Eliminature

Ooooh yes! I like this!

In case anyone wondered why there were no photographs from me over the weekend, I have sustained a minor injury and had to head to hospital. I'm absolutely fine, no lasting damage but the injury is making life a bit difficult at the moment. Hence why I haven't been out at all - let alone to photograph my peeing. In fact, it affects just about all the activities I enjoy doing. Which is why I'm not a happy bunny at the moment. I thank you all for your patience. It should heal quickly enough and I hope to get back to my usual happy, naughtily peeing self as soon as I can. My piss art w

Being a frequenter of pubs myself, I love this analogy. You are right, as usual. Thank you as always for looking out for us. Mine's a pint please! 🍺😉

For the most part, I've been using the sink. It saves a flush after all.

Not sure about that! 😆

Aww!! Don't be shy. Just enjoy the intimate moment together. ❤

No, no you misunderstand me. I know it's difficult to make yourself clear over the internet without the nuance of spoken word. Sorry about that. What I meant was, I'd be perfectly happy to cross streams. As of yet, I've only ever done that with my husband. He's the only one who knows about my fetish in real life and is therefore the only one I've ever asked to participate with. And thanks as always, @gldenwetgoose. 👍🏻☺

I've only ever done that with Mr Eliminature! 😆

Another Nederlands urinoir. This time in Leiden. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/leiden-urinal-monument

Is there room for that? You could if there is room. I've never used this one, but I did use the one a few minutes' walk up the opposite side of the canal near the Oudekerk.

The next time I'm in Amsterdam (we were due to go this year but it was cancelled for obvious reasons), I'll seek it out and pee in it myself. If you are there, you can peek through the grille.

Even if it was just at a conventional urinal, or just a plain old wall, I'd definitely join you. ☺

I remember trying to use the ladies' lavatory on a passenger ferry a few years back. I was trying to stand and pee like I usually do, but the movement of the sea was so violent that I had to sit on the seat to prevent getting it everywhere.

Only that particular one. It's quite infamous.

Also, don't very young males need to pull down their lower clothing and underwear before they graduate to keeping them up? It seems like a logical step for the sex that thry call fairer, too. Even more so since trousers aren't generally designed with women peeing standing in mind. Note, I don't have children. I'm only going on memories of what my male friends did when I was a kid, but that was more years ago than I care to remember. I could be wrong about that.

Eeeek!! I hope no one saw. Though if they did, I'm sure they would have sympathised more than anything else. I must admit, the dark, rainy car park would have been my first option.

I believe that particular urinal (Kisses, I believe it is called) has been installed in several different establishments. They tend to get bad press from feminists who are offended by them. I can see where they are coming from but the fact is, they are not modelled on a lady's mouth. They were modelled on Mick Jagger's.

Nope. This is due to to women's trousers generally being modelled on men's. Women's jeans have a tiny fly which is quite clearly an imitation of the much longer fly on men's jeans. Therefore, manufacturers don't expect women to be standing up to pee and they don't cater for it. In other words, women are taught to pee sitting as children and society gives them no other choice. Women must pee sitting because society demands it. I say eff that!

Not so. I can do it perfectly well and there is nothing particularly special about me or my female anatomy. Moreover, I do this every day of my life. This is not a one off just for likes on the internet.

Yes. I really enjoy these.

I'm roughly five feet six with my feet on the floor. As you may have noticed, I don't wear high heel shoes. I don't find them comfortable.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/city-hall-urinal

So as not to derail the topic...

I don't know. I assume they put it over a bucket and emptied the bucket afterwards. Mind you, if they bottled his pee in little vials, I'm sure some crazy fans would pay silly money for them! Not necessarily just urophiles like us.

But it's not a woman's mouth, is it? It's Jagger's. I think Mr Eliminature and I need to visit this museum. And I need to be smuggled into the Herentoiletten to use these particular urinals! https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2012/02/01/offensive-rolling-stones-urinals-cause-uproar-in-germany-310576/amp/