Bacardi

On this episode "I know nothing about a woman's body."

One time I decided to pee on my mat in my small bathroom. Evidently i had too much pee and the mat wasn't as absorbant as I thought it was. By the time I was done the pee had ran under my sink and I had to get on my hands and knees to scrub it up lol.

Me and who? Cause I love it 😫

As a life long coca cola addict, I would make all of my toilets look like the red one if I could lol.

I have in the past when my laundry basket was plastic. I kinda straddled it and let it flow, then immediately dumped it into the washing machine. It was really quiet and peaceful. Wish I could try it again but my basket is wicker with a white cloth liner now 😭

I joined this forum in 2018 just liking naughty carpet peeing, but as I've gotten closer to other members of the forum my interests have expanded a lot. I'm into wetting just a bit, peeing on other people just a bit, and really wanting a golden shower lol. Among a few other things too. My tastes have definitely changed.

I do sometimes. I'm only comfortable sharing with my close friends so if they do make it out of my camera roll its into the phone of another peefans user that I trust lol.

I saw this on fb, screen shotted it, and ran here to post this 💀

Signed the mod, "GodsGldenGoose"

I'll see all ya'll heathens in hell 😒✋🏼 Ps: this was posted unironically and the person who created this post was dead ass serious.

@gldenwetgoose I finally know your secret!

One of my friends told me "you pee so loud" while I was on the phone with her as I was peeing lol. I think that's the closest thing I have to a compliment.

I usually only stand to pee in the shower. Most of the time I pick a tile or a design that's on a tile and aim, but if the stars are not aligned, and usually they are not lmao, I still end up peeing down my legs and just everywhere else. I gotta have a lot of pee, the right pressure, and stance for it to be successful.

Привет мой друг 😏 ("Hello my friend" for those who don't speak 🇷🇺) No I don't mind wetting every so often. It's not really one of my favorite fantasies but if one of my friends asks me to wet for them I'd do it. I prefer to do it with a friend rather than alone.

I would 100 percent rather pee on my floor (not into wetting so much or bed wetting) than get up to go to the bathroom lol. I hate waking up in the middle of the night to pee so bad because I enjoy my sleep time!

You know what, that's probably a better descriptor 🤣 never occurred to me because I've never received a golden shower. *cries in inexperienced* or maybe experienced in the wrong way!

Hi friends! I had a strange occurance today. An "anti" or "false" pee if you would lol. I needed a CT scan of my abdomen today (all bad news unfortunately but I'm probably gonna live lol). While the lady giving me my IV for the iodine she warned me that the iodine might make me feel like i was peeing in my pants, but she assured me that wasn't the case. I kinda laughed cause I didn't know how such a thing would work, and of course it did trigger a small part of my fetish brain. I asked her if people actually did pee on themselves when the iodine hit and she said no. I mean I really

Yeah, same. Sitting on the toilet i usually get some pee that goes over my cheeks. Happens more often tho if I am squatting. Or maybe not. Maybe I'm just able to see it better cause of the puddle afterword 🤣

Savory food for me for sure. Prefer to drink water. I'm not really into sweets as I've reached my big age. Cake, candy, ice cream, etc. Sugar just doesn't really appeal to me anymore. The only exceptions I have to this are sugary drinks like iced coffee (of which I prefer a little coffee with my creamer lmao) and coke. If you told me I could drink coke for the rest of my life and my teeth would never fall out and I'd never gain any weight I'd easily make the switch. But alas sugar is bad for you lol. The second exception is when I get my period. Then I want all the sugar. I'll eat anythin

How I'm gonna show up at the next peefans convention.

Haha I don't exactly remember when I watched porn for the first time. When I was that young I masturbated mostly to movies with pee scenes, my imagination, and things I had witnessed in real life.

POV: you're an American during the last 8 years

I'm also married so not actively seeking any sexual partners for piss or otherwise. Generally speaking tho, when I was single I didn't do hook ups. I've had sex with 3 men and only one I wasn't in a relationship with, but we had been friends all throughout high school. It's just a personal preference that I cannot share a sexual encounter with someone I don't know very well. I wanna know their personalities first, what their sexual preferences are, how they act around other people, etc. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'd take a "friends with benefits" situation over a hook up with a s

I dont even like sex most of the time so piss play it is!