Have you ever pissed on the beach?

[pop-a-squat 12,274]

If so, share your stories 😛 I’ve pissed on the beach several times and will share some of my stories below.

[pop-a-squat 12,274]

One time I was with a female friend on a semi crowded beach, but we weren’t too close to anyone else. I told her I needed to piss but didn’t wanna go back in the water. She suggested I pee on the beach, hehehe. So I did exactly that! I sat up, spread my legs and moved my bathing suit to the side and began pissing in the sand. My friend watched the entire thing.

[Lilipee 666]

I go to the beach a lot in the summer, so I've peed there many many times.  Sometimes in the water, sometimes sitting in my beach chair, either through my suit or with my suit pulled to the side.  I've peed while walking the beach at the shore line with just my feet in the water.  I've even peed loading things into the car to leave, with my towel wrapped around me.  

[glad1 2,597]

More times than I can count! Usually I was alone, but I recall some great times on beer-filled dates.

[Alfresco 11,000]

I have peed on the beach plenty of times and in several countries; UK, Spain, Netherlands, France, Cayman Islands, Iceland, Norway, Canary Islands, USA (if you count Blizzard Beach in Disney World LOL). 

The way I pee depends on the circumstances.  If nobody is around then I'll usually take my penis out and pee standing.  If there are people around then I'll do one of several options; pee behind a beach hut, sit or kneel on the beach and pee out of the leg of my shorts or go into the dunes (if available) where it is a bit more secluded.  Sometimes I'll sit on a rock and gaze out to sea whilst peeing down the front of the rock.

I have peed in the dark on beaches at night when people have been drinking and there are others about who also go onto the beach to pee, I have peed on a windy winter day where the pee gets carried off on the wind (don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet), I have peed on hot sunny days with people all around me when I dig a little hole in the sand at the end of my beach towel, kneel whilst looking for something in my bag and pee in the hole - often with people just a few metres away.

This is probably not what you were getting at, but At Bournemouth I have been there when the airshow is on and it is packed, so they bring in portable urinals and portaloos to help with the situation.  I have peed in those urinals whilst girls have watched from the queues for the portaloos.

 

 

[thisguy20 869]

I've peed on beaches a number of times.  Usually peeing into / through swimming trunks either; while sitting on the sand near the edge of the water, or while standing having just stepped out of the water.

I've also peed on a few beech trees...

[Chicklover99 562]

I’ve pissed on the beach a few times when sitting on the sand pulled my shorts to the side got my cock out and pissed on the sand 

[oliver2 3,899]

If the weather's good enough, and I'm not wearing too many clothes, I'll wade up to my waist and pee in the sea, but otherwise, yes, I've pissed on the beach many times. Most recently, on a windy day, away from people, standing on the beach, but at other times

- sheltered from the wind (and view) in a dip. I was sitting rather than standing, so I'd have done like @chicklover99 and pulled my cock through my shorts

- lying on the beach, I've rolled over sideways and pissed onto the beach while lying down

- stood at the edge of the water and pissed into it

- walked into the sand dunes for privacy, then pulled my cock out

Pissing on the beach feels pretty acceptable to me, so I'm not too worried about someone being able to tell I'm pissing there.

[Ms. Tito 2,039]

I've peed in the water before, but not on the sand. 

[glad1 2,597]

1 hour ago, Ms. Tito said:

I've peed in the water before, but not on the sand. 

You really ought to try it sometime. Maybe even get a friend to join you.

[Ms. Tito 2,039]

1 hour ago, glad1 said:

You really ought to try it sometime. Maybe even get a friend to join you.

Friends? What are those?

[gtg2468 77]

I’ve pulled my bathing suit to the side to water the sand on many occasions 

[glad1 2,597]

14 minutes ago, gtg2468 said:

I’ve pulled my bathing suit to the side to water the sand on many occasions 

Urine 😉 not the only one!

[pee01 1,470]

I pee on beach years ago. I was on a boat drinking lots of water and beer on a boat needing pee bad. 

[oliver2 3,899]

10 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

I've peed in the water before, but not on the sand. 

Did anyone know you were peeing?

[P_lovinguy 1,299]

On 2/26/2020 at 5:14 AM, pop-a-squat said:

One time I was with a female friend on a semi crowded beach, but we weren’t too close to anyone else. I told her I needed to piss but didn’t wanna go back in the water. She suggested I pee on the beach, hehehe. So I did exactly that! I sat up, spread my legs and moved my bathing suit to the side and began pissing in the sand. My friend watched the entire thing.

Did your friend then join you in pissing having been so mesmerized by you? Or was that her introduction to pee play?

Inquiring minds want to know. 🤣

[Ms. Tito 2,039]

6 hours ago, oliver2 said:

Did anyone know you were peeing?

Nah. I'm a master of stealth lol.

[Ms. Tito 2,039]

14 hours ago, glad1 said:

Urine 😉 not the only one!

Now that I think of it, peeing on the sand sounds nice, but I'd never get the chance to do so on a beach with so many people around. 

[speedy3471 10,627]

13 minutes ago, Ms. Tito said:

Now that I think of it, peeing on the sand sounds nice, but I'd never get the chance to do so on a beach with so many people around. 

You never know, hopefully you get the chance to

[Ms. Tito 2,039]

6 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

You never know, hopefully you get the chance to

Yeah, hopefully sometime I can go to the beach when there's no one around.

[Audrey81 3,012]

I've pulled my bikini to the side and had a discrete pee on the sand 🙂

[ppppppp 1,437]

I was at the beach and watching a girl in the sea.  She was pretty - late teens, dark hair, black bikini - and I got the feeling that she was getting desperate for a pee.  I kept watching her as I thought she probably would soon choose to wet her bikini.  

After a bit, she waded out of the sea.  To my surprise, she walked up to me.  'Excuse me,' she said, 'Do you know if there are any toilets at this beach?'

There were, but about five or ten minutes walk down the beach.  I did a bad thing.  I lied to her.

'Sorry.  I don't think there are.'

She just nodded, turned and waded back to the sea.  

'I think most people just wee in the water.'  I added hopefully.

I watched her even more carefully after that.  She was splashing and jumping in the waves.  I didn't see any more signs of desperation and after a bit I decided that she must have pissed in her bikini but hidden it with the splashing.  

But then she gave a sort of shudder, and squeezed her hand into her groin.  Perhaps she did still have to pee.  I kept watching.

A few minutes later she came a bit closer, into shallower water.  The peaks of the waves now nearly reached her swimsuit.  A wave passed, and she bobbed down, so her bum was a few inches above the surface of the water.  She reached between her legs with both hands, one from the front, the other from the back.

A sharp jet pf piss squirted from her and cut, bubbling, into the surface of the water.  She must have been pulling her bikini aside so she didn't pee in it, and didn't have to pull it down.  She was facing away from me, so didn't see that I was watching her weeing into the sea.  Another wave approached, and she bobbed up with it, so I could still see the fierce line of her piss streaming into the ocean.

She quickly emptied herself and stood up, pulling her bikini back into place.  Then she bobbed down a couple of times, to wash her vagina with sea water.  

But then, a few minutes later, she realised she still needed to go.  She had finished too quickly.  So she did the same thing again, and pissed the same way, for just a few seconds.

[Kapitan 25]

I've pissed on the beach and in the sea. Usually I wander off to find some quiet rocks to pee over, out of sight. Its quite freeing to have just the sea and the wind and the wet rock in front of you! Very easy to slip your cock away quickly if someone starts coming over too.

[honeylemon 178]

not sure if this counts but i was with an ex partner and he carried me out into the water, my chest against his back, my arms over his shoulders, and legs around his waist. after a day of drinking beers i really really really had to go, like it was verging on painful, and my ex told me i “should stop being a baby and just go!” so i did,  still with my arms and legs around him, pressed right up against his back. by the time the water turned warm, he knew exactly what i was doing.

[gldenwetgoose 20,243]

48 minutes ago, honeylemon said:

not sure if this counts but i was with an ex partner and he carried me out into the water, my chest against his back, my arms over his shoulders, and legs around his waist. after a day of drinking beers i really really really had to go, like it was verging on painful, and my ex told me i “should stop being a baby and just go!” so i did,  still with my arms and legs around him, pressed right up against his back. by the time the water turned warm, he knew exactly what i was doing.

Hope he appreciated it....  or maybe that's one of the reasons he's an ex...   😉