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Actually, I've been into spec evolution for a while, but it's quite interesting what real traits actually exist in nature, for example, there are legitimately birds whose waste products are essentially bagged inside their body, so when they expel the waste in a bag, it could be just chucked out to avoid messing the nest. Just something this thread is reminding me of.

Probably outside, but maybe anywhere outside. it gets a bit more taboo when you have paths, and high foot traffic, but before then, it wouldn't really matter.

Meanwhile in reality, the noise and or smell, would alert the deer.

Yeah I used to be teased for being girly as a kid (and that was before I got my skirt lol), so it didn't sit well with me when I was made to go to the ladies with my childminder.

There once was a girl in Nantucket Who always would pee in a bucket She dumped it outside Then her neighbours decried Oh bloody well fuck it!

I wanna try a Limerick There was a young woman called Alice Who'd always go out for a piss She went on the floors And maybe outdoors But the toilet she'd always just miss There was a young woman called Dee Who'd always be needing a pee She always would go Where it caused her woe And you might just be able to see

I found that one on Facebook too. Wth.

I think Facebook knows me too well 😳

I thought as much as well to be honest, I just thought it'd be more within the site rules to add a translation. Though, I should point out that the grammar looks odd to me. for one, Pisser is the infinitive, yet j'ai is I have, to it looks to say, "I have to piss". which I'd have thought would be je dois pisser instead (I must piss) Second, I think means go to the rain? I'm confused. This is why we need proper translations.

translation?

That reminds me of a Facebook account of a German lass named Peni, and how the genitive became Penis, i.e "Penis Photos"

I think I've come across a few on this site like that.

Or it's just less cold

"Brilliant performance there. Let's see what the judges think, we'll start with you Leticia" "What a way to open the show! Your pose was powerful, yet nonchalant. Your stream was gentle as it pattered on the floor. You did everything expected of you. Now you just need to calm those nerves and make your stream more continuous." *audience applause* "Good comments indeed, now Karen, what did you think?" "I don't know what my fellow judge saw. There was too much figeting, too much nervousness. *boos* Oh come on! I haven't finished yet. Anyway, you could say all you like you peed ge

"Hello, this is the golden ray hotel, Marie speaking, how may I help" "Yeah, I was just wondering why on earth I'm being charged for, and I quote "damaging the bed" "Did you wet the bed" "No of course not! Do you think I'm a BABY?" "That'll be why sir"

I mean, they have loos on trains, so why not?

Wut?

I find it's hard to find anything there. There was one vid of peeing during a theatrical performance, that I can't find easily either.

I don't get it

Lot's Cave published a book called "Pee Shy"

Where's the first place you pee after a long day's work?

I don't know if you've ever played the social media game where you Ask a question, then when you get an answer you edit it to make the answerer look as bad as possible. Well, I was thinking of doing a thread of that where we ask questions not about pee, give mundane answers, then edit the question to make it about pee. For example Person1: how often do you brush your teeth Person2: Twice a day Becomes Person1: how often do you pee on someone else's carpet? Person2: Twice a day Have fun!

She's one of us?

I already posted in this very thread

@marking my territoryI have to say, this idea is becoming more intriguing the more you talk about it.