Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

From one of my Italy group. I laughed so fucking hard. Somebody in the comments said "This would be highly embarrassing to poop infront of other ppl.. Glad these days toilets have doors.. 😆 🤣" and I lost it 🤣🤣 

This is how I know for sure in my past lives I would still be shy about peeing because I would rather run off to the woods than pee in front of 10 + other people 😭

I like the comunal sponge-on-a-stick in leiu of toilet paper

[Bacardi 10,134]

3 hours ago, avatar said:

As someone who gets terrified by urinals, this is my worst nightmare 🤣 

You and me both, buddy 😭😭😭 this takes "peeing in public" to a whole new level.

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2 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

You and me both, buddy 😭😭😭 this takes "peeing in public" to a whole new level.

Exactly. I would probably just find a hidden stable or wherever to relieve myself out of view.

[Johnboy777 3,888]

1 minute ago, avatar said:

Exactly. I would probably just find a hidden stable or wherever to relieve myself out of view.

Have to agree with you there. Much too public for me. 

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

16 hours ago, Bacardi said:

From one of my Italy group. I laughed so fucking hard. Somebody in the comments said "This would be highly embarrassing to poop infront of other ppl.. Glad these days toilets have doors.. 😆 🤣" and I lost it 🤣🤣 

This is how I know for sure in my past lives I would still be shy about peeing because I would rather run off to the woods than pee in front of 10 + other people 😭

Same. 

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

13 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

I like the comunal sponge-on-a-stick in leiu of toilet paper

PROFUSE GAGGING 

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This just popped up on me on Instagram, in a sponsored post. Those algorithms are smarter than I thought apparently...

[Vassal 1,471]

 

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Not a meme or funny clip as such...   But a true story.

This afternoon we (wife & I) went into our favourite Italian deli / cafe to pick up some treats and decided to have a coffee.   So we were shown to a table, right next to where two mature ladies were sitting.

One of them in particular was the sort that didn't know the volume of her own voice, it was near impossible to concentrate on our own quiet conversation whilst she droned on, and on, and on continually.

We did learn during our coffee though that it's very surprising just how many ladies on the phone will suddenly announce they've got to go, need a wee.   Apparently almost every time she's on the phone to her daughters, several female friends and maybe other ladies, they always cut short the conversation because they need a wee.

At least that's their excuse. 

[Bacardi 10,134]

BABE WAKE UP I FOUND A WAY TO PEE ON THE CARPET AND NOT HAVE TO CLEAN IT AFTERWORD!

[GenericUsername 1,108]

10 hours ago, avatar said:

 

This just popped up on me on Instagram, in a sponsored post. Those algorithms are smarter than I thought apparently...

I know of several easy solutions to this that don’t require getting out of bed.

[Vassal 1,471]

4 hours ago, Bacardi said:

BABE WAKE UP I FOUND A WAY TO PEE ON THE CARPET AND NOT HAVE TO CLEAN IT AFTERWORD!

You know, everyone knocks carpet in the bathroom but all I see is more fun.

[GenericUsername 1,108]

Carpet in the bathroom is only disgusting if you don’t want to get pee all over the carpet 😉

[Vassal 1,471]

"Deeply unserious," is sending me lmao

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47 minutes ago, Vassal said:

"Deeply unserious," is sending me lmao

Don't know if you two guys have discovered it independently, but Sophie has actually posted it in another thread, which sparked an actual converstion lol.

 

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

16 hours ago, Bacardi said:

BABE WAKE UP I FOUND A WAY TO PEE ON THE CARPET AND NOT HAVE TO CLEAN IT AFTERWORD!

Why is it brown. God, no, why. 

[Maclir 1,060]

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Lmao I was just browsing the local food ordering sites to see what I could get for dinner, and saw a new shop that popped op on the site apparently. 🤣

I know it's only tangentially pee related  but still gave me a a dirty chuckle. I did check it out and unfortunatelly all they sell si honey, no pee 😞

[Pee Sensei 290]

I just ran across this short on youtube:

Does anyone know other examples of stand-up comedians making jokes related to peeing? At least as loosely related as this one.

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

27 minutes ago, Pee Sensei said:

I just ran across this short on youtube:

Does anyone know other examples of stand-up comedians making jokes related to peeing? At least as loosely related as this one.

I've merged your post in here @Pee Sensei

One of my favourites is an oldish part of Billy Connolly's stand up routine where he talks about a guy going to the disco in incontinence pants bought from an advert in the back of the newspaper.  I'm sure it's been shared here before (try the site search facility) and if not you'll definitely find it online.

[oliver2 4,418]

“Travel somewhere the sea is warm enough to pee in”

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49 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

“Travel somewhere the sea is warm enough to pee in”

Take things in your own hands and warm the sea up yourself!

[Alfresco 11,631]

On 2/26/2023 at 10:25 AM, oliver2 said:

“Travel somewhere the sea is warm enough to pee in”

I've never found that the sea is too cold to pee in it.   If it is too cold to swim, then it is just a matter of peeing into it from outside rather than entering it to pee.

[Pee Sensei 290]

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[Sophie 24,410]