Kupar

Gamification seems to be emerging as a theme here.

Err ... maybe? 😉

As someone who these days can only dream of doing anything like that, I would be more than happy to see the videos! The screen captures are fabulous - thanks for sharing - and that hands-free pic in particular is literally outstanding 🙂

Sorry @Sophie for taking this off-topic ... but ... @Bacardi have you seen pictures of the Holi celebrations that are quite big in the UK now? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holi People tend to get covered in powder paints and if it gets wet, then clothes are pretty much stained forever. Great fun!

Excellent. I'm sure with her specialist knowledge, @Sophie could formulate some dyes that would go different colours depending on the strength or other properties of the pee so you never knew what colours you'd get 🙂

Excellent! (I got the idea for this, by the way, when I made my last cappuccino and used a stencil to make the choc/cinnamon sprinkles in the shape of a heart 🙂)

Or a wetting actuated wearable vibrator? The vibration patterns react to the level of dampness. Low speed when a little spurt escapes but full power with pulses when its flooded.

Or "wetting stencils"? Soft, thin plastic shapes with designs cut into them, which you wear inside your jeans so that when you wet them it makes a pattern 🙂

My god! You have spectacular curves! Thanks for sharing these photos with us. I hope you make sure your sub knows how lucky she is 😊

How about something that creates abstract art from a spectral analysis of the sounds of your pee? Audio recording and visualisation. You would be able to make pretty pictures. A hissy one into the sink would look very different from a deluge on to a piles of leaves in a forest or a splatter against the pavement, for instance. I see an exhibition, on here at least, if not at the Tate Modern.

Don't apologise for the drawings! They are amazing - and if anything the somewhat more hurried, less perfectly finished versions in the last chapter suit the rush of the climax to the story perfectly! Thank you for this story - it's been fantastic to read and look at.

Hello 😉

Wow!

K tells me this song is all about cunnilingus (she's been reading Dave Grohl's autobiography) 🙂

A lovely vision! And I am imagining the sound Eli. Lots of loud splashing? Or are you able to be so precise that you can direct the stream against the side of the bowl so as not to reveal your technique?

Singer Zara Larsson would be one for me I think. I can readily imagine her peeing in any of these situations

Splish splash ... I'd would so like to share her bath!