Ultimate Hotel Poll

[Weatherman74 128]

Plant pots in hotels are a perfect aim to pee, for men and women 😉
But ... always watch out for cameras!
Have fun on your business trip and let us know how it went 🤩

[qrick 95]

You have so many options

 

Hotel...

Changing room floors and walls

Bathroom floors and sinks. 

Pile lots of towels and do it on there

Stairwells

In the grounds... go round the back, tgere is always bins and cars to go behind

In the pool

 

Car.

You cannot beat a roadside piss. Pull over and let a rip next to a busy road. If you are shy you can always hide behind a door. 

[SnakeFace 360]

Peeing in the hallways and elevators is always a great option, especially if you're with someone who isn't into pee.

 

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

I guess there are two types of hotel rooms - those that are serviced every day, and those that leave the room until the end of your stay (if it's a few days).

So, if at the end of your second day the room hasn't been serviced, then there's a good chance housekeeping won't be coming into your room until you've checked out.   Peeing on the carpet or furnishings could take maybe 36 hours to dry out fully, and if you were well hydrated (aka drunk) then there's a good chance there'll be literally no trace left as any evidence peeing happened.

Whether it's wet bedsheets, puddles and dribbles on the carpet.   The only evidence could be 'tide marks' on light coloured furnishings.

[localdaeru 1,131]

I just came back from a trip in Paris. I stayed in a nice hotel directly across the main train station. Elegant room, nice, very colorful carpet and a large balcony (in full sight of the mainstation). I have pissed multiple times across the whole balcony. One full load into the curtains, and a full load of morning piss onto the carpet under the bed. 

As far as I know, nobody has noticed so far 🙂

[oliver2 4,418]

1 hour ago, localdaeru said:

One full load into the curtains, and a full load of morning piss onto the carpet under the bed. 

Did you also piss in the station, or was that everyone else? 💦

[localdaeru 1,131]

44 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

Did you also piss in the station, or was that everyone else? 💦

hahahaha 🤣 that wasnt me! but i also peed in some restaurant toilet sinks. And also in the stairwell of the hotel. 

Edited September 6, 2023 by localdaeru

[Emilaze 654]

I dont understand, how do people pee in hotel lobbies without getting caught on camera?! Arent there cameras everywhere nowadays? 

[Wolfpee 329]

Not a huge fan in pissing in hotels, but I did give it ago and boy it gave me a huge rush I think it due to being such a high risk thing. I have just squrted pee in a room on the cream floor here and there while my friend who does not know about my kink was in the bath room. Found it hard to relax to do anything like it but did it anyway. 

Love to try plants especially big ones in rooms or anywhere as long it not in view Of cctv.  But I did however piss out of a high hotel building window that was the most crazy feeling ever. 

And the other hotel I stayed at has a balcony did alot of pissing out there and they had fake grass out there. And I did have to pay for a disposit (incase for damages or items being used in the room, they have stuff in there that you can buy/use.) which I didn't but got my disposit back though after a week of check out. 

 

I remmeber watching a TV programme where they had someone with uv light finding all sorts in the room from blood to seamen and more xD from ceiling to floor, lamp shade you name it. 

[Peesfully 237]

On 9/6/2023 at 9:43 AM, Emilaze said:

I don't understand, how do people pee in hotel lobbies without getting caught on camera?! Aren't there cameras everywhere nowadays? 

Speaking for us guys, wear a skirt with no undies (or undies pulled to the side), sit where something blocks the view from the front (table, chairs, etc.), and just pee while checking your phone or reading something.  Completely undetected even with cameras everywhere.  Of course carpeting is a must, and there shouldn't be anybody close enough to hear the pee hit the carpet (as has happened to me a couple of times!).

Women, I imagine, could pee standing, wearing a dark skirt and fishnet stalkings in the manner of @Paulypeeps, in an inconspicuous place.

Another possible place would be on a couch, carefully peeing between cushions.  I haven't dared.

[Emilaze 654]

19 hours ago, Peesfully said:

sit where something blocks the view from the front (table, chairs, etc.),

This I understand because I do this at times. I was on about peeing in corridors actually 

[MNFunGuy4U 8]

On 4/10/2023 at 7:14 PM, zorba3189 said:

If carpeted room, just pull the couch or armchair away from the wall,  can squat down there and when you are done just push the couch or chair back over the damp patch.  No maid is going to pull furniture away from walls when they clean.  And the patch will be mostly dry by morning anyway.  I’ve been known to leave a couch pulled away from the wall my entire stay to use (many pees) before putting back in place before check out.  
 

If no carpet, can take one of the couch cushions, unzip it and carefully pee into the cushion, then zip back up and set back in place.  
 

If you are careful there is no danger.  
 

Good luck and keep us posted!!  Kisses!

So true. I have done this quite a few times and I have too in the pool after I have woken up. I am sure the pool is just not where I should I have been in the first place.

 

[GenericUsername 1,108]

Just keep in mind that some sofas turn into fold-out beds. Peeing under the sofa repeatedly could create a smell that disrupts future guests who sleep on the sofa bed.

[Davd 3]

Get a room with large bathroom, maybe see trough class. Pee on the floor every time, and let your companion see.

[Phyche 435]

I normally go for cheap hotels that don't have many cameras, or at least any that work. I try to hit as many places as I can, even the lobby if possible.

[GenericUsername 1,108]

Just realized I forgot to redo my vote now that I have more experience, hehe. Now it’s done.

[steve25805 126,021]

I didnt even participate in the poll mostly because I rather boringly have never peed anywhere naughty in a hotel room.

But I will do something else on behalf of the former amateur pissing performer and hotel pissing extraordinaire Liz, aka Miss Piss. She has left the scene now having discovered Jesus and become born again.

So in memory of her - without entering it in the poll since it would be wrong for me to do so on behalf of someone else -I will list all the places in that poll I have enjoyed seeing her pissing in or on...

Carpet, curtains, bathroom floor, bathtub, on bed, in drawers, sink, walls, mirror.

Some of them multiple times. 

And I cherish seeing every one of those hotel pissings.

I guess this was cheating. If the OP objects, I am happy for a mod to delete this.

But I dedicate this post to the memory of Miss Piss.

[Phyche 435]

My friends live in a different state than I do. So anytime I go visit them I always get a hotel room and stay at least a week. I've pissed in every spot listed multiple times exept the bed, though I do piss off the bed when i need to pee in the middle of the night, plus I've pissed in the hallways, elevators, pool, pool deck, stairwell, even in the lobby. The lobby's the most fun, though it can be tricky if the front desk employee is there. Though I've done it a couple times while chatting with them and they never notice me pissing right in front of them. Though that's normally at the end of my stay when I'm checking out. My friends all know I get a thrill out of doing it. They try to give me new ideas and sometimes even join in on it.

[GenericUsername 1,108]

3 hours ago, Phyche said:

My friends live in a different state than I do. So anytime I go visit them I always get a hotel room and stay at least a week. I've pissed in every spot listed multiple times exept the bed, though I do piss off the bed when i need to pee in the middle of the night, plus I've pissed in the hallways, elevators, pool, pool deck, stairwell, even in the lobby. The lobby's the most fun, though it can be tricky if the front desk employee is there. Though I've done it a couple times while chatting with them and they never notice me pissing right in front of them. Though that's normally at the end of my stay when I'm checking out. My friends all know I get a thrill out of doing it. They try to give me new ideas and sometimes even join in on it.

Awesome. I think you win this poll 😁

[A_AShes 538]

We, cats, love to pee into car engine... Whoever drives after you will romantically dream...of your subtle decent signature of Love... 

[TylerHasFun 1,099]

I've pissed in a motel 6 lobby once,  at night waiting for the elevator with my friends.  I wasn't quite in the main viewing area,  but still anyone coming out of the elevator would be in for a surprise.  I said I'm taking a leak, assume the stance and aim for the wall. My friends laughing, trying to keep cover for me.

That and the community ice machine. Actually all my friends would piss in that. Lol.  They're getting braver because of me I think

[Cman 21]

Whenever I say at a hotel I always like to get naked and walk around the room and piss! I sit in chairs and spray it across the carpet, pee on the walls or make puddles behind the furniture!

[TrashyToni 143]

Love peeing in the hotel pool first thing in the morning. Well, sometimes I have coffee first but then I head straight into the water. I mean I always pee in any pool but when it’s that disgusting dark yellow piss I enjoy it just a little bit more. Guess I’m just a nasty motherfucker. 😂

[Spendapenny444 49]

I know it's boring but I was looking for 'The Toilet' option, so could only truthfully choose 'Bath or Shower'.

I like to piss in bidets too, and in all cases usually with a bit of help. 😁

As for the rest, images I didn't need on my next hotel stay... depending on who did the pissing of course. 😜

[overcaffeinated 189]

The last hotel I stayed in was pretty upscale and I felt pretty guilty about even the thought of peeing on the carpet. 

As I entered the room, having been holding since boarding my flight, I found a decorative tree in a fairly large pot inside my room.  Unable to resist, I pissed into the pot and against the tree and it felt amazing