What are your pee fantasies?

[Kupar 13,339]

1 hour ago, steve25805 said:

... the thought of girls squatting and peeing on my kitchen floor with big grins on their faces.

There is a particular level of sheer naughtiness involved in just peeing right there in the kitchen, on the floor.

100% with you on that Steve 🙂

[likesToLick 10,216]

10 hours ago, steve25805 said:

There is a particular level of sheer naughtiness involved in just peeing right there in the kitchen, on the floor.

I think it was more than thirty years ago,  I first had a fantasy that began with a woman standing at the kitchen sink who casually pissed on the floor while washing the dishes.   Imagine my happiness when I saw that Frankie Babe had made a movie doing exactly that.  She must have read my mind. 😍

[Peevert 934]

14 hours ago, Allante said:

and maybe some generic hooptie car to use as a toilet whenever and wherever need be. 

Me and a young woman who lives near me whom I met on social media were actually talking recently about getting a broken down $300 car and using it as a toilet.  Go on a road trip, pee our pants in it whenever we want to, openly pee on the dashboard, peeing on each other... and then junk it when the smell got bad.  

Of course, she ghosted me when I used the 4 letter "M Word".  Meet.  As in "We should meet."  I guess she thought we would do all this without ever meeting each other. 

Edited September 1, 2022 by Peevert

[janny-ammerson 66]

You might be surprised how common it is. 

[Peevert 934]

11 minutes ago, janny-ammerson said:

You might be surprised how common it is. 

Ghosting?  No.  I unfortunately know how common it is. 

I've co-authored two books on graphic design, I know tech publishers.  But no other publishers.  I'd love to write a book on ghosting and the rest of the internet's dating scams.  

[Peenicks 864]

Always thought it'd be fun to do the old pee fiction trope where you catch someone peeing in an inappropriate place and as they're apologizing or panicking you ask to join them

[P155Y 50]

On 8/21/2022 at 3:44 AM, Peenicks said:

 

2. Having a partner use me as a piss receptacle without a second thought. More specifically, me lying fast asleep in my bed and being awoken by a urinating pussy sitting on my face or a cock shoved in my mouth, ready to pee.

 

And once they started to pee, how would you react. It's a fantasy of mine to put my cock in somebodies mouth when I need to pee!

[clovep1369 20]

I wanna get super drunk with my bf, best friend and her bf and have a holding contest and the first one to pee themselves has to give everyone oral, then whoever they're giving oral to gets to pee in their mouth a little (or a lot) and then we just keep drinking water and playing with each other, drunk and full of piss.

Also,

Spoiler alert I'd piss myself first on purpose so I could swallow everyone's pee, I love drinking my boyfriend's 💦💦

[liketopee 6]

On 8/4/2020 at 10:04 AM, leo82 said:

I will start it off with 2 of my own :-

1) peeing on a girl from off a balcony. She's lying on her back and consenting, not just a random stranger walking by.

2) giving a girl oral whilst she's slowly peeing.

They are my favourites, what are yours?

I like the idea of both of these. I would also like to reverse the roles on both of these scenarios too.

I'll add a couple of my own

To be having a pee outdoors, when a lady walks up and squats in front of me. She would then take hold of my cock and direct my pee wherever she wanted. Once I'd finished, I would let her squat over me and let her pee over me. I like to be fair.

The second scenario would be to pee over someone wearing a swimming costume. The idea would be to turn their swimwear from dry to wet just with my pee!

 

 

[Peenicks 864]

On 9/6/2022 at 7:59 AM, P155Y said:

And once they started to pee, how would you react. It's a fantasy of mine to put my cock in somebodies mouth when I need to pee!

I'd be surprised but I'd happily drink up and clean em' up afterwards 😋😉

[Haley 104]

Make a blue pee hihi...

[Peenicks 864]

Another piss fiction trope I'd love to do is being in a group of people trying to one-up or out-do one another with increasingly naughty and/or risky peeing spots

Edited September 25, 2022 by Peenicks

[peetowin 13]

On 11/10/2021 at 12:15 AM, Tigerlily said:

I’ve always wanted for a boyfriend to control my bladder for a day. Making me drink tons of fluids, take me on a walk when he knows how badly I have to pee. Then he teases me, trying to make me lose control until I finally wet myself.

On a similar note, sit in his lap and he presses on my bladder so I piss all over his hard cock. Hoping this could someday come true!

i can make it come true for you if you let me :) it be my pleasure  

[GSBOY69 39]

On 9/7/2022 at 7:22 PM, clovep1369 said:

I wanna get super drunk with my bf, best friend and her bf and have a holding contest and the first one to pee themselves has to give everyone oral, then whoever they're giving oral to gets to pee in their mouth a little (or a lot) and then we just keep drinking water and playing with each other, drunk and full of piss.

Also,

Spoiler alert I'd piss myself first on purpose so I could swallow everyone's pee, I love drinking my boyfriend's 💦💦

Awesome!.

My biggest fantasy is a bit similar.

[GSBOY69 39]

My Fantasy.

My wife and I get invited to spend the weekend at our friends' house where we are hanging around their pool for the afternoon drinking and swimming.  After the others have made a few trips to the bathroom to pee, my friends wife comments about how long I can hold it.  My wife answers her saying that I can probably hold it all day, so a bet is made to see who can hold it longest.  My friend and our two wives have a distinct advantage since the have just relieved themselves, but I feel confident that I can outlast them.  To prevent any cheating, we all must put on thin white bathing suits which will reveal any leaks.  It is decided that the loser of the contest will receive a shower in the outdoor shower which will make the bathing suit see through and essentially make the loser practically naked in front of the others. 

We proceed to play cards while sitting around a low table in the sun and of course keep the drinks flowing to try to pressure each other over the edge.  I soon regret not asking for an equal start as I feel the pressure in my bladder, but I try hard not to think about it.  I notice that both women seem to be quite fidgety and are having a hard time concentrating on their cards.  We continue to joke and tease and toast each other and even my friend has to grab himself a few times as it seems he is about to lose control.  One thing that I realize about the white bathing suits is that they are very thin, and it is hard to hide an erection as both myself and my friend are enjoying the views of the women’s' skimpy bathing suits and risqué banter very much.  While I think this may assist in controlling my bladder, a sudden tightness causes a drop or two to leak and I show the first small wet spot.  The girls are watching closely and try to pronounce me as a loser, but I argue that they just got me to excited and that caused the wet spot.   Besides which I pointed out that each of the others had similar small damp patches and that couldn't count as a loss since there was no way of knowing for sure who was first.   Although small, the damp patches on all our suits showed how transparent the fabric would be when wet.

With renewed resolve not to lose, we continue teasing and making each other laugh with sudden pauses as one or another squeezes themselves to prevent a spurt that will lose the bet.  Suddenly in mid conversation, my wife freezes, and we all stare as pee spurts from her suit bottom soaking the plastic chair and quickly turning the suit completely transparent.   

We all start laughing and tell her she has lost the bet, but she decides she will not go down alone and hops onto my lap, continuing to pee, soaking me and in the process squeezing my bladder enough that I lose control.  As she jumps up to do the same to my friend, I grab myself and start to spray her body down soaking the suit top, so it is transparent as well.  In the meantime, my friends wife, wanting to do to him what mine had done to me, stands beside his chair, pulls her bathing suit bottom aside, pushes forward and relieves herself onto him and my wife as she crawls up his body to wet him.   With all three of them on and beside his chair and not having great control of my aim and pressure, I end up hosing all three of them down.  He is not going to be left out and sprays us all back in return. 

All totally soaked and laughing we jump in the pool.  This begins a weekend of fun and games.

[Spendapenny444 49]

Sharing a toilet with a really cute girl sat on top of my open legs, spraying my penis with her warm stream while we both pee into the water.

Having a cute girl hold and aim my penis while I have a really long pee into a toilet or urinal, shaking it off and then pulling the flush on me before I have the chance to do it myself.

Cuddling, both fully clothed but desperate, and just letting go and soaking each other in our warm piss.

I've only done the first two. 

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

37 minutes ago, epdreamgirl said:

i would lovee to pee in a car haha

@epdreamgirl What is your fantasy way to do it in the car?  How do you envision it going?

[steve25805 126,015]

I have posted most of my favourite pee fantasies on this forum over the years and feel that to repeat them here would be repetitive, Suffice it to say that my favourite of all involves a naked lady standing with her legs apart and hands on hips as she deliberately pees all over the living room carpet for fun..

Any fantasies I might develop do tend to appear sooner or later in the form of stories in the Wet Carpet Magazine thread. But new ones are sadly few and far between at the moment. 

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

2 hours ago, epdreamgirl said:

ooo that sounds nice to see!!! id also love to pee in a cup in the car but theres something about the thrill of spraying the dash and windshield!

I agree that sounds like a hot thrill.  You must have a powerful stream to spray the dash and windshield (or is this ability part of your fantasy).

[Genapee 68]

On 4/4/2023 at 11:36 PM, pop-a-squat said:

I once saw an image of a woman performing oral sex on a guy, while she was squatted and peeing. I would like to do that over concrete sometime. Maybe in an alley or in a parking garage.

Love doing this! 

[weequeen 1,987]

Revisiting this because I've had a few random things I've thought of I'd like to do:

- Sitting on someone's shoulders with my legs over them, my pussy against them, and then peeing, letting it run down their back

- Inspired by everyone's hotel stories, to bring that luggage cart into the room and when it's empty, take off my pants and and underwear and stand with my legs spread and use it as my toilet. Or, have someone's luggage on the cart who wants me to pee on it and i stand over it and pee all over their luggage.

[Kupar 13,339]

3 hours ago, weequeen said:

Sitting on someone's shoulders with my legs over them, my pussy against them, and then peeing, letting it run down their back

Ooh ... That is a good one ❤️

[Weatherman74 128]

3 hours ago, weequeen said:

Revisiting this because I've had a few random things I've thought of I'd like to do:

- Sitting on someone's shoulders with my legs over them, my pussy against them, and then peeing, letting it run down their back

- Inspired by everyone's hotel stories, to bring that luggage cart into the room and when it's empty, take off my pants and and underwear and stand with my legs spread and use it as my toilet. Or, have someone's luggage on the cart who wants me to pee on it and i stand over it and pee all over their luggage.

I would love to feel your hot stream shooting against my neck and the warm river flow down my back .. Mmmmmh what a good idea. 😍

Also, I often stay in business hotels. So don't hesitate to pee on my luggage ... I'll pee on yours as a reward 😉

Edited April 25, 2023 by Weatherman74

[Guest Wetling]

Since I never had a boyfriend into it, I often dream of drinking a huge load straight from a guys cock. I once saw a video where she seemed to swallow his cock and he just kept pissing into her throat. I don't know if it's actually possible, but would like to try it.

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

One day I will challenge myself to write a story about all these fantasies! 💚