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Losing weight, dieting, exercising, being overweight - and anything to do with it is a touchy subject. Slim people often accuse fat people of eating too much and not getting enough exercise, which is all supposedly their own stupid fault. But it is not always as simple as that. Some people through mental illness might feel a compulsion to comfort eat whilst others might lose their appetite altogether. Lots of people might get plenty of exercise in their jobs. But others might work long hours in non-physical work like driving or office working, yet at the end of it all be mentally tir

If there is any thread anywhere about the perfect set of outdoor urinals, this pic belongs in it. After all, where better to piss than all over those three gorgeous asses?

Most of the questions on here lately seem to be asking whether you would do this or that in terms of peeing, @Sophie. And whilst I cannot deny slipping in the occasional such question in myself in the past, nor can I deny having an interest in your answers to such questions for my own pervy reasons (I'm a peefan, what can I say, lol), it does probably get a bit too much after a while. And so I will try and ask something intelligent which has nothing to do with anything remotely sexual. Because, much as you do come across as a very sexy lady around here, it is actually your mind that

Dunno how I missed this thread until now. My long term favourite pissing babe has also been Frankie Babe. Here is an oldie but goodie of her taking a nonchalant piss... But lately I have been developing a thing about Angel Wicky. Here she is doing what she does best. Pissing..... I would love to date her and take her back to mine where she can do that all over me instead of merely in a bucket. And those gorgeous tits are just asking to be pissed on.

Yes you have to behave as others would regard as normal in situations that secretly turn you on. Clearest example in my life I can think of is an incident I have described before, when I was in the back of a taxi travelling along a street which back then was the main late night drinking area. And all of a sudden, I spotted a young lady squatting and pissing in full view quite openly on the pavement with people walking right past. Taxi driver spotted it as well and insisted on emoting to me about how disgusting this was. So as not to break my cover and clearly because he was expecting some

Wow, I never knew a lady could get so much piss all over her own ass when using the toilet. I always thought the only way a lady could get her ass that wet with piss is if someone else pissed on it. lol. But apparently not.

I didnt even participate in the poll mostly because I rather boringly have never peed anywhere naughty in a hotel room. But I will do something else on behalf of the former amateur pissing performer and hotel pissing extraordinaire Liz, aka Miss Piss. She has left the scene now having discovered Jesus and become born again. So in memory of her - without entering it in the poll since it would be wrong for me to do so on behalf of someone else -I will list all the places in that poll I have enjoyed seeing her pissing in or on... Carpet, curtains, bathroom floor, bathtub, on bed, i

Lol, I mistook the darker green patches for actual colouring and not wetness. I thought you were wearing army combat camouflage style underpants for some reason. Now I realise, my false assumption seems rather funny to me. I mean why would there even be army combat camouflage coloured underpants? lol As far as I know no army sends its soldiers into combat wearing only camouflaged underpants. The very notion of such a thing seems hilarious. Why did I not realise this before? lol

We often have dreams unlikely ever to happen because most girls just wouldnt do it in reality. And the only chances of finding one who would is a site like this. If your dream involves more than one lady together then its an even tougher ask. But such erotic imaginations are nevertheless still great fun. My own ultimate fantasy is to have a naked lady standing in the middle of my living room with her legs apart and hands on hips, enjoying a long piss all over the carpet right in front of me. Cant imagine it will ever happen in reality.

The closest I came to that situation was when me and two other guys were walking these two girls home from the pub through a country lane. One of them needed a pee and asked the rest of us if she should just do it there right in the middle of the road. I was the one who told her to go right ahead. And she did, peeing in the middle of the quiet road in front of us all. That was over 40 years ago now way back in the summer of 1983 when I was only 18. But the memory remains a treasured one. I suppose if that happened today someone would have taken a pic and it would have ended up on one

I no longer have them on my devices but do know where pics of myself peeing can be found online. Am certain they do not show enough of me to reveal my identity and I suppose I could use them for an avatar. But I feel the ones showing ladies peeing express my interests so much better. But I think yours is safe enough. No one would recognise you from that alone. And it is not particularly revealing, penis wise. Nothing we might not see on a beach or in a gym. I must say though that whilst I am not the least bit gay I can see that you are a lot younger than me and better built bodywise.

Any politician who says that it is better to be pissed off than pissed on has clearly never campaigned in our little community. And whoever said that it was better to be inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in obviously never had two naked female water sports enthusiasts in his tent.

I have been thinking today about avatars. I had the same one for many years - a lady peeing on her sofa. But I have just decided it was time for a change. So I have replaced it with one that is even more fitting. A lady squatting and pissing on the living room carpet. After all, when it comes to my sexual interests, a lady pissing on the living room carpet is so much my ultimate thing, lol. I am not the only one who uses sexual imagery in an avatar. Quite a few people do. Some male members seem to use their own penis for an avatar. Or perhaps in some cases a larger one than the

That makes you awesome. There need to be many more girls like you in this world.

Yes, if you dont want to fuck up your own house, especially if you live with or have a family, clean up is a major concern. You cannot under these circumstances go around peeing on the carpets and furniture. Anywhere where it is easy to immediately rinse away like the bath or shower cubicle is ideal in this respect. The kitchen or bathroom sinks would work well for the same reasons. Piles of dirty laundry would be good fun to pee on and no harm if you are about to throw it in the wash anyway. When no one else is at home and you have time and only if you can be bothered with the clean up a

You probably need one of the naughty peeing enthusiasts around here to be living near you. And for him or her to be willing to let you pee anywhere.. I know that if a lady who wanted to do that lived near me, although I only have a cheap flat with cheap and old furniture, and old carpets, I'd be more than happy to let her pee all over or against everything. Would be fun to see. My living room carpet has waited too long for a lady's golden christening. lol

If it were my house I'd regard it as good news. A sexy lady peeing all over the carpets, floors, tables, furniture and beds. You could spend a whole weekend doing it. I'd regard it as the most sexually stimulating weekend of my life, lol. I'd probably regret the cost of replacing it all afterwards. But it would be worth it.

Dear Wet Carpet. My 31 year old girlfriend, Sara, has been living with me for three years now. My home is a cheap one which amongst other things has no central heating in the bathroom or upstairs landing. On cold days in winter it can be damned cold in there. But it is all I could afford to buy, and was so fed up with renting. Well on a particularly cold January evening some eight or so months ago we were lying together in bed, chatting when she groaned about needing to go to the bathroom for a pee. And moaned about how cold it was going to be. I of course had the naughtiest ide

This is a life size artistic sculpture of a German policewoman in full riot gear squatting and urinating on the floor, lol... It took a German to think of that, naturally. The nation that led the way in the pioneering of pee porn, in the days when Mary Whitehouse was still running riot here and the powers that be were still trying to outlaw pics and vids that contained an erect penis, lol

You are probably largely right, though for all of us the absence of public toilets can be a problem. There are not many public toilets around and most of those that are are tend to be closed from early in the evening until the following day. And all day Sundays and bank holidays for most of them .Which probably explains why so many drunk men and women end up being seen pissing against walls, behind bushes, or between parked cars. The combination of alcohol-induced full bladders, alcohol-induced reduced inhibitions, and no open public facilities tends to guarantee the inevitability of this. I m

Personally, when it comes to the girls I like a bit of pubic hair to be present. Seems more natural and less artificial to me. Though I prefer them not to be too hairy. But that is just my personal preferences, it is actually not a big deal for me either way. So whatever each girl feels happy with is fine by me. I definitely think guys with no pubes just look wrong though. But since I am a straight male there are no conceivable circumstances where that is ever going to be a deal breaker in the bedroom. There will never be a deal to start with. So again whatever the individual and his par

With just a hint at the return of my old humour, what with your photographic skills and all, you, me and Sophie could make a great team. I could supply the venue with living room and carpet, Sophie could provide the performance in the form of a carpet christening squat - all done in the best possible taste of course -, and you could take the photos. And voila, a great piece of performance art to add to your portfolio. For your personal collection only of course, lol.

I bet some of your classmates secretly enjoyed the show.

Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Jane, my partner is called Clare. And we are both in our late 20s. And yes we are lesbians. We love this magazine with all those tales of ladies peeing all over the place, fucking up their own carpets and shit like that. We would love to just pee everywhere in our own home with total abandon, but we have lots of visitors who would never understand why the carpets and furniture are all wet, nor do we want to live somewhere that stinks of stale pee. Yet the very notion of just peeing anywhere is a turn on for both of us. In our own home for most of the time we ju

Dear Wet Carpet When I was growing up I knew this girl who liked to pee on her bedroom carpet in front of me and liked watching my dick as I peed there too. I used to let her pee on my bedroom carpet as well. Well we both kind of grew up and grew out of it, each going our separate ways. She got married, had kids, kids grew up and left home, she got divorced and was left with the house. I too had kids who now live with their mum from whom I am separated. We learned all this about each other when chance bought us together in a hotel bar one night and we got talking. She is 42 now, a ye