naughtiest place you've ever peed...?

[honeylemon 178]

i like hearing other peoples naughty piss stories! its a major turn on. 

ill go first: mine was during a loooong road trip. we stopped at a rest stop because I had to go so badly but the restrooms were absolutely disgusting. so i just stood beside the car, lifted up my skirt and pulled down my knickres, and peed right there. the funnest part was that it was actually a truck stop, and I could hear/see other people watching me go. a few even whistled or called out to me. the memory still turns me on ngl

Edited June 14, 2020 by honeylemon
added detail/fixed typo

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

owo tbh the naughtiest place I've peed indoors was on my carpet. 

[oliver2 4,419]

13 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

owo tbh the naughtiest place I've peed indoors was on my carpet. 

Hope you didn’t get caught.

Some of mine:

In the trees at the motorway services car park (queue for the toilets was too long)

by the car by the side of the road (honked at!), against the wall in car parks before driving away

Telling a friend at the beach I had to pee then obviously wading waist deep in the water then coming ashore again.

In the hot tub at the health club (I had in my mind this was better than the pool because people don’t get the water in their eyes and mouth so much, but it’s much smaller, not that I never pee in pools anyway)

Naked at a nude beach standing at the waters edge

[Wolf187 185]

I'd have to say the carpet in my bosses office 

[88mphArtist 970]

Probably the time I pissed in a soap dispenser at a university campus. You can see the video here. Besides that, just public toilet floors, walls, etc. I let some go in a fitting room once but not much. It's riskier but I wanna try and really make a mess in one in the near future 🙂 

[oliver2 4,419]

12 hours ago, 88mphArtist said:

Probably the time I pissed in a soap dispenser at a university campus. You can see the video here. Besides that, just public toilet floors, walls, etc. I let some go in a fitting room once but not much. It's riskier but I wanna try and really make a mess in one in the near future 🙂 

Where do you pee if you’re at the pool, at the beach, or on a road trip?

[88mphArtist 970]

3 hours ago, oliver2 said:

Where do you pee if you’re at the pool, at the beach, or on a road trip?

I'm never really at those places.I'd probably pee in the changing rooms 

[Bacardi 10,134]

In a pile of laundry my husband left next to the laundry basket 🙄🙄

[zerry4 19]

On a school trip to Florence, a friend and I snuck away from the group for a pee in what we thought was a deserted alley. Turned out it was the back of a church, and an old man came out, yelling in Italian that this wasn't a bathroom.

[pee01 1,522]

I pee my bathroom sink. 

[oliver2 4,419]

1 hour ago, pee01 said:

I pee my bathroom sink. 

I peed in a sink in a pub toilets once because the urinals were blocked and overflowing, despite which guys were still peeing in them and adding to a small flood in the corner, but I‘m not sure this counts as naughty!

[Alfresco 11,639]

So many places....  Can't say which is the naughtiest, but some contenders would be:

- Phone boxes
- Stairwells of multi storey car parks
- Hotel rooms on the carpet
- Hotels on stairs and in unlocked storage rooms
- Alleyways where I know people can see me
- Bus shelters
- A train seat
- Hot tubs with other people in there
- Log flume and rides in water parks
- Just about anywhere outdoors

[Gotah 2,382]

I peed on a bus seat once out of desperation. That was propably my most extreme and public place I've ever peed.

Another place would be in a library and a cable car during a ski day.

[speedy3471 10,655]

Naughtiest place in doors would probably be our kitchen floor. Ive posted pics of this here. Outdoors would probably be on the lawn at a friend's house. They were having a bonfire, a person can only drink so much beer before needing a piss lol

[Seppl_75 42]

A lot of places, don't know which to call the naughtiest:

- Against parked cars

- Into an unlocked car (once); the plan was to piss against the car but I found it unlocked...

- elevators

- staircases

- into a ticket machine

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 6/16/2020 at 3:52 PM, oliver2 said:

Where do you pee if you’re at the pool, at the beach, or on a road trip?

Ive peed outdoors on many road trips. 

[Sweets 4,517]

There have been a few naughty places around my house, kitchen, dinning room, guest room. On the floor in the bathroom.  In a few things around the house.  In the back yard on the pouch under the bedroom window while my hush was sleeping.   Off the side of the bed onto the floor 

[Kingfisher28 272]

Theme park toilet sink but in the ladies toilet, the mens was flooded. luckly no one came in.

[sd91 886]

Well theres been naughty ones with me having a wee in a garden before, and once in a barn where both times I was caught back when I was younger!

The naughtiest I think though is one I got away with. At a christening/baptism a few years ago there were photos outside the church after the ceremony and people talking, for way too long! because the place for the party wasn't ready yet. Some of us had gone for drinks before too so eventually I was dying for a wee. I was actually going to use a toilet but my friend told me she had asked and there wasn't one as it was an old village church. After a few minutes of thinking, I decided I was gonna wee outside, and made an excuse about getting my scarf, and sneaked around the back of the church. Keen to keep out of sight as even I was surprised I was doing this, I found some bushes next to the wall of the church, so I was covered from any side from anyone at the church, only visible from the car park. Deciding I need to be quick, I dash over to the bushes and back against the wall of the church, there was slabs and concrete around the edge, so I quickly lifted up my dress with one hand, whilst quickly pulling down my knickers with the other and dropping into a squat with my knickers around my knees. Deep squat as always and I quickly start spraying a quite clear but a little yellow urine stream. I remember it spattering against the concrete and splashing my open toed shoes, but I didn't care, I had to be fast so I pissed as fast as I could and weed all over the concrete until the puddle was flowing over into the grass and trickling over onto the dirt where the bushes were. My piss sounded like a tap as I squeezed it out so hard over the floor.

Once I finished my wee and without wiping I quickly adjusted my knickers and let my dress drop back down, seeing my puddle running down over this centuries old slab, I wondered how many times people had pissed around this church. I rubbed across my legs with my hand and wipe on the back of my dress before walking back onto the path just a couple of seconds before someone decides to walk down it themselves, maybe to get to the car park.

I remember feeling so naughty and horny having had a wee in a churchyard and wondered. Has this ever happened to anyone or their friends before? There's some more churches here that don't always have a toilet. Surely a little wee in the bushes has happened before?

Were the ones in a barn or persons garden naughtier, or was this?

[glad1 2,834]

16 minutes ago, sd91 said:

Were the ones in a barn or persons garden naughtier, or was this?

I'll ask you, where did you feel most turned on?

[oliver2 4,419]

2 hours ago, sd91 said:

.I remember feeling so naughty and horny having had a wee in a churchyard and wondered. Has this ever happened to anyone or their friends before? There's some more churches here that don't always have a toilet. Surely a little wee in the bushes has happened before?

Were the ones in a barn or persons garden naughtier, or was this?

The church was - but as you say the church has been there for centuries and there’s no way you were the first to, uh, christen it. (Barn and garden don’t sound very naughty though it sounds like whoever caught you disagreed).

[-Z. 333]

There are a few places, but off the top of my head I’d say the Bloomingdales dressing room mirror. Recorded it for a pee friend who I would go back and forth with peeing in different places, usually just around the house but sometimes in fun places like that.  Didn’t end up buying the pants I tried on either lol. 

Edited July 27, 2020 by ZooeyGlass

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

I've also peed in a bathroom sink and a trashcan.

[oliver2 4,419]

13 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

I've also peed in a bathroom sink and a trashcan.

How did you come to be peeing in a trashcan? 😗

[Alfresco 11,639]

On 7/27/2020 at 7:37 PM, sd91 said:

I rubbed across my legs with my hand and wipe on the back of my dress before walking back onto the path just a couple of seconds before someone decides to walk down it themselves, maybe to get to the car park.

Or maybe they were looking for a place to pee for themselves?

I wouldn't worry about it - if the church had no toilets then people have peed there many times over the lifetime of the building.   When such churches were built, nobody worried about toilets and it would have been accepted practice to pee outside.  You were just resurrecting the tradition.  Very hot though as you were at risk of being caught.