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Carthoris

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  1. Just remember, if it's black and white that means it's art. If it's in color that means it's porn. 😋
  2. I'd love to watch her piss in that position.
  3. One could almost imagine these two are mother and daughter.
  4. Friends, this is what freedom looks like. No one to be harmed by whatever you do, no one to tell you not to do something because it's 'strange' or 'unusual'. Shoot guns, piss on the ground, have an orgy under the sun in the middle of a field, and no one cares.
  5. Wow. That's amazing. I love the part where she's kissing and rubbing herself against the toilet.
  6. It was a woman in really overdone makeup - silver-blue wig, enormously long silver-blue eyelashes and fingernails, silver-blue glitter on her body... it wasn't the best musical performance but it was a funny spoof!
  7. That swimsuit looks entirely too dry. I think it needs to be made wet. Lovely image!
  8. At a porn film festival I went to, someone showed a hilarious spoof video of "I Kissed a Girl" called "I Fisted a Girl" - with the lyrics of the last verse being "I pissed on a girl..." and showing a golden shower scene involving the lead singer of the band spraying an impressive shower of piss on the camera and the rest of the band.
  9. Very, very nice. Thanks for sharing. I'd love to see a woman hoist her skirt to show off once-white panties which have become yellow and nasty from repeated pissing-in.
  10. No, sometimes one 'lets go' before realizing that the equipment isn't fully 'unlimbered and boresighted' to use a cannoneering analogy. At least for men it's a bit easier to make sure things are sort of lined up in the general direction, since the equipment is external. On the other hand, we tend to pee standing up, meaning we're shooting from a somewhat longer range.
  11. This may of course be a rhetorical question, but I'll gab at it anyway. As most of us know, men sometimes have the stream go sideways as well. Usually this is the result of sweaty skin or cum sticking things together, such that the peehole or the entire tip of the penis gets pulled sideways, causing the stream to go wide of the mark or break up into a spray. The fix is to sort of pull things free, or pee for a bit to get the opening 'unstuck'. The female anatomy is of course full of a lot more folds which are likely to get in the way, or be stuck in the way. In the picture above, I sus
  12. And this is how anatomy and physics should be taught. Thanks so much for your input!
  13. I find it interesting how the stream from this woman comes out in a helix, spiralling around itself. I wonder what the physics are behind that? [GALLERY=media, 8516]Kelli_stone_pee_121 by Carthoris posted Aug 11, 2016 at 9:26 AM[/GALLERY][GALLERY=media, 8515]Kelli_stone_pee_122 by Carthoris posted Aug 11, 2016 at 9:26 AM[/GALLERY][GALLERY=media, 8514]Kelli_stone_pee_123 by Carthoris posted Aug 11, 2016 at 9:26 AM[/GALLERY] More pictures here: https://peefans.com/media/albums/helical-pee.72/
  14. Pornstar Missy Martinez not only has a wicked and depraved sense of humor, but apparently isn't averse to a bit of pee. https://twitter.com/MissyXMartinez/status/761652272455569408
  15. My, that's quite... strange, that a high school would do that. One more reason for the deplorable state of economics literacy in this country.
  16. I just found out about this play: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinetown The basic premise is ridiculous on the face of it - if water is in short supply, then the economics indicate that companies would pay you for your pee, rather than requiring you to pay them. However, the notion of a play which uses pee as a plot point is amusing. In the play's storyline, once the people are liberated from their oppressors, they revel in the freedom "to pee whenever they like, as much as they like, for as long as they like, and with whomever they like". Which does sound like the sort of fun people i
  17. I would love to see Lucy Lawless peeing. Back in the days of Xena: Warrior Princess, there were a few fellow fetishists with photoshop skills who liked her. This one is kind of awkward, but I've seen piss-porn using poses just as bad. And who could forget her nipple popping out while singing The Star Spangled Banner at a Redwings hockey game? She's a natural dirty (heh) blonde, but her pubic hair looks dark in this picture. And she does hang her lovely tits and ass out on Spartacus. However, one of my idle fantasies for years has been to watch her gush i
  18. I would enjoy watching her soak those panties, as would many of us.
  19. I don't watch tennis, but some quick Googling does show that Angelique Kerber is pretty easy on the eyes, and another image search shows Annabel Croft in some pretty sexy poses. Thanks for the suggestions, @greedyneedygirl. It also strikes me that however revealing the tennis outfits may be, women's beach volleyball can be even more revealing. This girl obviously has a sweaty asscrack. And here's a bit of inopportune tangling.
  20. This reminds me of a document I read once. It's from a D/s site, so it's about how a submissive can submit and expose the act of peeing to their Dominant (consensually of course). Not for everyone, and it's certainly not gospel, but maybe it will give you ideas of things to try.
  21. Those tennis outfits do seem a bit smaller than needed for 'freedom of movement'.
  22. Lovely thread, thank you for starting this. I particularly like the last image. Such a lovely rump. The link to the article about dresses at Wimbledon had this fine image: Which my perverted brain interpreted and immediately started to wonder what it would look like to see a wet stain spreading across the front of those very tight panties.
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