decided I could move my car onto the 'official' car park, the field behind the house.  There was conveniently a space right by the gateway leading around to the marquee. A perfect spot for me as during the rest of the day I knew I'd be making many trips to my car - walking from the marquee, up the steps to the patio, past the portaloos they'd hired in and then around a couple of outbuildings making a left-right-left to my car.  The last bit of that zig-zag took me past a hedge with my car immediately on the other side of it.

Later on, maybe about 6pm I found myself back at my car with a bit more down time. All was quiet, the guests all milling about in the marquee and garden. At this point I had been offered a drink by the happy couple and hence had downed one pint of beer which had worked its way through my slightly dehydrated and underfed system. Looking out into the field with my passenger door open, I decided 'what the hell' and with the hedge behind me, car to one side and open car door in front, decided there was as good a place as any.

Just after I got unzipped and started to unleash a gentle stream of pee, trying not to splatter too loudly from a standing position, I heard two female voices and footsteps on the gravel path getting closer.  I clamped off and clenched my muscles for a minute whilst zipping up, by which time the two guests appeared and walked to a car.  I smiled and said hi to them, casually browsed my phone, hoping I gave the impression that's what I'd been doing all along.

As they walked back behind the hedge, I heard their conversation die down although evidently they hadn't walked all the way back to the marquee. I could still hear their distant chat as I unzipped and completed my fresh air pee in the field.

All in all, it's the small things that make these events (like photographing weddings) a little more bearable...

 

 

I would have peed next to you and playfully crossed streams if it had been me. 

I hope you felt relieved after. 

[Kupar 13,343]

Just now, Eliminature said:

I had my morning pee in the shower. Rolled out of bed (something that sleepy Eliminature is not very good at) and wandered to the bathroom. Stepped into the shower cubicle and positioned myself standing in a corner. I imagined I was out in a public place and aimed a bright yellow stream high into the corner. It was almost like a living creature, joyfully running down the wall - I think I was still half asleep and in a dreamlike state. Watching it rush down the wall and swirl around the grouting and shower wall in a playful way felt good.

After I had unleashed my burden, I went to put the kettle on: to refill my bladder with tea.

You have conjured up a wonderful image - thank you!

[gldenwetgoose 21,501]

29 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

I would have peed next to you and playfully crossed streams if it had been me. 

I hope you felt relieved after. 

You've got the job....    Wedding Photographer's Assistant.  No previous experience needed.  Good sense of humour and ability to perform under pressure needed.

I've seen photographic evidence of the pressure behind you performing - you're perfectly qualified.

 

More seriously, yes very relieved - although it wasn't like it was a completely desperate release.  More just the enjoyment of peeing in a field and knowing the risk of getting caught was very 'inspiring'.  It gave me a little energy boost to see me through the rest of the evening.

[Alfresco 11,640]

This morning I went down to the kitchen to make a brew.   I needed to pee and was thinking of doing what I often do, which is to pee in the sink whilst making the tea.   However, I am doing several loads of washing today, the washing machine was already on and next to it was the tall laundry basket, about 3/4 full of clothes waiting to be washed.   I casually stopped next to the laundry basket, unzipped, popped out my dick and emptied my bladder into the basket.  It just so happened that I'd previously sorted the basket into different wash loads and reloaded it into the basket to keep it tidy.  The whites were on top and it was nice to see my pee pool onto garments such as T-shirts and my wife's knickers and bras as they turned them yellow and soaked in.   Having finished, I adjusted my clothing and carried on to making tea, leaving my pee to soak gradually through the layers of clothing.   When I returned about an hour later to empty the washing machine and reload it with the next load, I transferred the wet whites into the machine, noting that some parts were still a bit warm.   The pee had made it down through the whites and the next load was also slightly wet in places.

[Alfresco 11,640]

Update on the above post - As the wash basket was pretty full and required four loads of washing, I settled into a pattern of roughly every two hours, going downstairs, peeing in the wash basket, making a large mug of tea, emptying the tumble drier, moving clothes from the washing machine to tumble drier, loading pre-wet clothes into the washing machine, then going back upstairs to continue work and drink the tea.   Repeat.  The last watering of the laundry was about 30 mins ago, which was the third pee in the basket today and about 5 mins after that, my MIL arrived, she is now sat in the chair in the conservatory in view of the washing machine, so I think that is the end of my fun in that area for today.  I'm not sure how she would react if I appeared in the kitchen and peed in the wash basket in front of her!  She has seen me pee in the woods outside, but I think the laundry basket in the kitchen might be just a step too far to try in her presence.  

Edited August 2, 2021 by Alfresco

[Sexismygod 1,782]

57 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

I'm not sure how she would react if I appeared in the kitchen and peed in the wash basket in front of her!  She has seen me pee in the woods outside, but I think the laundry basket in the kitchen might be just a step too far to try in her presence.  

Ah ... the eternal game of staying within the allowable limits of our social circles.  We all wish we were in the same circles as @Paulypeeps and @pop-a-squat and could be a bit more cavalier in our behaviours.

[Bacardi 10,138]

Well I've officially joined the "I've peed over the drain in a locker room" club again. We went swimming yesterday and before swimming a ducked into one of the shower stalls and pulled my bikini to the side and had a long pee into the drain, then walked out like nothing happened. 

On our way back I did the same thing in the same shower but didn't remove my bathing suit. It was while I was brushing my hair out. 

No one else was there except my mom with my kiddos. I don't think they noticed 😚

[Kupar 13,343]

39 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Well I've officially joined the "I've peed over the drain in a locker room" club again. We went swimming yesterday and before swimming a ducked into one of the shower stalls and pulled my bikini to the side and had a long pee into the drain, then walked out like nothing happened. 

On our way back I did the same thing in the same shower but didn't remove my bathing suit. It was while I was brushing my hair out. 

No one else was there except my mom with my kiddos. I don't think they noticed 😚

Excellent! I bet you enjoyed that 🙂 

[BlindListener 152]

Sophie, not sure when you will read this. Back on June 22, 2021 in the topic post-about-your-pee/ you posted an experience. First of all, once again, thank you for all the wonderful descriptive details. Second, I truly believe your description, but I just can not imagine the force and size that your pee stream would have to splash back like that. Since I never have seen or in my case been able to feel any woman’s pee stream it is hard to imagine.

[Pants_Wetter89 4]

On 4/16/2017 at 12:22 PM, Sophie said:

Just had a pee? Want to talk about it? Don't think it's worth a thread? Post about it here!

I'll start. I had a lovely wee about 20 minutes ago after holding it through the Formula One race and then my dinner. Nothing particularly exciting but it made a loud splash as it fell perfectly into the water below.

Well I did have an accident after holding all day at work... I held it all the way home on the drive accept for a small leak. I made it all the way home and right when I got to my bedroom door I lost it in my work pants. It felt amazing... It was nice. The whole front of my work pants were completely soaked. Next time I'll take pictures and maybe a video. 

[Ms. Tito 2,398]

Just peed on the beach with sister's friends. It made me feel like one of the girls.

[gldenwetgoose 21,501]

3 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

Just peed on the beach with sister's friends. It made me feel like one of the girls.

Great news - and great event.  Do you fancy writing it up, maybe as a Real Experience.   Something that significant in your life deserves more than two sentences surely.

[Adyguy6970 878]

I'm not peeing very well at the minute due to what feels suspiciously like a water infection.  Due to the Bank Holiday I've done my best to try and flush it out with water and cranberry juice but I suspect antibiotics may yet be required.  

[Sophie 24,414]

I had a lovely wee while shopping today and I wanted to share it with you. I was out in the city having a bit of a "me day", doing some fun shopping with my daughters, treating ourselves. I had been out for a few hours and needed to pee so we found some toilets at a shopping centre. They were unisex with five "rooms" with a toilet, sink and dryer inside, brick walls separating them and a full floor to ceiling door. It was so nice. My daughters needed to pee too so I went into one and they both shared the one next to me and we agreed to meet outside.

I locked the door behind me and unfastened my jeans before pulling them down to my knees with my underwear as I sat. A few seconds later I started peeing with a gentle splashing and I immediately began to feel the relief, I wasn't bursting but it still felt wonderful to relax and let go of the fluids I had been taking in over the last few hours. There was a mirror opposite so I leaned forward slightly and fixed my hair while I waited for my wee to conclude and after about 10-15 seconds I finished with a couple of dribbles and took some toilet paper to wipe. I parted my legs slightly and reached between them to wipe front to back before dropping it into the water and standing up, pulling up my thong as I stood. I pulled up my jeans and peeked into the bowl while I was fastening them, the water was fairly yellow which surprised me a little and it was definitely all me because it was clear when I sat down. I flushed the toilet and washed my hands before leaving my stall and waiting for my daughters who emerged a couple of minutes later. Feeling relieved we continued our shopping trip.

[WetMart 1,130]

Thanks for sharing Sophie 

[Adyguy6970 878]

Thanks for sharing, Sophie.  I really enjoyed that.  

[Girlpee59 119]

I have just had the best piss of my life i was so desperate that i almost pissed my self but just pulled my pants down and pissed in the shower and rubbed myself to the best orgasam of my life 

[Peewee123 1,125]

8 minutes ago, Girlpee59 said:

I have just had the best piss of my life i was so desperate that i almost pissed my self but just pulled my pants down and pissed in the shower and rubbed myself to the best orgasam of my life 

Sounds like you had an enjoyable session! 

[gldenwetgoose 21,501]

It definitely does...     Double the relief.   Excellent!!!!

Thanks for sharing with us.