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  1. It's basically the fact that fig fruits occasionally incorporate dead insects in them. https://scienceinfo.net/are-there-insects-in-the-figs-we-eat.html
  2. Hi. So as you may be aware, I am studying around now. Still haven't finished yet, which is annoying, but I did find time to have some fun, and there are stories from before I returned to uni. It will start with men, but the last two are about women (yes, I am a little queer). #1 June fifth 2022 So I went to a kink party for the first time. I couldn't find the place, so I arrived way too late. There was also a pee play scene that was open, involving the humiliation of a man. I wish I'd known before going to the actual toilet. #2 A few months later Same party, but just a
  3. Such events exist, you've just gotta know the right people.
  4. Actually tracked down the image. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2m2gxe/urinating_into_the_pool_you_are_the_best/?rdt=50195
  5. 2 minutes and 38 seconds in and the translation is quite pissy.
  6. I don't, but from what I gather, there are solutions for people with pets. If it can clean dog wee, it can clean human wee.
  7. I seem to recall this https://izismile.com/2014/04/14/the_definition_of_success_at_different_ages_10_pics.html
  8. Miss! Can I please go to the bathroom! You do know what school we are at right? I know, but I'm not used to this whole thing. Well I'm afraid I can't let you go.
  9. Are you gonna be a good girl and wee on the floor? Or are you gonna be a bad girl and pee in the toilet?
  10. "Excuse me, but when I asked where the bathroom was, I wasn't asking to take a bath" "Well then say which room you need insteadof speaking in your strange code." "Well, it's awkward..." "You need to take a piss don't you?" "Urm, can I ask you not be so vulgar? But yes." "Jesus Christ! Just go in the bath".
  11. Don't then. There are other EVs that are less likely to kill you in a fire.
  12. I did hear a story of a kinky dinner party where they decanted wine in a man's bladder
  13. Oh gosh! I forget how weird Britain is for celebrating Mother's day early.
  14. Pretty sure it's discrimination to fire someone for having an onlyfans account.
  15. true. Even the Romans didn't segregate facilities. Peeing on front of other people was just normal.
  16. Clearly he's gay, or asexual, and also, he never learned the no you didn't rule. Did you see something that doesn't concern you? No you didn't.
  17. Speculative evolution is the art of imagining how life could have developed differently. What if we were marsupials? What if we had feathers instead of fur? What if spider monkeys had a trunk as well as their four limbs and a tail for extra mobility. So with that in mind, what if something about our evolution changed peeing in some fundamental way. Like if humans evolved to mark their territory like wolves, or if humans evolved more to attract mates through peeing. Even more interesting is to observe what other animals do, some of which is truly fascinating. For example, bluebirds li
  18. Maybe we should start a thread for speculative evolution of peeing. That could be interesting.
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