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Meanwhile: @Cutiegirl669’s inbox lights up like Christmas Tree

Clearly they aren’t expecting guys to bother to aim too carefully. I don’t know why the bowls on the wall design is now more popular than troughs & porcelain walls - maybe for privacy, but urinals are never very private. On the pier at, I think it was Portsmouth, there used to be a wall urinal and the drain was just a hole in the pier floor with the sea underneath. You could look down and watch your piss falling into the sea.

I think “everyone does it, it’s fine”, or “Go before you get in the water and if you have to go again, just do it in the pool” are pretty popular opinions, tbh

Main thing with pissing into a river is it can be quite indiscreet if there’s people about, though under a bridge or something can be a way to do it without being seen. For a guy, that is, you wouldn’t want to be squatting at the waters edge, holding your lips open to get a strong jet so all your per goes into the water to pollute it (why, yes, I have thought about this in detail) and fall in the water by accident. Obviously if I’m swimming in a river I’m going to piss in it. Last time I was camping there was a river running through the field with the tents in. The river was 30 secon

Well, for what it’s worth: my family tended to leave the bathroom door open and pee in front of each other, with it not being an issue, though I don’t remember anyone peeing in the shower or bathtub or telling me I could. I got particularly self conscious about my body in my teens, then less so again afterwards. I’d be pretty uncomfortable talking to my mum about anything sexual in any amount of detail at all - to the extent that it feels to me like expecting parents to educate kids about sex is completely unreasonable, if other people are anything like me. My father’s new wife encouraged

If you have a gang shower, a urinal is redundant 😈

Moonraker is a bit of an oddity, cashing in on the success of Star Wars and hype around NASA's Space Shuttle programme (and, perhaps, foreshadowing the *other* Star Wars, the Strategic Defense Initiative). The other curious thing is - apart from Bond's improbable sexual magnetism, and presumed STI-immunity - that what was improbable about Bond films was high-tech gadgetry and industrialists with enough of a fortune to run a private space programme. Well, now we have drones, smartphones, and Elon Musk. ... but how much cold ruthlessness do you want in your escapist fantasy? Doubt

I felt similar in my teens - not so much as to avoid urinals but certainly I'd have been wary of showering naked in a group shower.

Oh, bugger, ‘e’s mentioned the war

I often end up desperate on planes - between the waiting at airports with nothing much to do but drink coffee or alcohol, the need to stay hydrated, and the effects of thin air, and the sitting about on the runway with the toilets out of use. If she had discreetly pissed herself in her seat she might have got away with it, but it sounds like she very much didn’t and was removed from the plane by heavy handed security. (which is one of the worst things about flying. Obviously anyone who is trying to bomb, hijack or weaponise a plane should have the goddamn book thrown at ‘em, but this was

Easiest way is because someone tells you you’re not supposed to pee there. Even if your parents encourage you to do it, they’d better be warning you not to stand/sit on the edge and pee into the pool, as in @ukpeegirl86’s story. But even if you know you’re not supposed to, once you let a little bit out experimentally just to check that the story about the green/blue/pink dye that appears on contact with urine isn’t in that pool, why would you get out and go to the toilet when peeing in the pool feels so pleasant? And unless they’re watching you very carefully, nobody is going to catch you. (Th

In Soviet Pisuria, walls piss on YOU ... but, seriously, you can get further from the wall and not be splashed on, or closer and pee with less force, and either might help. Doing either of these with urinals may get you looked t funny. (on the other hand you may well get pee on your shoes)

What you enjoy about urinals is what I like about pissing on a wall. And that sense of mundane things becoming - temporarily - the most forbidden pleasures is definitely a quarantine thing.

Well I’d feel creepy fantasising about you because I’m more than twice your age (and also I have no idea what you look like), but I do have warm fuzzy pervy feelings when you write about enjoyably peeing outdoors

Standard advice is: you’re responsible for what you do, but what’s in your head is your own damn business. (That, and some of them will be fantasising about you).

... and that’s with you not peeing in it. Maybe it’s a pig with or without pee...? 🤔

What about the chloramines & such, results of the chlorine reacting with the pee?

WTF 🙂 Peeing in the sea feels awesome how can you not like it this is incomprehensible 🙂 I would guess that public pools have much more water & treating water on that scale is much more economical than looking after a backyard pool, but I could be wrong.

(Armchair psych) Because arousal reduces disgust. If your reaction to a cute girl is “wow, hot - I wanna kiss her mouth hard & kiss her pussy and put my cock up... wait ew her saliva in my mouth? And the wetness from her ... all over my lips? Ewww, gross”, this would be a disaster, romantically & evolutionarily. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/arousal-disgust-sex-study_n_1877743

#penisproblems

Having your bits flopping about is the thing about boxer shorts. Either you like it, or you don’t (in which case, wear something else!)

Paging @Maggie_555

I wonder if her other hand was busy? 😉

Would you go pee in the toilets before getting in the pool then only go in the pool after that if you felt the need, or would you skip the toilets & just go straight to the pool? 🤔