Bacardi

It does sort of look like the America's doesn't it? Maybe admin can make it the member map 🤣 Of course! You gave me ideas Florida Man!

Hi everyone! Earlier in the chat I was sort of spewing my feelings of inadequacy in the chat. I can feel my seasonal depression sneaking in and it's just not a good feeling. Today I reflected on my time on pee fans and was just feeling so down about not really being able to contribute since i dont have too many experiences, and really I just felt like dead weight. Big thanks to @Kupar, @muffinhuntr, and @Maclir for cheering me up, and ultimately inspiring me. After that conversation I was determined to bring something to the forum, and eventually I did figure out what I wanted to do!

I used to have a lot of vibrators but lost them during my move last year. I miss them a lot, buy there was nothing real special about them. Just toys from spencers in my ex's favorite colors 🙄 i never put them inside of me because I was never comfortable with that; I only ever used them on my clit. It was a lot of fun lol. I'd buy more but I'm too shy. I'm scared my husband is gonna ask to see it in action and I don't like people watching me masturbate lol. Have just been squeezing my thighs together to get off like I normally do. If I were to buy another one, I'd pay a little extra

1 and 20. My pj's are loose from when I was bigger and i never wear undies.

A 10 still because I must be a zero cause no one in my real life knows 🤣

I wanted to give her less points cause I hate Walmart but peeing on store floors is my thing so 😍 she is an 11. She's a 12. I don't get turned on by farts but I fall over laughing at them all the time so she gets bonus points for making me laugh! He's a 10, but before he goes grocery shopping with you he pees next to the car.

Never thought of it like that. Thanks for the insight!

Make sure you get a layover in my state and pick me up. You're gonna fly right over it on your way to Sweden 🤣 I'll bring the lube!

Oh my god my fucking heart lol. I wish you could see how badly I'm blushing! My husband: "Babe! Your trip to Sweden was supposed to end three weeks ago! Why aren't you back yet?" Me, tied up and still getting dicked down by Andre while covered in his piss: "Jag sitter fast." (I'm stuck)

You make me blush 🥹🥹🥹 I hope you never get tired of me. I am on a language learning kick and, actually, now that I think of it there are a lot of Swedish customers at my job so....maybe we can have a lesson or two 🤣 And, lol! That would make my husband cry for sure.

I mean, look at how far into the building he went lol. There is debris everywhere! Why didn't the building stop him 🤣

I would love to know how you accidentally back your car up with that much force. That's wild.

Just remind me before I leave for Sweden to leave my divorce paper work on the desk for my husband lol. Gotta brush up on my Swedish. If you are looking for someone who is submissive and obedient, you found the right person 😇 you say the words and I will be there on my knees in front of you. (I am such a simp for Andre and I don't even care 🤣)

They are a 400. They're a 10, but every time it snows they always write your name in the snow with their pee 😊

20. The audacity turns me on a lot!

She's a ten, but she goes out of her way to pee into gutters if she needs to. (Ps: I am staring at a gutter wishing I could pee in it and get away with it right now lol)

Okay then he would go from a 10 to about a 50 for making me laugh lol. If it is on me? They become a 100 😊

Yeah girl same. Traditional penis in vagina sex isn't really my favorite thing in the world. There are just so many things I can think of to better spend my time. But I still put up with it when my husband wants it, which was a few nights ago. I remember my friends (mostly male) hyping sex up so much in high school and when I finally tried it (with a boy who insisted he couldn't use condoms or lube; guess who got pregnant before she was 20?) I was really disappointed lol. It was like that for all of my sexual partners. I thought I was broken, but I guess I am just asexual af. I cou

He's a ten, but when he give you a golden shower he makes sure to shake every last drop onto you 🥵🥵🥵

That girl sounds a bit too wild for me lol. So I will leave her at a 10. I make her a 12 🧐 not naughty enough to pee right on her floor, but I still like the idea of peeing in a bucket!

I was mindlessly scrolling Facebook before bed when I stumble across this that my friend shared: Guys. I SS'd and RAN here lol. It sort of inspired me and I wanna see if we can bring the She/He's a ten game here. So, how you play is you write a phrase (She's a ten, but she pees in parking lots when she's drunk) and the person beneath you writes if her ranking has changed. In my case, she would become an 11 for peeing somewhere naughty 😍 So, I'll start. She's a 10, but she pees in fitting rooms whenever she feels like it.

I said be a hare! Not a tortoise!!

@gldenwetgoose shall we see how fast you can run between my legs while I'm peeing? Not that I'm tall enough but it would still be fun 🤣

That hoppy boy got an express golden shower 🐰