Things that annoy you about pee porn

[Peevert 937]

And another thing... 

* I could do without the Chaturbate ads every time I go to porn hub.  I know they need advertising, but it's overkill.  And frequently something I do NOT want to see, like big tits or porn that's degrading to women.  FFS, they fire women who pee on cam at Chaturbate, yet they advertise on pee porn videos.   100% hypocritical bullshit. 

[oliver2 4,499]

8 hours ago, Lucylovestoholdherpee said:

And secondly, I'm not a man!

That wouldn’t have been my first guess, no (squeezes boobs affectionately)

Dirty talk’s kind of… there’s different kinds? More affectionate, more degrading & domme-ish… getting it wrong kills the vibe 🙃

[Eliminature 5,212]

Annoy is perhaps too strong a word, but it really puts me off when I see a pisseur/pisseuse in a potentially life threatening situation. For example, walking on railway lines or hanging perilously off a high drop or off a boat. I just don't find it arousing if the artiste is in mortal danger! 

[Takashi96 1,096]

When a woman goes to wipe after peeing and starts all the way at the backside. I understand she may just want to take care of some bum sweat, but I end up being more concerned about her health than my orgasm. Front to back hon, front to back. 

Edited September 3, 2022 by Takashi96
Redundant sentence.

[Peenicks 864]

While we're talking about the industry's mysogyny, I think the rampant trans-mysogyny and general transphobia is also worth highlighting. There are very few out trans people in the industry and even fewer who are willing to do pee porn, and honestly from what I've seen they have every reason not to! Even on fairly mainstream sites like Pornhub who rally behind LGBTQ+ positivity every Pride Month, they load their video titles up with slurs for the sake of SEO. My heart goes out to any trans folks working in the porn industry, they're my heroes and deserve so much better than the pathetic fetishistic bullshit they're likely the constant target of

Edited September 5, 2022 by Peenicks

[Peevert 937]

45 minutes ago, Daniel_defo said:

3) Toilet, bathtub peeing are boring af.

Absolutely pointless.  Toilet peeing, bathtub peeing, shower peeing... You need at least a little naughtiness, there's no naughtiness in any of those. 

[kitty and mimi 127]

On 2/19/2016 at 4:16 AM, steve25805 said:

What things do you find most annoying with pee porn?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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There are many things I hate about most of peeing porn. first, a lot  of them mainly focus on stream and female genital. The female genital rather than upper  body part of the woman became the main focus. this just treat the woman as a sexual object rather than a person. Also, most of those women in pee porn, pee in unusual places, in unusual clothing or in unusual postures that are very disgusting. The way they pee is very different from the way they usually go to bathroom as they normally would. they sit on chair and pee rather than sit on the toilet, or squat on the carpet rather than a squat toilet. Those are not normal places they usually go to bathroom. unusual postures include lying down, peeing into a bottle standing up with no pants at all, or spread their legs far apart while squatting. some of them pee on their pants while other don't wear pants at all. they don't wear the way they usually wear as the way they usually go to bathroom.

 

[gldenwetgoose 21,550]

That's a very strongly formed list there @kitty and mimi - the list you've got there is pretty much everything I adore, and I guess a huge number of our fellow members also adore about the glorious art form that is pee pornography.

You are of course welcome to your opinion and to freedom of speech - and I'm reading this as very much your view.   You're not likely to change anyone else's beliefs.

One thing I have (as a moderator) removed from your post is where you have criticised another member's avatar for featuring a picture of a lady peeing on the floor  -  we absolutely will not tolerate personal attacks or criticism on this site.

 

[Edit - I almost forgot to actually answer the original post - One thing that annoys me about pee porn, clips and pictures of the mundane, everyday peeing especially if it's in a squat toilet.  I personally can't imagine anything less exciting.]

Edited September 5, 2022 by gldenwetgoose

[laughingbeast 414]

There are very few things that annoy me about porn in general, because there's tons of porn on the internet so I can pick and choose what I watch.

The same applies to porn that involves peeing. I have varying degrees of preference for different activities that involve peeing, and different styles of peeing, but I can't say that the existence of the types of pee porn that I don't particularly like annoys me.  If I don't like something very much, there's probably someone else who does.

I think the key to making everyone happy is good tagging so everyone can easily find content they like. So the only thing that bugs me a bit is that on many sites the tag "pissing" covers anything to do with urine, without further distinction.

But I understand that for a mainstream audience that isn't too enthusiastic about peeing, it's pretty insignificant, so we probably won't see a more sophisticated system of tagging pee content on manistream porn sites.

 

 

[Takashi96 1,096]

I thought about making this an entirely separate post because this goes far beyond annoy. The other day I happened upon one of those "bathroom destroying" naughty pee vids, and it really upset me. I don't see this often but, please, please, please, do not piss on the changing table! Those babies did nothing to you. Of course I understand this sounds hypocritical. After all I enjoy other videos of a people soiling public property. So in that sense, yes, there's a valid argument that l'm indirectly complicit in the misery of the person left to clean up. Nevertheless, soaking changing tables goes someplace no piss kink should. How irredeemable a urine fetishist do you have to be that not even a changing table can override your lust for marking your territory?

The same applies to any other surfaces kids regularly come into contact with. Like in another video where a woman was filming herself pissing in a commercial building. It started off pretty standard and then she wandered near the daycare section of the room. And I honestly believed she was going to walk past it and continue somewhere on the other side. Instead she went straight for the playmat with the brightly colored animals. And in that moment I felt anger and sadness, and like our entire community was worse off for her decision. 

 

Edited September 6, 2022 by Takashi96
Clarity of description.

[Peevert 937]

1 hour ago, Takashi96 said:

I don't see this often but, please, please, please, do not piss on the changing table! Those babies did nothing to you.

I'm the first one to engage in naughty peeing, but still, I agree with you here.   I was in a park one day, no one there, and I wanted to pee down the slide.  Then it occurred to me that kids use the slide, and I decided not to pee on it.   You have to draw a line somewhere.

[Takashi96 1,096]

1 hour ago, Peevert said:

I'm the first one to engage in naughty peeing, but still, I agree with you here.   I was in a park one day, no one there, and I wanted to pee down the slide.  Then it occurred to me that kids use the slide, and I decided not to pee on it.   You have to draw a line somewhere.

It's like, yes, this fetish has moments where it makes us fucking crazy. But we need to allow ourselves enough self control to get back in the driver's seat if it ever starts getting too heavy. I mean it's children for fuck's sake!

 

[Vassal 1,474]

On 8/16/2022 at 8:08 AM, tremayl said:

I despise high heels in the fetishes I enjoy. No reason to wear them or have them involved. 
 

 

I second this. I get that heels are a fetish but I hate the clop clop clopping around. Also some models straight up have trouble walking or posing with them on. Don't get me started on the lift fad of the early 00s. Not as bad but they just look goofy (thinking Sneaky Pee and Pee Devil).

The clopping also goes into overall poor sound design and capture. Nothing worse than wind noise, camera body noise and just failure to capture any dialog or sound well. Sure you have a 4k camera or an iPhone 29 or whatever they're at now, just pick up a mic and a dead cat if you're trying to sell a complete product.

[Dr.P 1,476]

I realize that I probably fall in the minority, in this forum, but I do not find the use of conventional, Western style toilets to be automatically boring, in pee porn. They can contribute to an illusion of intimacy. She may be peeing in a style which she actually uses, in private. I find that very erotic, especially if it is messy, spraying her legs, the seat or floor, or her clothing, either accidentally or intentionally, while she sits, squats, or stands on, or over the toilet. I feel that I may be witnessing actions that she takes, when she has an expectation of complete privacy, as she might have, alone, in a bathroom, rather than outdoors, or in another place, where she perceives that she might be seen. That makes me feel that she is sharing intimate secrets with me, as if she is a girlfriend, so it increases the erotic appeal.  

[kitty and mimi 127]

On 9/7/2022 at 6:18 PM, Dr.P said:

 They can contribute to an illusion of intimacy. She may be peeing in a style which she actually uses, in private. I find that very erotic, especially if it is messy, spraying her legs, the seat or floor, or her clothing, either accidentally or intentionally, while she sits, squats, or stands on, or over the toilet. I feel that I may be witnessing actions that she takes, when she has an expectation of complete privacy, as she might have, alone, in a bathroom, rather than outdoors, or in another place, where she perceives that she might be seen. That makes me feel that she is sharing intimate secrets with me, as if she is a girlfriend, so it increases the erotic appeal.  

this is the same reason why some women (in some cultures,with ladies room have only squat toilets, with no door, no partition)like to go to bathroom together (squat next to each other and pee)with their same sex friends. this is a way to express intimate friendship by showing each other one's own privacy in a non sexual way. In such culture,if a woman have a lot of friends pee with her,it mean that she is sociable and popular. otherwise,if a woman often go to bathroom alone or squat far away from other women, it mean that she is shy or she does not have so many friends. inside such bathroom,women tend to squat closer to friends and have distance from other female strangers, so the friendship and the closeness between women is more obvious inside this kind of bathroom, and less obvious outside of bathroom. inside the bathroom with open squat toilets can determine if two women really have good friendship by seeing their closeness between each other while peeing. If a woman go to bathroom alone, she will less likely to choose this kind of bathroom,if she have another choice, especially, if there were a lot of female strangers squat side by side in the bathroom. She will feel like stared at by other women if she squat alone. for woman who go to bathroom alone,the bathroom with toilet stalls is more favorable. but if several women go to bathroom together, bathroom with open squat toilet can be more favorable choice, because they will feel less embarrass to squat next to their friends. also, this can be a expression or determination of their friendship.

Edited September 10, 2022 by kitty and mimi

[NortheastPeeFan 361]

One thing that has been annoying me about the pee porn I have been seeing lately, specifically from my main source of pee porn, Reddit, is not showing where the stream is landing.  So many pictures on that site focus on the cock and stream, which, of course, I like seeing those things too, but I want to see where the stream is landing.  I want to see the puddle or the piss stain, the grass becoming wet, etc.  Not showing that stuff makes the picture feel more like a "spicy dick pic" than pee porn.

[Havelock 1,561]

Obviously posed videos or videos where the subject is being coached into doing it.

Videos where you sense the person peeing is uncomfortable with the situation.

Videos where girls are over-sexualizing it by moaning, playing with themselves, playing their breasts of having long lead-ups. This can be fine its in person in a real relationship but it's cheesy when played to a photographer. 

When a woman squats but then unnaturally leans back and supports herself with a hand in order to orient her crotch to the camera. I've never seen a woman do this voluntarily in real life. 

Videos that are posed outdoor squat situations where the woman carefully lines up over a ground view camera. This blows any realism.

Videos where the subject is unnaturally silent or unrealistically ignores the camera and camera man. These are somewhere between a voyeur video and produced content and they just don't work. 

In contrast to the contrived situations above, I've really grown to love videos where you can tell the person filming and the subject have a relationship. In this case, the subject is doing it for the other person just as much or more than for the camera. You can often see it in their faces and interactions. Close to this is when you find those rare models or cam girls who actually just like to pee and enjoy the performance. You can tell they would choose to do this even if it did not drive views.

[Skutty 88]

Those masquerade face masks, I understand why they are used but it’s just distracting and turns me off, wear a surgical mask if you are concerned with being exposed.

Vipissy, etc content that is highly produced, edited and shot in a manner that just makes it look very clean.

People peeing into old technology or stuff that is old, like a video where some women crush and pee on some old video games. The video was shot probably early 00s but it’s still pretty annoying to see someone destroying something that is getting rather rare now.

Zooming in on the woman’s vagina

cutting out scenes where the woman is wiping or getting ready to pee, etc or putting in music

Dipars, I don’t mind them and have watched a few videos with them, but I just find it more annoying.

[gldenwetgoose 21,550]

On 10/30/2022 at 6:29 PM, MonsterKane46 said:

  Who wants to be driving down the highway and see some nude person pissing. 

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

 

[Peevert 937]

And here’s one I never mentioned, but it is annoying:

The girl starts out dressed, peeing her panties. Perfect! Then she pulls her pants and panties down and pees naked onto her clothes. WTF is the point? That’s certainly not panty wetting. She’s missing out on the warmth, the enjoyment, and so are we.

 

[Takashi96 1,096]

When the camera man is such a loud mouth breather that you can barely hear the pissing. 

[Guest Wetling]

I don't like that it's often associated with humiliation and domination. If I were to be pissed on by a guy or drink his piss, I would do it for the naughty feeling. There are even videos of girls being forced to drink piss even though they obviously despise it. In my eyes this is just sexual violence, even if she would say that it turns her on.

Edited March 29, 2023 by Wetling

[gldenwetgoose 21,550]

1 hour ago, Wetling said:

I don't like that it's often associated with humiliation and domination. If I were to pissed on by a guy or drink his piss, I would do it for the naughty feeling. There are even videos of girls being forced to drink piss even though they obviously despise it. In my eyes this is just sexual violence, even if she would say that it turns her on.

Agreed - and the same for some of the humiliation wetting clips too.  As an example some of the Asian desperation and wetting clips which give the impression of being intended to humiliate and upset the ladies. They may be willing actresses but it still sends that message.

[steve25805 126,911]

2 hours ago, Wetling said:

I don't like that it's often associated with humiliation and domination. If I were to be pissed on by a guy or drink his piss, I would do it for the naughty feeling. There are even videos of girls being forced to drink piss even though they obviously despise it. In my eyes this is just sexual violence, even if she would say that it turns her on.

I fully agree with both yourself and @gldenwetgoose. I think the problem stems from the blanket assumption  out there by almost all non pee fetishists that golden showers and pee drinking is all about humiliation and degradation. That is certainly how many anti-porn campaigners assume it to be. Many feminists also assume that watersports is all about men humiliating and degrading women. The notion that someone might enjoy being peed on as an ultimate erotic pleasure, and that the one doing the peeing on them is doing it for mutual pleasure does not compute in their thinking simply because they themselves as non-fetishists cannot see is as anything other than a humiliation. 

I think that it is blatantly obvious that those producing the kind of abusive porn you refer to are not pee fetishists at all and are coming at it with the straighthead mindset that humiliation and degradation is what it is all about. They just don't understand. Many others involved in this abusive stuff may actually be into humiliation and degradation Their interest isn't really the peeing at all. Pee is just being used to express their real kink of humiliation and degradation. 

True pee fetishists are not at all like that. We see the giving or receiving of pee as a beautiful and erotic thing, the ultimate sexual favour to be given and received. We might enjoy the naughtiness of it. The taboo nature of peeing on each other instead of in the toilet. But we in no way see it as degrading or humiliating, and would lose all interest if the person we are peeing on or who was peeing on us, was not enjoying it. Were I indulging in golden showers with someone, the biggest and most instant turn off for me would be a look of disgust upon her face. I would stop immediately at that point. If the pleasure isnt mutual, it is not a pleasure and instead becomes something morally wrong to anyone who respects their partner, however casual the encounter might be.

You can always tell the difference between porn made by genuine pee enthusiasts or at least those who understand us and the stuff which isn't made by genuine enthusiasts with no understanding of us at all. Quite obviously, the pee porn produced over the years by, for example, such wonderful ladies as Pandora, Wendy Taylor, Frankie Babe, etc under the Glimpse.it.com label, was clearly the work of people who understood our fetish and most probably at least in some cases shared in it.  

Whereas the stuff that shows, for example,  guys pissing on women who clearly hate what is being done to  them, with this latter aspect imagined to be the ultimate turn on, is clearly either being made by people who don't understand us at all, or is being made for a very different market where sexual humiliation and degradation is the main deal, for which pee is just a mere means to an end.

Those who get off on the latter are generally not like us on this forum at all. Pee is just a means to an end and not the main event. They are far more inherently abusive in their interests than we are, and it does often annoy me how the mainstream out there cant seem to tell the difference between such abuse and genuine erotic pleasure by consenting adults enjoying pee play.

[AmberorNectar 8]

11 minutes ago, steve25805 said:

I fully agree with both yourself and @gldenwetgoose. I think the problem stems from the blanket assumption  out there by almost all non pee fetishists that golden showers and pee drinking is all about humiliation and degradation. That is certainly how many anti-porn campaigners assume it to be. Many feminists also assume that watersports is all about men humiliating and degrading women. The notion that someone might enjoy being peed on as an ultimate erotic pleasure, and that the one doing the peeing on them is doing it for mutual pleasure does not compute in their thinking simply because they themselves as non-fetishists cannot see is as anything other than a humiliation. 

I think that it is blatantly obvious that those producing the kind of abusive porn you refer to are not pee fetishists at all and are coming at it with the straighthead mindset that humiliation and degradation is what it is all about. They just don't understand. Many others involved in this abusive stuff may actually be into humiliation and degradation Their interest isn't really the peeing at all. Pee is just being used to express their real kink of humiliation and degradation. 

True pee fetishists are not at all like that. We see the giving or receiving of pee as a beautiful and erotic thing, the ultimate sexual favour to be given and received. We might enjoy the naughtiness of it. The taboo nature of peeing on each other instead of in the toilet. But we in no way see it as degrading or humiliating, and would lose all interest if the person we are peeing on or who was peeing on us, was not enjoying it. Were I indulging in golden showers with someone, the biggest and most instant turn off for me would be a look of disgust upon her face. I would stop immediately at that point. If the pleasure isnt mutual, it is not a pleasure and instead becomes something morally wrong to anyone who respects their partner, however casual the encounter might be.

You can always tell the difference between porn made by genuine pee enthusiasts or at least those who understand us and the stuff which isn't made by genuine enthusiasts with no understanding of us at all. Quite obviously, the pee porn produced over the years by, for example, such wonderful ladies as Pandora, Wendy Taylor, Frankie Babe, etc under the Glimpse.it.com label, was clearly the work of people who understood our fetish and most probably at least in some cases shared in it.  

Whereas the stuff that shows, for example,  guys pissing on women who clearly hate what is being done to  them, with this latter aspect imagined to be the ultimate turn on, is clearly either being made by people who don't understand us at all, or is being made for a very different market where sexual humiliation and degradation is the main deal, for which pee is just a mere means to an end.

Those who get off on the latter are generally not like us on this forum at all. Pee is just a means to an end and not the main event. They are far more inherently abusive in their interests than we are, and it does often annoy me how the mainstream out there cant seem to tell the difference between such abuse and genuine erotic pleasure by consenting adults enjoying pee play.

Well said