The "meanest" thing done with your pee?

[Dawen 198]

Great stories, so far, I like to read how "creative" people can be. I remember when I was in like a smaller office building waiting for long when I had to pee. The toilets in this building were like a cubicle style what can be used by both male and female because it's designed for 1 person and it's lockable. With this toilet you have easy access to the water tank, so because I was a bit bored with waiting I decided to do something more interesting than just using it the "normal" way. So I could just easily screw off the top of water tank by turning the flush button anti-clockwise then lifting the lid up to open it and let a nice full bladder pee into it, making the whole tank of water yellow. Put the lid back on screw back and leave it there as a surprise for the next user. Job done :)

[Spectacle 215]

4 hours ago, Dawen said:

Great stories, so far, I like to read how "creative" people can be. I remember when I was in like a smaller office building waiting for long when I had to pee. The toilets in this building were like a cubicle style what can be used by both male and female because it's designed for 1 person and it's lockable. With this toilet you have easy access to the water tank, so because I was a bit bored with waiting I decided to do something more interesting than just using it the "normal" way. So I could just easily screw off the top of water tank by turning the flush button anti-clockwise then lifting the lid up to open it and let a nice full bladder pee into it, making the whole tank of water yellow. Put the lid back on screw back and leave it there as a surprise for the next user. Job done :)

And here you add another great story of your own. I'm familiar with this general kind of action, relieving oneself in the tank of the toilet. Fortunately for the toilet involved, just peeing in the tank isn't terribly harmful to it. It just means that whenever someone flushes the toilet next, the water that pours in will be a little yellow. So that's nice.

Personally, I can't get enough of this stuff. Actively mean peeing is the sorta logical extreme of just general naughty peeing. And that's a very fun niche.

[PixieWings 272]

On 08/30/2016 at 8:13 PM, zorba3189 said:

Not so much the naughty pee genre, which we know so much about.

But, what's the meanest thing you've heard done with pee? I've heard a few experiences related to me over the years of web chatting, and I've heard a fee.

One was from a man I was chatting with who said he secretly, on occasion, would pee in his wife's green tea bottle she kept in the fridge. Just a little, but knowing she would drink it got him off. His wife was not into pee, and I know I would be mad unknowingly drinking my man's pee, which I am NOT into.

Another was from a guy I was talking to that said he had a girlfriend in high school, out in the country, that would sometimes sit on the edge of the water trough in a back pasture, and empty her bladder into the water that the cows drank. Now I suppose cows could care less to have this lass spice up their water with her piss, but I thought it rather cheeky thing to do.

Another from a woman who was vacationing in Colorado who admitted to getting into a hot tub full of people acting like she was just warming up, but really for the purpose of peeing. And she did it multiple times.

I have more, but thought I'd share these.

I pissed on clothes  I'd tried on in a department store and left them there  on the floor in the puddle of piss I left in the floor. They made me angry. Opps. Lol I enjoyed it.

[Spectacle 215]

On 11/23/2016 at 11:09 PM, PixieWings said:

I pissed on clothes  I'd tried on in a department store and left them there  on the floor in the puddle of piss I left in the floor. They made me angry. Opps. Lol I enjoyed it.

Now, that's what I like to hear. I have to wonder what the people at the store did to anger you so much! ... But really, something as fun as that probably doesn't need much of an excuse.

Actually, does anyone know what happens to clothes that get used that way? Because I definitely don't. I've heard stories and even seen pictures and videos of people peeing on unpurchased clothing in fitting rooms and the like, but I don't really know what happens from there.

[Alfresco 11,559]

On 11/25/2016 at 7:41 PM, Spectacle said:

Now, that's what I like to hear. I have to wonder what the people at the store did to anger you so much! ... But really, something as fun as that probably doesn't need much of an excuse.

Actually, does anyone know what happens to clothes that get used that way? Because I definitely don't. I've heard stories and even seen pictures and videos of people peeing on unpurchased clothing in fitting rooms and the like, but I don't really know what happens from there.

i would think that in cases where clothes are obviously pissed on and left in a changing room then the store staff would have no alternative but to bin them and write off the stock.   unfortunately that is the same impact as theft in that the cost is passed on to consumers with higher prices.   however, if the amount of pee is relatively small and the person doing the peeing hangs the garments up again, there is a good chance that they will dry and someone will buy them without realising that they have been previously peed in.

[zorba3189 5,285]

I was talking with a guy who runs a bed-n-breakfast.  We talked about a number of things, and I asked him what's the craziest thing he's seen one of his guests do.  Without hesitation, he said it was the night some woman ruined his pool table.  He had a pool table in a common area room for his guests.  Well, he had a camera on that room as part of his web of security cameras.  When he discovered one day that the green felt of the pool table had this huge stain and had formed wrinkles in an area the size of a beach ball, he went back and checked the camera recording.  He said it was like 1 AM in the morning, when he saw a woman with a long sleep shirt and wearing a Mardi Gras mask come to the pool table, look around, then pulled up her shirt and lifted herself onto the edge of the pool table and took a long pee.  He said he could see a huge puddle glistening after she hopped back down.  She left the scene, and because it was so dim and her wearing the mask, he was unable to determine which guest it was.  He could only tell that she was a brunette with medium length hair, which could have been one of 3 women who stayed that night.  Anyway, he said he can still see a slight stain and wrinkles to this day, despite efforts to get the stain out. 

I don't know how much a pool table costs, but that sure was a destructive pee.   Wow.  Of course, I asked if he still had it on video, but he lost it some time back.

[TOOS 30]

So far I've only wet some public restrooms and peed all over the paper towels in them. I plan on doing more daring stuff but I've gotta find the time, place and courage x)

[Rider028 147]

A group of us had gone to an outdoor concert. We had lawn seating and everyone was standing,  dancing, jumping around, very crowded. Of course we had alot of beer to drink and made plenty of trips to the restroom. During the second band a short rain shower passed through so everyone in the place was soaked. Coincidentally the line for the restroom got much shorter so I'm sure I wasn't the only one pissing myself. There was this girl in front of us sitting and puking, obviously too much to drink. I didn't have on underware because it was extremely hot that day. Towards the end of the concert I made my way behind her, she was hunched over holding her head. I let my stream of piss go, running down my shorts leg and right down her back. I probably should feel bad about it but the thought of pissing on a stranger overrode those feelings. 

[Paulypeeps 5,255]

I am sure that she enjoyed the warmer rain. People only get upset when they know what it is!

[Gotah 2,380]

I secretly peed on a bus seat once out of desperation.

I also used to work as a librarian for a few months and on one of my last days I decided to take one of the most unpopular books we had and pee in it. I was alone in the library that day and I just strategically placed some drops of urine onto some pages. It wasn't much but I peed in it nontheless.

[Pissmarker1 102]

Each and every time I use any public bathroom, I make a point to soak everything but the bowl of the toilets or urinals.

[Malika 1,104]

Maybe the time when a girl friend and I had to pee in the goldfish bowl. Not done on purpose anyway, it was just a necessity. I wrote the full story in this forum.

[Pissmarker1 102]

So in the time since I last posted, I broke a computer. Pissed in to the vents in a computer in a classroom until it was fried.

[rann 686]

The "meanest" was probably in a hotel I was staying at with some friends. My ex and I had one room, and three of our other friends were in a room a couple doors down. 

It was my ex who started it -- as I have written before, she had zero qualms about peeing on cars after a night out (in fact, we made a game out of it) so she isn't exactly shy about peeing in public. We were in our room just talking and drinking when she had to pee, but instead of going to the bathroom she told me, "come on, it will be funny!"

She ended up leaving our room and I followed her down a little bit further down the hallway where she stopped at our friends' room. Here, she gave me her "look" that I had come to know so well and I knew what she was about to do.

Sure enough, Morgan was soon unzipping her denim shorts and dropping them so she could rest her ass on their door, and without hesitation she was pissing right there in the hallway. We were far enough from the elevators that we were reasonably certain that we wouldn't get caught, and Morgan had no problem pissing messily all over the door. When she was done, most of it was running down the door and collecting on the carpet right in front of the door (there was no welcome mat or anything).

So, as usual when she took the opportunity to relieve herself outside, I decided to relieve myself as well in the very same spot. Having been soaked by two people and their full, dehydrated bladders, it probably wasn't very fun for the cleaning crew, but we were laughing our asses off the entire time we did it!

[Zogan 210]

I have once peed in one girls boots.

The story behind it is much more crazy than the peeing fact itself.

This particular , and actually good looking girl in her early twenties was renting an apartment from me end for several month in a row failed to pay the rent. I entered the apartment to check what is going on, and fund it totally demolished. Dog poo was all around the floors, as well as rotten food remains, mixed with dirty panties and different other garbage. Sinks were blocked by a huge piles of unwashed dishes, and rotten food stuffs.

I needed to pee, but the toilet was blocked by a huge human poo. Totally disgusting view, as all the apartment all together.

The girl was still living there, but was not at home and as my need to pee was strong and I was totally stunned by what I could see, I decided  to relieve myself in her boots which were standing in the bedroom. And I must admit this was done more like an act of revenge to her, and less as kink.

I got rig of this girl after a short while, but the damage to the flat she had done cost me several thousands of dollars (or Euro) .

 

[88mphArtist 969]

I've done many mean things with my pee. Sadly right now most public toilets are closed in my region, plus I currently live in the middle of nowhere, which sucks. These stories are from the last 3 or so years.

At my old university campus, I would make it a habit to soak the restrooms. All over the floors, seats, I often spat on the mirrors and door handles too, but I discovered one day that somehow the soap dispenser was left totally unlocked, so I just had to take advantage of the opportunity. I half-emptied it in the sink, and then whipped out my cock and filled it to the brim with my yellow piss. I then carefully put it back. It made me so fucking horny knowing that other students would have to wash their hands with my pee. I really made my mark, and no one would ever know about my little 'improvement' to the soap lmao

Another time, as chance would have it, two other campus restrooms had unlocked toilet paper dispensers, so I again took out my cock and soaked the rolls with my streams of pee. A nice present for the next person. My piss scent made the toilet paper better, imo. They were big rolls as well. Totally soaked and defiled. I shot my cum on one of them too. I felt no guilt. My piss belongs everywhere. Toilets are so boring.

Another naughty and mean thing I've done is go to a department store fitting room with one of their t-shirts, and pissed on the shirt, totally soaking it in a puddle on the floor. This one was risky since the fitting room was busy and there was a store attendant outside who could've seen me under the curtain, so I wasn't brave enough to be as messy as I wanted. I still made my mark, though. Next time I wanna shoot my cum onto the mirror too as a nice gift for the next customer. I then just walked away leaving the shirt in the puddle. The store didn't make me angry. This wasn't for revenge, just purely for my own enjoyment, for no reason in particular. There's nothing more fun for me than pissmarking in totally evil and nasty ways for others to clean up after me. I do much worse things as well ;). When it comes to pee in particular, I pretty much have no limits or morals 😂

I post a lot of videos of my messes, including the ones I just described, on my twitter: https://twitter.com/the88mphartist I hope you all enjoy them as much as I enjoy making them 😄 

 

[YouPee 12]

I was like 10 years old and my friends and I were having a water gun fight. When I ran out of water I had to pee. I ran and hid and pissed in my water gun and shot my friends with it. They were like “why was it warm”? They were “pissed” to say the least

[DumbPeeFan 7]

On 3/18/2021 at 2:44 PM, 88mphArtist said:

I've done many mean things with my pee. Sadly right now most public toilets are closed in my region, plus I currently live in the middle of nowhere, which sucks. These stories are from the last 3 or so years.

At my old university campus, I would make it a habit to soak the restrooms. All over the floors, seats, I often spat on the mirrors and door handles too, but I discovered one day that somehow the soap dispenser was left totally unlocked, so I just had to take advantage of the opportunity. I half-emptied it in the sink, and then whipped out my cock and filled it to the brim with my yellow piss. I then carefully put it back. It made me so fucking horny knowing that other students would have to wash their hands with my pee. I really made my mark, and no one would ever know about my little 'improvement' to the soap lmao

Another time, as chance would have it, two other campus restrooms had unlocked toilet paper dispensers, so I again took out my cock and soaked the rolls with my streams of pee. A nice present for the next person. My piss scent made the toilet paper better, imo. They were big rolls as well. Totally soaked and defiled. I shot my cum on one of them too. I felt no guilt. My piss belongs everywhere. Toilets are so boring.

Another naughty and mean thing I've done is go to a department store fitting room with one of their t-shirts, and pissed on the shirt, totally soaking it in a puddle on the floor. This one was risky since the fitting room was busy and there was a store attendant outside who could've seen me under the curtain, so I wasn't brave enough to be as messy as I wanted. I still made my mark, though. Next time I wanna shoot my cum onto the mirror too as a nice gift for the next customer. I then just walked away leaving the shirt in the puddle. The store didn't make me angry. This wasn't for revenge, just purely for my own enjoyment, for no reason in particular. There's nothing more fun for me than pissmarking in totally evil and nasty ways for others to clean up after me. I do much worse things as well ;). When it comes to pee in particular, I pretty much have no limits or morals 😂

I post a lot of videos of my messes, including the ones I just described, on my twitter: https://twitter.com/the88mphartist I hope you all enjoy them as much as I enjoy making them 😄 

 

I love that, thats dirty af. please tell me more!

[DumbPeeFan 7]

On 12/21/2020 at 2:24 AM, rann said:

The "meanest" was probably in a hotel I was staying at with some friends. My ex and I had one room, and three of our other friends were in a room a couple doors down. 

It was my ex who started it -- as I have written before, she had zero qualms about peeing on cars after a night out (in fact, we made a game out of it) so she isn't exactly shy about peeing in public. We were in our room just talking and drinking when she had to pee, but instead of going to the bathroom she told me, "come on, it will be funny!"

She ended up leaving our room and I followed her down a little bit further down the hallway where she stopped at our friends' room. Here, she gave me her "look" that I had come to know so well and I knew what she was about to do.

Sure enough, Morgan was soon unzipping her denim shorts and dropping them so she could rest her ass on their door, and without hesitation she was pissing right there in the hallway. We were far enough from the elevators that we were reasonably certain that we wouldn't get caught, and Morgan had no problem pissing messily all over the door. When she was done, most of it was running down the door and collecting on the carpet right in front of the door (there was no welcome mat or anything).

So, as usual when she took the opportunity to relieve herself outside, I decided to relieve myself as well in the very same spot. Having been soaked by two people and their full, dehydrated bladders, it probably wasn't very fun for the cleaning crew, but we were laughing our asses off the entire time we did it!

I love that story, I wonder what the reactions were of whoever found it.

[CubSimon 66]

I have never done anything mean lol, but I do have this personal conviction where the more destructive, dangerous, immoral or “mean” a pee is the more erotic it is, which is kind of a curse because my moral compass doesn’t want to witness that but my body can’t resist haha.

I’d never pee somewhere with the intention to damage something if I was just by myself, but the thought of someone one watching and getting turned on by the super inappropriate pee is what I find appealing if I was to ever do something like that 🙂

[rann 686]

On 4/16/2021 at 3:19 PM, DumbPeeFan said:

I love that story, I wonder what the reactions were of whoever found it.

Well in the case of our friends, after we went back to our hotel Morgan texted to tell them that we left something for them in front of their door. Apparently as soon as they opened the door, they could see (and smell!) what we did which ticked them off a bit but mostly had them laughing at our audacity. Naturally Morgan and I were dying of laughter at their response.

As for the cleaning crew... well they had no way of proving who did it, did they? We didn't have anything against them, we were just having fun.

I hope they had fun cleaning up after us though 😇

[muffinhuntr 1,209]

My neighbor was a mean old cuss who would never return any ball that fell into his yard. He raised prize roses and I used to sneak in at night and piss on his roses.

 

[Tabooking84 84]

My window faces a kind of open alleyway and there used to be a nightclub at the bottom around the corner, the alleyway would be filled with random people at the weekend running of for a sneaky pee/poop, to roll their joints or snort their powders, sex, blowjobs, m/m, f/f, m/f etc, point is their is nothing I haven't seen.

Anyway one weekend a group of 3 girls were in my alleyway drinking there own booze before hiding the bottle in the bushes and heading to the club, twice more they came back and forth within two hours, not an uncommon thing as many others done this as well but these girls were loud and kept getting louder the more the drank by the second visit I was pissed off and decided to be mean, I would wait for them to go back to the club then go down and move their hidden bottle 😈

And that's what I did, they left and I went down into the alleyway and grab their bottle, it was half full.....and it was tequila, a nice piss coloured tequila, my revenge is obvious right, I pulled out and plugged the hole of the bottle and let loose, when it was three quarters full I stopped replaced the lid and gave it a shake before putting the bottle back.  The girls were back within 30 minutes for more and I sat in the darkness of my living room watching out the window with a huge smile on my face as the three of them took turns passing the bottle around

[oliver2 4,351]

2 hours ago, muffinhuntr said:

My neighbor was a mean old cuss who would never return any ball that fell into his yard. He raised prize roses and I used to sneak in at night and piss on his roses.

Plot twist: the roses loved the intense fertilisation and grew better for it

[Kupar 13,307]

3 hours ago, muffinhuntr said:

My neighbor was a mean old cuss who would never return any ball that fell into his yard. He raised prize roses and I used to sneak in at night and piss on his roses.

 

I wish I'd have had the idea to do that - I had a neighbour like that when I was young 🙂