Popular Post Peefreak99 3,720 Posted December 16, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 16, 2019 For me it's problaby nothing compared to most members haha. But once i had been out with the guys drinking beer and i already had to pee when we started drinking so a lot fo beer and several hours later without a bathroom break we said goodbye. I was bursting and was waiting for the bus but it was dark and nobody was there also the bus shelter provided sonme cover so i just pulled my dick out and peed inside the bus shelter xd. But then a car pulled up so i wallked away🤣 4 3 Link to post
Popular Post gldenwetgoose 21,455 Posted December 16, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 16, 2019 My commute home is usually 30-40 minutes and sometimes if I know I'm coming home to an empty home I'll leave work moderately full - just for the fun of a hold on the way home. I did that once and misjudged things for whatever reason - found myself pretty sure I wouldn't make it home dry - so literally a couple of miles before home in the last village before mine, I pulled up my car just infant of the village charge. It's a typical village church that dates back centuries with a graveyard. Somehow it felt a bit disrespectful peeing on the grass around the gravestones so I followed the path around to the back of the church. As I was releasing a very urgent pee against the stone wall of the church, I realised there was a small window open just about head height right where I was - and I could hear the vicar, just the other side, obviously in his study bustling about. Now if I could hear him, what are the chances he could hear me? 4 1 Link to post
Popular Post Alfresco 11,607 Posted December 17, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 17, 2019 I don't really know what I would class as my naughtiest desperation pee - and it also depends whether you mean desperation as caught short and needed to find a solution or whether you mean planned to be desperate with the intention of being naughty. I think the naughtiest where I was bursting and just needed to pee like NOW but didn't have any toilets nearby was probably a car park stairwell when I pulled into a car park after a long journey and too much to drink on the route. I parked the car and made a beeline for the nearest stairwell, stepped inside ran up a half flight of stairs to the landing where the stairs reverse direction and peed a very full bladder into the corner. It ran across the landing and started trickling down to the level below. The naughtiest where I had other options but decided to be naughty anyway was probably when I peed through my dark trousers into the seat on a train on a three hour trip. I was in pretty dire need before I got on, but I avoided the station toilets because they had a charge. I sometimes go outside the station and find a back alley, but this time I decided to wait and go on the train. I got on the train and found a seat, put my bag and coat on the overhead rack. I could have used the train toilet, but opted to stay in my seat as (a) I didn't want to lose the seat (b) I didn't want to leave my bags unattended or take them with me and (c) because I thought I could have a bit of fun. About five minutes after the train departed, I peed enough to get the seat wet and release some pressure on my bladder, then gradually let more out over the journey whilst also drinking on the journey, so I was peeing a bit about every 15 minutes. Then about half an hour before I got off, I completely emptied my bladder into the seat cushion. When I got to the destination, I reached up and grabbed my coat off the overhead and put it on - thankfully it was long enough to hide my very wet trousers and I put a newspaper on the very wet seat. That allowed me to get off the train and away before being discovered. 7 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Wow very naughty popasquat One of the naughtiest things I've done is when me and 5 other buddies were out drinking at a bar, I noticed a 20 liter pair between the urinals. We decided to all piss into the pail the whole night and the guy or guys to overflow the pail had to pay the bar tab lol 1 1 Link to post
Popular Post spywareonya 37,961 Posted January 3, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2020 Sheer desperation is something which doesn't happen to me for three reasons First, my bladder is huge Second, I am trained in both mind and body. To the point of torture Third, when I decide I'm gonna piss, nothing is keeping me short from doing the fuck I want, and I never feel desperate As @nopjans said in his glorious "The Piss Empire", which originally brought me here from Literotica… QUOTE "You are the Empress of the known world, and is your religious right to piss wherever you want, for no higher reasons than you simply chose to. Thus you are NEVER desperate: if you are, is because you are too weak to wield the royal rights, and this doesn't sound that good as a starting point for your reign, as a weak Empress is usually killed in a golpe very quickly" So... Anyway sometimes it happens that I am "bothered" by pressure, feeling uncomfortable Very uncomfortable. The most obscene place? The Hallway of a classy hotel while waiting for a porn photobook shooting, before I came on the forum Waiting with 3 girls, heard rumors of the organizers being scumbags, so I simply popped a squat there and then and pissed on the steps of the foyer, then left without getting them seeing me naked for the book... 2 4 5 Link to post
Popular Post oliver2 4,403 Posted January 3, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, spywareonya said: The most obscene place? The Hallway of a classy hotel while waiting for a porn photobook shooting, before I came on the forum Nominate @spywareonya for best accidental innuendo (Sorry, I know English isn't your first language but this was too good to miss) 3 2 Link to post
spywareonya 37,961 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 4 hours ago, oliver2 said: Nominate @spywareonya for best accidental innuendo (Sorry, I know English isn't your first language but this was too good to miss) OUCH TO THE FORUM not ON uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!!!! Kisses Darling!!! 2 Link to post
Pissguy 244 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 12 hours ago, spywareonya said: OUCH TO THE FORUM not ON uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!!!! Kisses Darling!!! Nice to see you again Nancy! Feels like ages since i last saw you on here 1 1 1 Link to post
spywareonya 37,961 Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 On 1/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Pissguy said: Nice to see you again Nancy! Feels like ages since i last saw you on here Had some bad moments I have contantly things happening to me and it's boring 2 1 Link to post
steve25805 125,787 Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, spywareonya said: Had some bad moments I have contantly things happening to me and it's boring The things happening might be boring, but you are never boring. You are one of the most interesting people I have ever known. 1 Link to post
spywareonya 37,961 Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 27 minutes ago, steve25805 said: The things happening might be boring, but you are never boring. You are one of the most interesting people I have ever known. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 1 2 Link to post
steve25805 125,787 Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Am pretty certain the naughtiest pee I've done outdoors out of desperation was in a telephone box. 2 Link to post
walanuk 245 Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Naughtiest out of unintentional desperation is either in a friend’s cats litter tray whilst she (friend not cat) was in the shower or years ago on a late night train without toilets in the connecting bit between carriages 1 1 Link to post
Pissguy 244 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 On 1/7/2020 at 3:06 PM, spywareonya said: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Hope you're ok! Link to post
Popular Post Gotah 2,380 Posted January 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 10, 2020 I once peed on a bus seat on the way home from work. Long drive, super desperate ...the usual story, so to avoid wetting myself I secretly peed on the seat next to me which absorbed every drop that came out of me. 5 Link to post
Sexismygod 1,782 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 I usually manage to find somewhere to pee before things get out of hand but I had one situation where there was nothing I could do. I don't like wetting, so this was one of only two times I have ever knowingly let go whilst dressed I'd been out for beers with some work colleagues and hadn't peed all night. We were on a business trip in a foreign city but I thought the hotel was only 10 minutes away and surely I could make that distance, right? Wrong! The walk turned out to be more than 20 minutes and I was fit to burst after 5. Before I knew it, I felt the first hot spurt erupt and flow down my leg. There were 3 of us so I made like the pavement was too narrow for all of us and walked slightly behind the others (1 guy, 1 girl). In the next 5 minutes I lost control and flooded my jeans ... I say lost, but I let go because that first spurt gave me such a thrill. My shoes and socks were soaked and I was grateful for the road noise to disguise my squelching. The other guy was in a different hotel, pretty much next door. The girl and I walked into our lobby and shared the lift back to our rooms. I was wearing darkish jeans but I was convinced someone would notice. Nobody said anything. To this day I don't know if she'd seen my pissy jeans ... but the memory of pissing myself while we walked and talked will remain with me forever. 1 1 Link to post
pee01 1,521 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 I pee in sand years ago I was on a boat with some men and women drink beers water etc. There was no toilet on the boat men and women saying they needed to pee bad. Caption pulled over and we all pee sand but I didnt get to see anyone pee come out of them. I also was a at bar years ago I pee in the parking lot. I was night time I had few beers in me needed to pee bad and no other places open. 1 Link to post
Kapitan 26 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 My naughtiness must have been a moment of true desperation years ago on the last tube home. I sneaked to the back of the train and slipped my cock into an empty water bottle. It was great until the air pressure pushed my cock out of the bottle mid stream and sprayed the seat in front of me! 3 Link to post
Popular Post Yawyd 947 Posted January 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 13, 2020 One time out drinking, I waited outside my buddy's van for him. Then this chick comes out from nowhere and asked if I had a smoke. I don't smoke. Then she goes to the right rear of the van, pulls down her leggings, (nice ass 😏) and squats and sprays all over the car behind the van. My jaw dropped and when she was done, she walked off smiling with relief. Lol. 1 4 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 8 hours ago, Yawyd said: One time out drinking, I waited outside my buddy's van for him. Then this chick comes out from nowhere and asked if I had a smoke. I don't smoke. Then she goes to the right rear of the van, pulls down her leggings, (nice ass 😏) and squats and sprays all over the car behind the van. My jaw dropped and when she was done, she walked off smiling with relief. Lol. Nice lol. That sort of thing doesn't happen to often lol Link to post
Peefreak99 3,720 Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 13 hours ago, Simpfan said: I have a hard time equating desperation with naughty, because naughty seems like you deliberately put yourself in that place or condition, and planned the reaction. Not that I don't like seeing that. Like when I peed in the driver's seat of a dirt-track racecar, that was both naughty and deliberate. The cushion was torn and the foam inside it absorbed most of my full bladder. My then-husband also washed the dashboard with his piss. We were at a truckstop diner and it was his suggestion that we pee inside the car. I have a very large bladder and I think I was pregnant at the time besides, so I always seem to have some pee to release when I need or want to. Desperation for me is when I hold a little bit too long in a place with no toilet. But naughty is way more fulfilling in other ways. It depends let's say you have not been able to pee for like 10h and then you piss on some stairs or on the floor somewhere because you really can't wait. That's not planned, but of course a lot of desperation and naughty peeing is planned at least for us on this site Link to post
Ms. Tito 2,376 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 I was trick or treating a few years ago with some girl friends from the Senior class (I'm a senior now) and I was wearing a dress. I had to pee but we couldn't go inside someone's house to use their bathroom so I told them not to watch and just peed on a tree (though in hindsight, maybe I should have let them watch, but I don't think they'd have been interested). Later on they told me that they were jealous and one even said that if she had the chance to piss on a tree like I did, she would. 4 Link to post
MisterPee 0 Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Pissed through my landlords letterbox at 3am one morning, his dog came running up the hall, reckon it got a facefull too. Link to post
Popular Post ukpeegirl86 3,028 Posted July 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2020 My naughtiest desperate piss was when my partner was in the bathroom and I couldn't hold it any longer. I went into the carpeted stairwell and squatted in the corner and peed onto the carpet. I'd intended to go outside in the car park or behind the bin area but it was cold so I decided instead to soak the stair carpet instead of going outside. 2 12 Link to post
Alfresco 11,607 Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 19 hours ago, ukpeegirl86 said: I went into the carpeted stairwell and squatted in the corner Was that some kind of apartment building with communal stairwells? 1 Link to post
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