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I didn't know whether to shit or go blind. So I closed one eye and farted.

Apr 27 , 17 I think I have a stalker lol, she's 5'8, red haired , smoking hot body, maybe 135lbs?? I was asked to come in early, and I could leave that much earlier, shoot I was game. I made the mistake of telling that to cherry. Or was it a mistake?? ? It was a slack day, I began training in the sanitation department and ordering. They want me to be a fill in, a clean insfpection assistant super visor. So I got off work and told cherry I was heading off to my favourite subway location. I hate the free way, but I put on some music and cruised. I

I totally agree. I think my moment of conversion came when I was hiking with a friend. A couple hours down the trail we both had to pee. She said to me, "we can either make this awkward or make it fun."

This is from my point of view. When came an occasion that I was with some friends and we end up peeing while camping, hiking or simply peeing in a parking lot. Everyone is curious in their own way which some deny it, some have fun with it which we do end up peeking. There was no turn on for me at that moment. When i dated my ex for about a year, the topic of golden shower was brought up but i was not converted. Maybe its the way he brought it up that turned me off which i gave a straight answer Nooo! Its only in my present relationship that I converted. How do I see it now? It

I would like to say that while I enjoy reading erotic stories about pissing and watching videos / looking at pictures. I also enjoy pissing myself and I enjoy catching someone pissing or listening in at a public ladies loo. I do not have any wish to photograph or video myself doing any of these things. Its a turn off for me. Just wanted to be clear.

I was once on a night out with my friends and I got really drunk. I felt the need to have a wee wee but my friend was telling such a funny story that I waited and held it in. I started to feel desperate so I staggered to the ladies loo to go and have a big wee. When I got there all the cubicles were full and there was a long queue. I panicked at the thought of waiting. But I had to so I just squeezed my legs together and hoped for the best. When you are drunk though its hard to hold it in, thats what I feel like anyway. I could hear so many ladies having long wee wees in the cubicles. I could

Cherry and I <3 A few hours (5) past since my last adventure that surprisingly involved a friend of mine, "Cherry" She called me and explained she was very aroused and wanted to know if I would help her, she is bi curious and had an opportunity to get some if I was up to it. FUCK YEAH , lol So she asked me if she should bring me anything, I said to wear her sexiest lingerie and outfit. I thought I was sexy, she blew my mind away. She wore a dark red pleated short skirt, with white nylon stockings, even a blazer top, corset underneath and a black thong red. She ev

A/N: Finally decided I did want to share this, which I wrote as part of a larger piece (which doesn't center on any particular kink, hence all of the other stuff, too). I bolded where the piss things start, to help y'all along. I'm nothing if not verbose! These four friends have been with each other through so much, but have kept it pretty tame when it comes to sharing their sex lives until one wild trip to Paris had them showing off to each other. But now, the real couples' vacation is here, and it's steamier than ever when Ashley, Adrian, Natasha, and Mario head to Hawai'i over Christma

Femulsio Eta – Womens Room Duty Note: I requested most of my old Femulsio Eta stories be removed in case anyone goes looking for them. Femulsio-Eta: A far away planet influenced by Earth's cultures where women are bigger, devoid of empathy for men and dominate society. They created a third sex of miniature men for personal use and labor, known as Testervians. Virgil, a 19 year old Testervian, applied for a job as a custodian in an upscale female marketing firm and has been called in to be interviewed by Lacy, head of HR. She details the job duties for him. Here at H

Lolol i am saying, why does everyone have to come in while i go pee. The other day, two women were having conversation while peeing. It like, so much for that quiet moment lmao

Hmmm, I've never had issues with Windows 10, works well on my home built desktop and the Alienware Luggable. One older PC is running FreeBSD, which also works well. I've put a few people onto TrueOS (formerly PC-BSD) and those people are happy with it. If you want a Windows 7 style start menu (with all the settings in normal places) have a look at Classic Shell at www.classicshell.net, a small simple program that brings back Windows 7 look and feel.

Son to father: - Dad, I just can't get a job. No one wants to take me on. Father to son:- We all have our disappointments in life, son. And I'm speaking to mine right now!

This Xmas,Tampax are printing Santa Claus on their products.For the Xmas period only.

I'm laughing at these more than I want to admit.

Always important to replenish lost liquids from ur body

Wed 26th April 17 It turned out to be very interesting day, even in my standards and I don't have them. Cherry and I agreed on one encounter, I wasn't expecting a second, it was an interesting experience to say the least. I got home at 7pm and got changed, I was gonna hit up the store so I got into my khaki skirt that's below the knees, and a tank top, had to show off my girls, I left my hair down. Jaylah and her husband decided to go out for dinner, I wasn't very hungry and I didn't feel like making anything, so I was on my way out and I saw Jaylah talking to cherry.

Serious puddle! You really needed that by the looks of things. Thanks for sharing @Sephora

My wife said, "You've never hold the door open for me." I said, "What about the time you threatened to leave."

The seat was water repellent and the floor was wood based and prolly had a sealants, pls it's a bar and ppl spill stuff

Susanna Reid here,destroying her TV career!A few glasses of wine and shes anybodys!(not really but a good likeness).

Yes there is a sequel coming soon ;)

Dear Wet Carpet Magazine, My name is Linda, I'm about 5'6, moderate build with 38D boobs and long, straight brown hair. I work as a delivery girl for a pizza company, which means that I spend several hours at a time collecting pizzas from the branch and then taking them round to customers in my car. I don't get much in the way of breaks - theoretically I get breaks by virtue of waiting for pizzas to be ready for delivery, but in practice, I usually walk in the door and get sent straight back out with the next batch. As well as a reasonable basic pay, I am allowed to grab drinks from

Very different to anything else, with some excellent sexy imagery. Thanks @Brutus

Your stories are always interesting and imaginative, Brutus. Thank you for sharing this chapter.