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Men pissing where ever they want.
Carthoris replied to Jessdoitjr's topic in Men Peeing: Pictures, Videos & Stories
I grew up on a farm, so men pissing on the ground was just 'normal'. We stepped around the corner of the nearest building and just pissed on the grass. As grandpa got older he had trouble walking, so a few times I saw him just get up from the stool where he was working, and piss on the grass right in front of him. It's wonderfully liberating to piss on the grass! Our urbanized society just doesn't allow much of that anymore. Too many people, not enough space. -
Welcome, it's good to have you here!
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Carthoris replied to likesToLick's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Maybe this is a stupid question but... why not wear a short skirt over pants/leggings? The leggings give you coverage if you're being active in a way where one wants pants and not a skirt. When you need to go, pull down the leggings, the skirt still covers one's bits for modesty. As someone who has worn a kilt on many occasions, I appreciate the ease of access that a skirt offers. I understand they aren't for every occasion, but when worn as part of layers they have some real benefits. There are also 'rain kilts' which are lightweight and designed to dry quickly. They could be put on -
I am amused by the notion of Hogwarts toilets being self-repairing (toilets do break down eventually, and if no plumber wants to go in there because of a ghost, they won't be repaired), and possibly having magical plumbing that whisks the waste away somewhere (or recycles it somehow?) The idea of Myrtle constantly spying on everyone using the toilets, and becoming a toilet fetishist is rather hot.
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Oh yes, it's the best place (apart from peeing in someone else's swimsuit). One gets the warm feeling, and it's instant cleanup!
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Thank you so much for sharing your experience. If you would like to share more, the rest of us would love to read more!
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Absolutely brilliant! Epic work!
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I admire you for being able to hold it that long!
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Thank you for sharing this with us. Have you done this often (held your pee for a really long time)? Is it still pale and watery, or did it become dark and concentrated?
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Clear glass toilet bowl… what do you think?
Carthoris replied to FlyingthedreamUK's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I've thought about this sort of thing for *years* and occasionally have done a search for "glass toilet". That's how I found this thread! I can only echo what others have said, about how hot it would be to watch women peeing in something like this. I once started writing a story about a woman who develops a fetish for toilets and eventually owns a plumbing supply house - and I might work a glass toilet into the story. On a less-impractical note, glass basin sinks are a bit more common, and it wouldn't be unreasonable to have a lovely lady squat on the countertop and pee into one. -
Desperate in front of the plumber
Carthoris replied to Sophie's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Thank you so much for sharing this, it's really hot! I loved reading the wonderful details of your arousal and relief! -
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Carthoris replied to likesToLick's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
The two urinals at 90degrees to each other reminds me of a hilarious song I heard performed by Stephen Brust (the fantasy author) called "The Spaceman With Two Dicks". It exists nowhere that I know of except in the minds of those lucky few who were there to hear it, but I remember a line "I took the left urinal, and he took the other two..." -
That's pretty impressive. I only dropped out once! I still find it interesting tho - the section of Derek Lowe's chemistry blog titled "Things I Won't Work With" is gut-bustingly hilarious. Especially when he makes jokes about flourine chemistry and the corresponding "limb to chemist ratio". https://www.science.org/topic/blog-category/things-i-wont-work-with Dumb stuff in my head? Knowing the 87 counties in Minnesota, and which position some of them are in alphabetical order.
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Don’t you just love parents?
Carthoris replied to Chrissy89's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
That's a great story. Thank you for sharing. I'm glad you and your dad can have a good laugh together about that. I am reminded of an ex-gf of mine who made sure to piss with unusual vigor. It wasn't a cute tinkle, it sounded like a firehose. I gather some women have been told to do that because it was supposed to reduce the risk of UTIs. -
Henriette Allais, Playboy's Miss March 1980. I would dearly love to watch her letting out a massive gushing stream in this position. To see her watery, pale piss puddle on the concrete beneath her and flow around her shoes until she's squatting on those stillettos over a puddle of her own pee.
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Playboy Playmates pissing? (real or fantasy)
Carthoris replied to Carthoris's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Vintage Erotica Forum has a post featuring screencaps of Teri Weigel peeing. The only Playboy Playmate I know who has been photographed doing it. http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=3865091&postcount=279- 1 reply
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Why do models wear heels/stilettos when posing nude?
Carthoris replied to Theo's topic in Sex and Porn
@Theo I like that you're bringing this topic up. Back in the days when I went to nudie bars, I noticed that the girls always kept their high-heeled shoes on even when they were totally naked otherwise. I thought it was odd. I think part of the reason for it is sexiness, as some have mentioned above. I think another part may be hygeine (some floors on the way from the stage can be nasty). I'm not a foot fetishist, but I prefer bare feet. I never paid any attention to the girls in Playboy magazine, but now that you made me think of it, I went back and looked at a couple of bathroo -
A bit of humor to brighten your day. I do know a lot of people here would try some of these!
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I don't know if it's still there, but Frankfurt (Germany) Airport had a men's room where the urinals were just an irregularly pentagonal (? memory is poor after all these years) room completely covered in white tile, with a gutter around the outside edge. I rather enjoyed it. It was very liberating to feel like I could piss *anywhere* in that room and it would be OK. Also, it would have been a great sort of room for piss orgies. Here in the US, older fair buildings often have trough urinals. I find a certain quaint practicality in them. Low-cost, relatively simple to plumb.
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Things that annoy you about pee porn
Carthoris replied to steve25805's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
This topic is quite relative to a topic I just posted in this subforum, about a really bad VHS piss porn video I once had. Mostly it featured women just sort of wiggling around in front of the camera - not even doing a proper striptease or anything, just trying to look sexy (and failing badly). At the end of each woman's scene, she'd pee, then we'd get a slow-mo review of her peeing. It universally just looked awkward instead of sexy. The camera angles were terrible, the peeing poses (sort of crab-walk-squats, often) looked nothing but awkward and uncomfortable, and even if the women were attr -
Many years ago, in the era of VHS tapes, I had a piss-porn video which featured Teri Weigel, Playmate of the Month April 1986. Sadly, however gorgeous she may be in this picture, and however hot it might be in fantasy to watch her piss out of that lovely bush, the actual video was so bad I almost wish I hadn't seen it. When we don't know anything about someone, we make up fantasies about how great they might be, until we know otherwise. In the case of Teri, hearing her speak and come across as a complete ditz (not just a stereotypical ditz, someone I really couldn't enjoy talking to
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Sadly, too much "lesbian" porn is half-assed stuff where it seems to be aimed at what the porn industry thinks viewers want. I want to see some passion in the pussy-eating and piss-drinking. I want to see one woman kneeling in front of another, with her nose embedded in the standing woman's bush as she fastens her mouth around that pussy and gulps down a gushing torrent of piss until it leaks out her mouth - then keep licking and tongue-fucking that pussy deeply and enthusiastically until it's wet with saliva instead of piss. Also, I love watching women piss out of a really hairy bush.
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When I was in my 20s I dated a woman who AFAIK wasn't into piss, and I was far too shy to ask about such things. However, one day I went over to her house, and almost as soon as the front door had closed she was on her knees in front of me on the living room floor and taking my cock down her throat as I fucked her mouth. She was skillful (being somewhat older than me and well experienced), and I was enthusiastic about her, so it didn't take long for me to cum. She swallowed it down but I was enjoying myself so much I kept holding her head and fucking her mouth... and not long after I was cummi
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I'm definitely in the 'full bush' camp, because I grew up sneaking looks at dad's magazines from the 70s and 80s. I fantasize about watching a woman with a lovely full bush peeing through it. However, I do recognize that some women look better shaven. It has to be taken on a case by case basis.