Takashi96

Remember when Michael Fassbender got caught by the paparazzi when he was pissing in public? Two hands. That's what everyone remembered. Like a damn summer sausage.

Good heavens, that actually makes sense! I have a new perspective on this technique. And furthermore, now I can finally stop whizzing on the ceiling.

Every once in a while, if the planets are aligned just right, my weird-ass brain is capable of producing perfectly serviceable observations.

I wonder? The first time I saw it, it reminded me of old timey boxing. Like in that way that it doesn't seem logical?

Dude, seriously tho. Look at the picture a few responses up. Does that look like a comfortable way to take a piss?

Okay, first of all, I can't even begin to express how much I love "A Free Ride"! Secondly, that guy's holding method has confused the hell out of me ever since I first watched it nearly a decade ago. Does it not look completely counterintuitive? I actually went so far as to try it. On more than one occasion! Not only is it impractical, but it's extremely uncomfortable as well.

"Where I stay" is actually the most commonly used phrase to describe "where I stay," where I stay. Having never been to Scotland, I had no idea African American Vernacular English was spoken there as well. Perhaps if I visit Scotland my native dialect will be more acceptable than elsewhere in the English speaking world? So long as they can decipher my uncouth Detroit accent. 😉

Wow, in the daytime? On New Year's DAY? He must've been on quite a tear last night. Congratulations! What a way to start the year.

Is it okay if I ask two? I'm fascinated by your "origin story." Where the first time you peed outside it was because your boyfriend made you, and after that you were hooked. How did you feel about realizing you had a pee fetish? How long was it until you peed outside again?

I should rephrase that. Do you think your fascination with your cousin's puddle was more because of his anatomical advantage? As in, being a boy he could pee more stealthily? Expose less of himself. Or was it the audacity of him just peeing where he pleased?

Was your cousin a boy? And if so, do you think that contributed to your fascination? Or was it the audacity of peeing outside? I was forbidden from peeing outside as a child. So when I watched a neighbor kid pee in the large cardboard box we were playing inside, I was taken aback by his shamelessness. It was almost like he didn't have parents!

One of the more difficult aspects of communicating online is the inability to detect inflection or tone. And your response just read super dry to me. But like I said, I couldn't tell if it was intentional on your part. I also found the wording of the question a bit confusing within the context of this forum. However, I was not expecting such a brief, straight answer. It would be like if someone asked "why do you have porn on your computer?" And the other person answered "because I enjoy masturbating," in a completely manner of fact voice. That would make me laugh. Does that make sen

I love the drawings!

I wish I could find it. I've searched many times and all I can find is unrelated porn.

Welcome, Tony89!

So, I'm not the only freak who has time travel pee fantasies? They're all pretty much voyeur fantasies. Woodstock and Versailles are both big ones for me. Though I imagine Versailles would be unbearable. I've heard it was constantly bursting with human and animal shit and it was particularly foul in the summer months. That reminds me, I once read a passage about Casanova watching a group of girls gleefully pissing in a field that sounded hot. I've had plenty of ancient tribal fantasies as well. Girls squatting in their buckskin dresses and so on.

That brings back memories. One of my first experiences with naughty peeing was peeing in the locker room of my local pool when I was around the same age. But I'm curious, as a girl, were you taught how to pee standing up or did you figure it out on your own? Also, welcome to Peefans, Lalayla557!

After reading your invitation to DM, the burning question in my mind is how jammed is your inbox? Also, welcome to Peefans!

I find this question confusing for two reasons. First of all, how do I determine which of my pee fantasies is the dirtiest? I'm not sure I'm even qualified to answer. In fact, it may vary by region? However, the more perplexing question is....who has clean pee fantasies? Aren't all pee fantasies inherently dirty? Actually, maybe not. Perhaps some people fantasize about peeing out a fire? Or heroically peeing into the overheated radiator of a stranded ambulance and saving the day? Yeah, I don't know? I'll have to think about it.

I LOVE how specific that is! Personally, I've never had the opportunity to rent a room with a balcony facing a swimming pool. And if I should stumble into that situation in the future, I'll probably have to turn down the chance to pee of it. Unfortunately, I think my window for peeing off balconies into pools has closed. However, when I was a younger man, I briefly lived in an extraordinary apartment at the top of a hill, with a balcony. And sometimes on rainy nights I'd stand naked on that balcony and launch a triumphant arch skyward, like that cherubic boy in Prospero's Books. Ah, those were

I can't tell if it's intentional, but your responses can be so deadpan sometimes that it just cracks me up. Honestly, if I glimpse your name in a thread I get this...I don't know? Excitement? About reading what you've written. Yeah, I know, I'm wired a little different.

I have freakishly vivid long term memory going back to around 3 years old. And though people have often dismissed my claims, I've had many occasions to prove their accuracy. It's also very random, often with no rhyme or reason to why I've retained countless insignificant memories. Such as otherwise forgettable playground conversations from 2nd grade. Is there a correlation between our deep memories and our fetishes? Yes, I certainly believe so. In my case, it's as if I'm caught in a loop of continually discovering that girls have different genitals. Still, I don't understand why I can't

Welcome aboard!

I've never heard of that show. But, wow, what an interesting sociological experiment it presents. From a developmental perspective, the habits that we pick up before age 7 are usually imprinted in us for good. In fact, it doesn't even matter if we remember what caused it to stick in our heads or not. Therefore, if a kid's show plants the idea that peeing outdoors is fun, it might unintentionally engineer certain plocivities later in life. And if it's a popular show, it could do this on a massive scale. Damn, that's such a weird idea.

And while we're at it...all that creepy mommy, daddy, and baby talk. I just nope'd out of hot woman pissing because she was looking into the camera asking the viewer "to watch mommy pee?"