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5 hours ago, Tony89 said:

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

My first thought was 'how many???'  but actually it only takes a pretty small stack on a pallet to make up 1200 cans.

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6 hours ago, Kupar said:

Not really news, but an interesting letter in the Guardian (UK) yesterday. A couple of pointers to movies our members might want to check out:

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As someone with emetophobia, I have to agree with them on the first part. Obviously I don't have a problem with pee scenes though

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1 hour ago, Alfresco said:

A connection to the above - Michaela Coel who is an actress in "I May Destroy You" was caught short when flat hunting and peed outside some flats but was caught by one of the residents.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11804276/michaela-coel-i-may-destroy-you-actress-wee-doorstep/

For info, details of pee scenes in "I May Destroy You" can now be found here:

 

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29 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

For info, details of pee scenes in "I May Destroy You" can now be found here:

 

Thanks.  I was going to put it there, but couldn't find it.  I searched on Television, not TV!!

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The local rag recently published an absolutely hilarious story about a tanning salon near me.  Someone had pissed in one of their stand up tanning booths.  The owner said she went on to clean it after the woman had left and stepped into "an extremely large puddle of urine".  The funniest bit though was when the owner reported that this was the fourth time this had happened and they had no idea who could be doing it.

I think my tan could do with a top up, anyone want to come with me?  It's two for one day tomorrow.

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On 10/29/2023 at 5:32 AM, Tony89 said:

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

Today I saw this video clip where he pees on these beers.

https://www.iltalehti.fi/palat/fb77c9d9-1ae4-42f0-83f6-70beff746b6f

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On 11/29/2023 at 4:13 PM, Kupar said:

An American story as reported in a UK newspaper. Teenage daughter roadtrip desperation and accident. 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/family/teenage-daughter-wet-herself-during-31548103

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This brought back memories of all my (female) siblings needing to pee as we hit NYC traffic on an annual visit to grandmas. They repeatedly had UTIs on these trips, why that kept happening is known to no one. Pretty sure we've had two accidents maybe? Pretty sure I attempted to pee in the trunk at one point but was too nervous. How this even became news is hilarious...

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1 hour ago, CON2H4 said:

BBC News - Why was a man who took a wee in a layby fined for littering?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-67615231

Wow! I'm glad that was quashed - otherwise I would risk being in serious trouble for the desperate and quite lengthy wee I had at a layby on the A14 a couple of days ago!

Actually, thinking about this some more, what a job that would be for some of us! Working for some outsourcing company with a contract from a local authority where the role involves specifically being paid to watch people weeing in laybys, then handing out fines!

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