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[PeeGurl74 571]

Guys if you could have a vagina, where would you piss, and ladies if you had a penis, where would you piss. For me, I think if I had a dick, I would LOVE to piss in a house plant or have a bucket under my desk, let my dick hang over it so when I need to go, I can. If I had a dick I would probably try pissing in my mouth. 

Edited January 24, 2021 by PeeGurl74

[oliver2 4,419]

7 hours ago, PeeGurl74 said:

Guys if you could have a vagina, where would you piss

I’d wear a skirt or dress & no underwear and piss discreetly on the ground with nobody being any the wiser.

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If I had a dick I would probably try pissing in my mouth. 

Needs practice aiming, and tends to get piss all over everything.

[gldenwetgoose 21,498]

It's not so much about where, but how.   If I were granted the female body - which is at the top of my fantasy bucket list - I think I would also be making the absolute most of skimpy underwear and skirts.

Crouching down and pretending to look in my bag on a busy street or a station platform, or just letting it trickle down my legs onto a carpet in a pub, shop or library perhaps.  That and sitting crosslegged on the grass in the park with my skirt or dress spread around me, relaxing a full bladder and letting it flow into the grass whilst people walk past.

(If there is a gender change fairy, please can she make it summer....)

[Kupar 13,341]

1 hour ago, gldenwetgoose said:

It's not so much about where, but how.   If I were granted the female body - which is at the top of my fantasy bucket list - I think I would also be making the absolute most of skimpy underwear and skirts.

Crouching down and pretending to look in my bag on a busy street or a station platform, or just letting it trickle down my legs onto a carpet in a pub, shop or library perhaps.  That and sitting crosslegged on the grass in the park with my skirt or dress spread around me, relaxing a full bladder and letting it flow into the grass whilst people walk past.

(If there is a gender change fairy, please can she make it summer....)

In this day and age, you could make use of skimpy underwear and skirts as a man. And there are some Scotsmen on this site. There is probably a thread somewhere about peeing in traditional Highland dress.

[gldenwetgoose 21,498]

12 minutes ago, Kupar said:

In this day and age, you could make use of skimpy underwear and skirts as a man. And there are some Scotsmen on this site. There is probably a thread somewhere about peeing in traditional Highland dress.

True - and in reality a lot of my 'relax time' does involve me using the imagination of 'what if...'.

I know I could buy a Red Special electric guitar- but it wouldn't make me play music like Brian May though.  😉

[Bacardi 10,134]

If I had a penis I would probably pee in a bush at first. I talk to so many people on here and the one thing everyone seems to have in common is they enjoy peeing outside. So now I wanna know what it's like lol.

[MC Cumzy 1,641]

3 hours ago, Kupar said:

In this day and age, you could make use of skimpy underwear and skirts as a man. And there are some Scotsmen on this site. There is probably a thread somewhere about peeing in traditional Highland dress.

What? Wellies?

[Lilipee 673]

If I woke up today with a penis, I would want to try so many places to pee.  Some would be in the sink, standing in a parking lot next to my car hidden by my open car door, in a coffee cup in the car, and under a table that had a long tablecloth to hide it.  Then of course I'd rub it as I thought about all the peeing I did.  I'd want to feel what a male orgasm feels like too.

[Kupar 13,341]

10 minutes ago, Lilipee said:

I'd want to feel what a male orgasm feels like too.

I would hope it wouldn't be a disappointment. But if I were you, I'd keep open the option of going back from M to F, just in case you discover that the female orgasm blows the male orgasm away 😉 

[Lilipee 673]

11 hours ago, Kupar said:

I would hope it wouldn't be a disappointment. But if I were you, I'd keep open the option of going back from M to F, just in case you discover that the female orgasm blows the male orgasm away 😉 

I would definitely go back to being female, without a doubt.  I love being a girly girl.  But I'd give anything for the chance to live as a male for just one day.

[Kupar 13,341]

1 minute ago, Lilipee said:

I would definitely go back to being female, without a doubt.  I love being a girly girl.  But I'd give anything for the chance to live as a male for just one day.

It is very tempting to swap temporarily. But I fear if I had a nice pair of boobs it would be really difficult to stop playing with them all day. And that's a bit obvious!

[speedy3471 10,655]

5 minutes ago, Kupar said:

It is very tempting to swap temporarily. But I fear if I had a nice pair of boobs it would be really difficult to stop playing with them all day. And that's a bit obvious!

You and me both hahahaha

[speedy3471 10,655]

If i woke up one day in a women's body, well I would have to try pissing standing up on my deck. Then well I would want to experience a orgasim and play with my boobs lol

[Jonjet0208 691]

It’s such a tricky one because if I’m honest with myself I feel like I could pee anywhere a female could pee at the moment (except the women’s toilets haha) but I’d definitely like to experience the ‘how’ part. Keep my legs together and feel it flow down my thighs etc. I love the thought of spending a day as a female, of course I’d spend time doing other things haha.

[Guest UnabashedUser]

1 hour ago, speedy3471 said:

If i woke up one day in a women's body, well I would have to try pissing standing up on my deck. Then well I would want to experience a orgasim and play with my boobs lol

LOL I'd be feeling myself up, peeing in various positions, and probably looking for some guy to fuck me. IN THE VAGINA haha

[MidoriLemonade85 2,367]

If I had a dick I would pee on the walls and see how far the stream goes. I have had dreams of pissing all over the walls in a toilet. Or pissing on a window ledge to push things off. 

[beachmom 1,815]

I'm sure God chose to make me a female solely to keep me out of trouble, if I had been gifted with a penis I'd literally piss anywhere. I know that women are often able to be more discrete about it, but men certainly have the most possibilities and wouldn't care about being discrete if I were a guy.

[ChrisS 513]

If I were female for a day, I would definitely take advantage of the "discreet" peeing methods of wearing a skirt with no underwear and then either flipping it up and sitting on steps/walls to secretly let my pee flow, or standing with my legs together while wearing sandals, just letting the pee trickle down my legs and flow out onto the ground in public with no one noticing.

I would also try and teach myself how to pee standing up without having it drip down my legs, to see how hard it actually is to succeed at.

Lastly, I'd probably chug a bunch of water/other beverages and head to the beach for an afternoon of peeing through my bikini into the sand!

[littlebladder 74]

I think the first thing I would do would be to pee on a toilet just so I could find out what it feels like for a woman to pee on a toilet. I'd wait until my bladder is full and then let it out, enjoying the hissing sound i'd probably be making.

Then i'd want to see if I could pee standing up in a toilet so I would have to figure out how to aim my stream into the toilet without peeing everywhere. I would also like to try peeing in the shower, standing up with my knees slightly bent but not aiming my stream with my hands, just letting it flow out.

After that I would want to try peeing outside to see how easy or not it is. I'd drink plenty of water and then head into some woods so I would be forced to squat down and empty my full bladder.

The last thing that I can think of that i would want to try is peeing into a cup or bottle. I think a bottle in a car would be fun to see if I could pee in it without flooding the seat!

[GenericUsername 1,109]

If I had a vagina, I would try a self-piss. It looks fun and must take skill!

[walanuk 245]

On 1/24/2021 at 11:35 AM, Kupar said:

In this day and age, you could make use of skimpy underwear and skirts as a man. And there are some Scotsmen on this site. There is probably a thread somewhere about peeing in traditional Highland dress.

Obviously not everydaywear but I wear a kilt on a few occasions, notably weddings of course and I’ve also got a modern black “utility kilt” - with pockets!! - that I’ve worn to festivals and other outdoor events instead of shorts mainly because it’s easier to pee in 😂

I’ve sat on the grass and peed completely unnoticed many times 🤭

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

"Let's all imagine ourselves as the opposite sex!" 

 

Me, a trans woman: "First time?" 

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 1/23/2021 at 8:26 PM, PeeGurl74 said:

Guys if you could have a vagina, where would you piss, and ladies if you had a penis, where would you piss. For me, I think if I had a dick, I would LOVE to piss in a house plant or have a bucket under my desk, let my dick hang over it so when I need to go, I can. If I had a dick I would probably try pissing in my mouth. 

Trans girls don't need to imagine having a dick lol

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 1/24/2021 at 4:16 AM, oliver2 said:

I’d wear a skirt or dress & no underwear and piss discreetly on the ground with nobody being any the wiser.

What's stopping you from doing that with your current equipment? 

 

Reject tradition, embrace femboy

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 1/24/2021 at 6:35 AM, Kupar said:

In this day and age, you could make use of skimpy underwear and skirts as a man. And there are some Scotsmen on this site. There is probably a thread somewhere about peeing in traditional Highland dress.

Femboy time