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Hello everyone! So, it's somehow gonna happen, and a friend of mine is gonna come over to stay for a month next Spring... and, well, I would love to just have my flat turned into an absolute toilet during that time 💛 Sadly, reality tends to get in the way, and I would like to not have everything be covered in stains. Which means we'll have to, at the very least, let go in / on towels. Hence my question! I'm gonna need to stockpile on very absorbent towels that can handle full force pissing without spilling a drop, and I feel like I'm gonna need some expert recomman

- hey whatchu doin - not much, wettin my jeans - u? - thinkn bout where 2 pee - any ideas?? - mh... - oh! ur cute neighbor came back? - oo nice thinking brb - actualy might fuck em while im at it so not brb lol - lol - hav fun! cya

"Hey, could you scoot aside so I can pee?" "Oh fucking hell, like you couldn't go in the spaghetti's water?!" "I didn't need to go back then!" "Seriously? You? Didn't need to go?" "Yeah I know, what a shocker, now please scoot aside so I can at least piss in the bolognese!" "Pffrt... Well at least it'll add some flavor, I guess."

Fuuuuck but you're right The one with the new roomate right?

Welcome to the forums!!! You're welcome to piss on my carpet whenever you like ❤️ Or like, anywhere at all that is not a toilet, really. The messier the better ❤️

"Excuse me, I'm looking for the nearest toilet?" "You're talking to them!"

"Excuse me, miss?" "Yes?" "Sorry to bother you in the queue, but I'm bursting for a pee and I'd like to utterly ruin something while I'm at it; so I was wondering what's the priciest thing between your panties and your purse?" "Oh! Well, that'd be my panties, but y'know what - just let me take them off and stuff them into my purse so you can ruin both!" "Aw... I mean that's sweet of you, but I was really hoping I could take the opportunity to feel your pussy for a bit by shoving my cock between your legs while I take a piss..." "Mh... Tell you what, do a good job of pi

Fucking rude, pissing against the wall of my house like that. I know most of them are drunk, but come on, I made the sign rather fucking obvious, didn't I?! WINDOW OPEN. PISS INSIDE. WIPE ON CURTAINS. What's so hard to get about it?! Now I have to wet my carpet myself!!!

"Hey, pass another cup." "Fuck, you piss like a horse! That's the fourth one!" "I told you, I need three whole cups for the cookie dough." "... Wait but then why the fourth one?" "Oh come on, like you've never snacked on an ingredient while cooking!"

knock knock knock "Yeah?" "Excuse me, are you the guy that pissed on my balcony from his window last night?" "Oh fuck. Sorry, I was very drunk, and-" "No no no that's okay! I just wanted to ask you, could you aim for something that'd soak it up? Like my potted plants. Or my clothes." "... You mean the ones left to dry?" "Well yeah, but also if I'm sunbathing and wearing clothes, then... well, those are clothes too!" "Oh okay. Well... seeing that you're wearing a dress right now, and you're right there before my front door...?" "Please do!"

"Dud wtf, I just stepped in a puddle! Did you spill something?!" "Nah don't worry, I just took a piss on the front door." "Oh, that's all. I thought you spilled something nasty for a sec. ... actually, do you mind if I sit in it and play with it a little? My clothes are waaay too dry." "Sure thing bud."

Holy fuck that was hot.

"Excuse me ma'am, can I go to the toilet?" "Is it number 2?" "N-no..." "Then of course not. Just pick a classmate you fancy and quietly soak their clothes."

Duuuuude you're like an inspiration Don't guilt trip yourself about not doing more of a hobby tho, kinda takes away from... well, it being a fun hobby to engage in ❤️